# More Sequential Threads

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [February 5, 2011, 7:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269 "2011-02-05T07:23:36Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [March 9, 2011, 2:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/421 "2011-03-09T14:14:54Z")

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**How do teacher contract negotiations work?  
Who has been executed for incompetence?**

The execution option is usually off the table, except in Wisconsin.

“Tenure? Ha! If you don’t get those kids’ test scores up, it’s the needle for you!!!”

I dunno, it might work.

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [March 9, 2011, 2:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/422 "2011-03-09T14:17:03Z")

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Arggh.

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [March 9, 2011, 2:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/423 "2011-03-09T14:19:37Z")

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\*\* Only one ocean.  
Questions about Vacationing in Hawaii \*\*

Sorry, one ocean is all you get.

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [March 9, 2011, 4:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/424 "2011-03-09T16:12:22Z")

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\*\*Indications That We Are Living In the End of Days

Bad Science \*\*

Sadly, all too true

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [March 9, 2011, 9:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/425 "2011-03-09T21:47:19Z")

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\*\*What are you doing for Lent?  
Crazy mouth!  
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**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\
**Post date:** [March 9, 2011, 10:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/426 "2011-03-09T22:55:08Z")

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**Movies guys are allowed to cry at  
Guillermo del Toro’s Lovecraft adaptation cancelled**

“I wasn’t being sentimental!! It was, um, the nameless non-Euclidean horror from beyond space and time! My eyes were starting to melt!”  
**My girlfriend’s uncle is buying a gun this weekend…  
unexpected calmness in a dangerous situation**

“Ol’ ‘Butcher Bob’ is getting a gun, huh?”

\*\*  
Confederate Flag outside the South  
The Urinal Test\*\*

Much more satisfying than flag burning!

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**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\
**Post date:** [March 10, 2011, 4:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/427 "2011-03-10T04:03:27Z")

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**Dope Burger  
Your favorite cut of steak?**

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [March 10, 2011, 3:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/428 "2011-03-10T15:14:56Z")

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\*\*Bad movies from good books  
“The Shining”, was Kubrick trying to scare us

Did half the town Rape this girl?  
I’ll take “Things that women are insanely grateful no longer exist” for $1000, Alex  
Ladies, what’s with all the bags? \*\*

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [March 10, 2011, 4:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/429 "2011-03-10T16:12:20Z")

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\*\* Do you know the smell of fresh blood?  
What are your plans for St. Patrick’s Day?\*\*

I’m going to an Extreme Riverdance show, then it’s off to the I.R.A. re-enactment.

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [March 10, 2011, 4:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/430 "2011-03-10T16:33:30Z")

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\*\*What are your plans for St. Patrick’s Day?  
Muslim Violent Extremism?  
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**Author:** ![purplehorseshoe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/purplehorseshoe/32/2996_2.png) [@purplehorseshoe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/purplehorseshoe)\
**Post date:** [March 10, 2011, 4:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/431 "2011-03-10T16:39:23Z")

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\*\*Poll: What should I name my baby girl?

At what age did you let your daughter have a… (boyfriend?)\*\*

Umm … “baby” is a bit young for that. Pre-K, minimum.

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [March 10, 2011, 6:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/432 "2011-03-10T18:14:10Z")

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**I’ve Made A Horrible Mistake Moving In With This Roommate  
Dalai Lama retiring as leader of Tibet**

Yeah, now he’ll be hanging around the apartment all the time.

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [March 10, 2011, 7:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/433 "2011-03-10T19:35:27Z")

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\*\* Did half the town Rape this girl?  
Where did my lube go? (need answer fast-ish) \*\*

That sequential thread is one of the wort I’ve ever seen.

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**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\
**Post date:** [March 10, 2011, 8:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/434 "2011-03-10T20:50:35Z")

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\*\*What do you suppose is the most common college writing assignment in America?

WTF moments with strangers. \*\*

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [March 10, 2011, 11:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/435 "2011-03-10T23:27:22Z")

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> [@Annie-Xmas](#):
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> \*\* Did half the town Rape this girl?  
> Where did my lube go? (need answer fast-ish) \*\*
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> That sequential thread is one of the **wort** I’ve ever seen.

I think you lichened it.

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**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\
**Post date:** [March 11, 2011, 12:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/436 "2011-03-11T00:18:03Z")

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**Indications That We Are Living In the End of Days  
Part of me fell off today (possible TMI)**

Yeah, that whole accursed-by-God thing is a bad sign.  
**Lets start some NEW Urban myths…  
Bathroom smells… male vs female**

Did you know that women’s waste actually smells like flowers? It’s only when the odor contacts a man that it starts to smell bad (of course women know this; they are simply too polite to tell men this to their face). That’s why women spend so much time in the bathroom.  
**Ladies, what’s with all the bags?  
Did half the town Rape this girl?**

And do I want to know what’s in those bags?

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**Author:** ![MEBuckner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mebuckner/32/2896_2.png) [@MEBuckner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MEBuckner)\
**Post date:** [March 11, 2011, 3:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/437 "2011-03-11T03:54:39Z")

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From GD:

**Illinois bans death penalty  
Bad ideas in education**

If they can’t hang a few students now and then, how ever will teachers be able to keep order in the classroom?

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**Author:** ![Walther\_Ego](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/8dc957/32.png) [@Walther\_Ego](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Walther_Ego)\
**Post date:** [March 11, 2011, 6:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/438 "2011-03-11T06:39:05Z")

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\*\* What are your plans for St. Patrick’s Day?  
More Sequential Threads \*\*

Yeah, I have no IRL plans.

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**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\
**Post date:** [March 11, 2011, 7:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/439 "2011-03-11T07:11:38Z")

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**unexpected calmness in a dangerous situation  
Indications That We Are Living In the End of Days**

It’s the end of the world as we know it, and I feel fine.

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [March 11, 2011, 4:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/440 "2011-03-11T16:53:44Z")

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\*\*What is the most famous present-day object that can be seen only in person (  
Serfs in Tibet \*\*

I think I’ve seen a few serf photos

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