# More Sequential Threads

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [February 5, 2011, 7:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269 "2011-02-05T07:23:36Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [March 11, 2011, 9:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/441 "2011-03-11T21:04:30Z")

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**Things to do in DC area?  
Reflux and diarrhea. WTF?**

Nah, those are touristy things. Knowledgeable locals are into projectile vomiting.

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**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\
**Post date:** [March 12, 2011, 6:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/442 "2011-03-12T06:21:38Z")

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**An Apple computer walks into a bar…  
mistaken for an employee**

Ooh, the punchline is going to be good, I can feel it.

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**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\
**Post date:** [March 12, 2011, 6:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/443 "2011-03-12T06:39:58Z")

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\*\*mistaken for an employee  
I got into a Grad School! \*\*

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**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\
**Post date:** [March 12, 2011, 2:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/444 "2011-03-12T14:51:43Z")

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**What’s for dinner tonight?  
Diet Soda And Cake Mix**

Yuck!

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**Author:** ![dhkendall](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a9adbd/32.png) [@dhkendall](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dhkendall)\
**Post date:** [March 12, 2011, 3:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/445 "2011-03-12T15:38:07Z")

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**Stupid OCD Shit I Do. (go on, list yours)  
Looking for a very specific stuffed monkey (brown w/blue face, bought at Babies-R-Us)**

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [March 12, 2011, 5:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/446 "2011-03-12T17:11:29Z")

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**What do women taste like?  
Poll: Rude to not eat in front of people?**

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**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\
**Post date:** [March 12, 2011, 6:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/447 "2011-03-12T18:55:50Z")

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**Your Pets’ Names?  
Roomie’s cat**

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**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\
**Post date:** [March 13, 2011, 9:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/448 "2011-03-13T09:58:03Z")

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**Man found guilty of buggery in Wales  
How to insert a YouTube video into PowerPoint?**

Is that what the kids are calling it nowadays?

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**Author:** ![don\_t\_ask](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e68b1a/32.png) [@don\_t\_ask](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/don_t_ask)\
**Post date:** [March 13, 2011, 10:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/449 "2011-03-13T10:45:49Z")

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**"You are an idiot" Is this an ad hominem?  
Wow. I’m an idiot.**

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**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\
**Post date:** [March 13, 2011, 5:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/450 "2011-03-13T17:33:33Z")

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**Quake moves Japan 8 feet (the less than serious thread)  
What were we doing?**

"Um. So that’s why that lever was labeled ‘Do Not Touch’. "

\*\*  
People being shoved down our throats…  
What’s your favorite Easter candy?\*\*

Soylant Bunnies!

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**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\
**Post date:** [March 13, 2011, 8:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/451 "2011-03-13T20:05:33Z")

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\*\* Bad ideas in education  
Pay Teachers More\*\*

Umm… because…?

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**Author:** ![GESancMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gesancman/32/2923_2.png) [@GESancMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GESancMan)\
**Post date:** [March 14, 2011, 8:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/452 "2011-03-14T08:51:56Z")

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**What Will The Earthquake In Japan Mean For The Future of Nuclear Power  
Going from a violent to a non-violent environment**

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [March 14, 2011, 11:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/453 "2011-03-14T11:41:42Z")

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\*\*God damn spiders!

Cool, creepy animated GIF: Spider with babies holding on, all crawling around. \*\*

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [March 14, 2011, 2:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/454 "2011-03-14T14:21:57Z")

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\*\* Am I asexual or just a normal woman?  
Looking for an adjustable way to mount a TV over a fireplace  
\*\*

Whatever turns you on

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [March 14, 2011, 3:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/455 "2011-03-14T15:11:27Z")

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Probably going straight to Hell for this one:  
\*\*Ask the girl who is doing an Intrauterine Insemination

Did half the town Rape this girl? (\*\*

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [March 14, 2011, 6:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/456 "2011-03-14T18:54:03Z")

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**Business casual pants for a fat girl that won’t cause crotch-stink after 8 hours?  
Is it sexist to tell a female that they have their panties in a bunch?**

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**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\
**Post date:** [March 14, 2011, 7:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/457 "2011-03-14T19:27:25Z")

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**Don’t forget Daylight SAVING time.  
Who’s on your list of time-travel assassinations?**

[George Vernon Hudson](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/George_Vernon_Hudson)

> [@](#):
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> Hudson is credited with inventing modern-day daylight saving time.

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**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\
**Post date:** [March 14, 2011, 9:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/458 "2011-03-14T21:26:24Z")

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\*\*Did half the town Rape this girl?  
My girlfriend’s uncle is buying a gun this weekend… \*\*

…and a \*lot \*of ammunition.

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [March 14, 2011, 10:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/459 "2011-03-14T22:35:09Z")

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**Obituraries in SUV Rear Windows?  
So long, gallbladder, it’s been real…**

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**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\
**Post date:** [March 15, 2011, 12:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/460 "2011-03-15T00:48:15Z")

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**Who’s on your list of time-travel assassinations?  
God damn spiders!**

That’s why I brought so many tiny, tiny knives.

\*\*  
margin is a freaking lunatic.  
Nuclear meltdown! Holy Godzilla NOOOO!!! \*\*

Whoa! Better take your **meds** again **margin**.

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