# More Sequential Threads

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [February 5, 2011, 7:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269 "2011-02-05T07:23:36Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\
**Post date:** [March 15, 2011, 5:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/461 "2011-03-15T05:34:01Z")

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\*\*“It’s evening in America”, says today’s GOP  
Libya too?! \*\*

Yep, Libya too. And don’t get them started on Liechtenstein.  
**Ganglion cysts  
Weighing more than one’s husband.**

TMI !!  
**Mystery Map  
New Tattoo**

Does it lead to a buried treasure belonging to the feared pirate Yellowbeard?  
**Cthulhu Tract  
God damn spiders!**

Coming out of my eyesockets! Crawling inside my _braiiiin!!!_  
**Is Sarah Palin turning into the white Al Sharpton?  
Who is Satan?**

Both! Call them Legion, for they are many!

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**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\
**Post date:** [March 15, 2011, 6:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/462 "2011-03-15T06:50:46Z")

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**What is the worst case scenario for Japan right now? (re: Nuclear plant)  
Nukes and Quakes  
Best way to patch a leak in an inflatable PVC boat?**

We’re escaping by sea because the roads are too broken up and radioactive. Now hand me the Crazy Glue. And for Pete’s sake keep an eye peeled for Godzilla.

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**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\
**Post date:** [March 15, 2011, 7:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/463 "2011-03-15T07:02:19Z")

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**So what caused the Japanese tsunami?  
Japan’s nuclear power plants**

:smack:

It’s taking longer than we thought

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**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\
**Post date:** [March 15, 2011, 9:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/464 "2011-03-15T09:18:07Z")

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**Americans: did you know what the World Trade Center was before Sept. 11, 2001?  
The Fusion Power razor**

Yes, the mighty fusion razor, which could shave an entire city from a thousand miles away! A triumph of modern technology! Stupid, but a triumph none the less.

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**Author:** ![EvilTOJ](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ee59a6/32.png) [@EvilTOJ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EvilTOJ)\
**Post date:** [March 15, 2011, 9:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/465 "2011-03-15T09:56:34Z")

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\*\*Can you identify this book?  
Whatcha Readin’ Mar 2011 Edition \*\*

Asking probably is the easiest way to find out.

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [March 15, 2011, 12:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/466 "2011-03-15T12:31:33Z")

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> [@Der\_Trihs](#):
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> **Ganglion cysts  
> Weighing more than one’s husband.**
> 
> TMI !!

Ganglion cysts weighing more, no way. [Ovarian cysts](http://wiki.answers.com/Q/What_is_the_largest_recorded_tumor) on the other hand…

\*\*What happens if you put a full can of soda into the can return machine?  
The earth has shifted on its axis. \*\*

No foolin’. One time I dropped a fork down the garbage disposal and the next thing I knew, Pluto was no longer a planet.

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [March 15, 2011, 5:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/467 "2011-03-15T17:43:34Z")

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Separated by one:  
\*\*Is Sarah Palin turning into the white Al Sharpton?

Why does this racial disparity exist? \*\*

\*\*I’m All For Women’s Right’s, But I Think…

Weighing more than one’s husband. \*\*

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [March 15, 2011, 5:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/468 "2011-03-15T17:47:56Z")

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**What happens when a snake bites a false boob?  
The Ides of March have come!**

And I feel fine.

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**Author:** ![Walther\_Ego](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/8dc957/32.png) [@Walther\_Ego](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Walther_Ego)\
**Post date:** [March 16, 2011, 7:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/469 "2011-03-16T07:20:44Z")

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\*\*What happens when a snake bites a fake boob?  
Worst Non-Nuclear, Non-Cheating, Non-Psycho Divorce Story? \*\*

I knew it, they’re not real! This is it!

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**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\
**Post date:** [March 16, 2011, 12:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/470 "2011-03-16T12:54:44Z")

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**Who’s on your list of time-travel assassinations?  
Sketchy Bunnies**

The animal variety or Playboy bunnies? You know what, don’t answer. Just kill them all.

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [March 16, 2011, 1:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/471 "2011-03-16T13:34:53Z")

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\*\* Sad news for ladies of the SDMB  
What happens when a snake bites a fake boob? \*\*

Now on Myth-bust-ers. Which lady Doper is going to volunteer?

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [March 16, 2011, 4:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/472 "2011-03-16T16:49:11Z")

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**Tipping the movers  
Anyone used ‘Fancy Hands’ and had bad experiences?**

I’ve had bad luck with both ‘Fancy Hands’ and ‘Little People’ . Next time I move, I’m going with ‘Three Guys And A Truck’.

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [March 16, 2011, 5:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/473 "2011-03-16T17:01:32Z")

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\*\*Your least favourite features of your childhood home?  
Hemorrhoids? (major TMI here!!) (also need answer fast!)  
\*\*  
Yeah, that would probably count.

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**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\
**Post date:** [March 16, 2011, 5:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/474 "2011-03-16T17:27:37Z")

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\*\*Things to do in DC area?  
Poll: What will you live to see? \*\*

Yeah, there are a few dangerous areas here and there…

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [March 16, 2011, 6:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/475 "2011-03-16T18:36:42Z")

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\*\* After a blood test doc says make an appointment to discuss - bad?  
Broomstick’s New Zit From Hell  
OMG OMG OMG Gross Gross! I touched someone’s loogie!  
What happens when a snake bites a fake boob? \*\*  
Blood, zit, loogie and silcone.

\*\* The Thirty Best Anti-Westboro Baptist Church Signs  
Who’s on your list of time-travel assassinations? \*\*  
You are, swetie. And it’s fabulous!😃

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [March 16, 2011, 6:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/476 "2011-03-16T18:48:17Z")

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\*\*An update on the ‘bachelor chow’ front

Sad news for ladies of the SDMB \*\*

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**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\
**Post date:** [March 17, 2011, 3:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/477 "2011-03-17T03:17:44Z")

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**A Question For History Re-enactors: Why Do You Like Doing This?  
The Ides of March have come!**

I like doing it because I get to stab Stan…uh, I mean Caesar, again. And again and again and again. What’s not to like?

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [March 17, 2011, 12:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/478 "2011-03-17T12:32:54Z")

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**Most surprising travel destination  
Semi-assisted living in the Philly area**

Well, there’s free Wi-Fi in the clubhouse.

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**Author:** ![blue\_infinity](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/blue_infinity/32/2817_2.png) [@blue\_infinity](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/blue_infinity)\
**Post date:** [March 17, 2011, 1:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/479 "2011-03-17T13:27:17Z")

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\*\*Are you armed and what do you carry?  
What are your plans for St. Patrick’s Day? \*\*

Uh-oh…

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [March 17, 2011, 2:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/480 "2011-03-17T14:00:58Z")

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\*\* Whose success (or at least fame) do you simply not understand?  
Damn, not Nate Dogg! \*\*

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