# More Sequential Threads

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [February 5, 2011, 7:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269 "2011-02-05T07:23:36Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\
**Post date:** [March 19, 2011, 4:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/501 "2011-03-19T04:51:45Z")

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**This will bring a smile to you face.  
I got a letter from the Ohio Dept of Taxation today**

🙂

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**Author:** ![MEBuckner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mebuckner/32/2896_2.png) [@MEBuckner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MEBuckner)\
**Post date:** [March 19, 2011, 9:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/502 "2011-03-19T09:22:27Z")

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\*\*My wedding guests keep dying  
Ever see a serial killer in your house? \*\*

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**Author:** ![MEBuckner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mebuckner/32/2896_2.png) [@MEBuckner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MEBuckner)\
**Post date:** [March 19, 2011, 9:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/503 "2011-03-19T09:31:22Z")

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IMHO:

**Misconceptions people have  
Flag at half mast used to mean something**

“Nah, we just thought it looked better that way.”

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [March 19, 2011, 4:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/504 "2011-03-19T16:41:22Z")

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**Best Wart Removal Methods  
Poll: Which of these machete/prybar tools ought I get?**

Dude! It’s just a wart!

Try a propane torch.

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**Author:** ![dhkendall](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a9adbd/32.png) [@dhkendall](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dhkendall)\
**Post date:** [March 19, 2011, 5:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/505 "2011-03-19T17:02:10Z")

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**Quake moves Japan 8 feet  
How close is your nearest nuke power plant?**

8 feet closer, apparently.

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**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\
**Post date:** [March 19, 2011, 7:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/506 "2011-03-19T19:56:57Z")

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**My wedding guests keep dying  
My Husband May Be Really Ill**

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**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\
**Post date:** [March 19, 2011, 9:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/507 "2011-03-19T21:53:19Z")

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**My wedding guests keep dying  
Diagnose and prescribe a treatment for my medical problem**

Well, first, make sure your caterer uses the _fresh_ tuna casserole…

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**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\
**Post date:** [March 20, 2011, 2:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/508 "2011-03-20T02:19:43Z")

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**The internet thinks I’m fat…  
Large earthquake in Northeast Japan**

There’s a “yo mama” joke in there somewhere.

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**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\
**Post date:** [March 20, 2011, 6:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/509 "2011-03-20T06:03:29Z")

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**Multiculturalism - a no brainer  
Libya too?!**

Well, maybe not that culture.

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**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\
**Post date:** [March 20, 2011, 12:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/510 "2011-03-20T12:15:44Z")

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**I was married for \_\_\_\_\_ years, and my ex could never understand that \_\_\_\_\_.  
Monkeys take car apart**

I tried to tell her “Look, it’s best if we just take the _tour bus_ through the wildlife park this time,” but nooo… :smack:

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**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\
**Post date:** [March 20, 2011, 3:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/511 "2011-03-20T15:07:03Z")

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**What’s grosser than gross?  
Memories of Japan**

Not really. Pissing in public isn’t _that_ bad!

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**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\
**Post date:** [March 20, 2011, 3:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/512 "2011-03-20T15:34:37Z")

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\*\*What’s grosser than gross?  
children’s cussing songs \*\*

You wouldn’t _believe_ the mouth on those kids.

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**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\
**Post date:** [March 20, 2011, 4:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/513 "2011-03-20T16:17:19Z")

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**Weird things you say in your sleep  
Monkeys take car apart**

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [March 20, 2011, 4:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/514 "2011-03-20T16:23:50Z")

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**How do large businesses deal with flies, roaches, etc?  
Home Wine Making - Filter?**

I wouldn’t bother with the filter. The tequila people do just fine leaving in the worm.

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**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\
**Post date:** [March 20, 2011, 4:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/515 "2011-03-20T16:54:10Z")

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\*\* The internet thinks I’m fat…  
What’s grosser than gross?\*\*

[Internet]Your ass![/Internet]

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**Author:** ![TravisFromOR](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/cc9497/32.png) [@TravisFromOR](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TravisFromOR)\
**Post date:** [March 20, 2011, 6:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/516 "2011-03-20T18:43:47Z")

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**The internet thinks I’m fat…  
…And the Kid Still Turned Out Fine**

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**Author:** ![Chronos](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chronos/32/134_2.png) [@Chronos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chronos)\
**Post date:** [March 20, 2011, 6:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/517 "2011-03-20T18:50:45Z")

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From GQ:

\*\*How does a star form? What’s at the center?

Salty bacon\*\*

Yeah, that seems like a pretty good explanation.

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**Author:** ![Azeotrope](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/0ea827/32.png) [@Azeotrope](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Azeotrope)\
**Post date:** [March 20, 2011, 6:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/518 "2011-03-20T18:55:46Z")

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\*\*Ask the guy who just ate some hakarl

Why do some men have a ‘stanky’ smell?  
\*\*

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [March 20, 2011, 7:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/519 "2011-03-20T19:39:10Z")

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\*\*The (involuntary) circumcision of Mickey Featherstone  
What are the little bead-like things you can feel under the skin inside your lips?  
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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [March 20, 2011, 7:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/520 "2011-03-20T19:49:32Z")

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**My church must be doing something right because…  
The internet thinks I’m fat…**

I dunno, it seems mean for fellow church members to be posting “Fat, Fat, The Water Rat” on your Facebook page.

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