# More Sequential Threads

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [February 5, 2011, 7:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269 "2011-02-05T07:23:36Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 27

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**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\
**Post date:** [March 20, 2011, 8:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/521 "2011-03-20T20:02:32Z")

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\*\*If Mass Isn’t Energy, Then What Is It?  
Salty bacon \*\*

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [March 21, 2011, 1:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/522 "2011-03-21T01:38:24Z")

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\*\* What should replace capitalism?

Multiculturalism - a no brainer  
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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [March 21, 2011, 1:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/523 "2011-03-21T01:48:02Z")

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\*\*Maybe I am not so Agnostic after all?

Landlord died, and now I’m screwed.

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**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\
**Post date:** [March 21, 2011, 2:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/524 "2011-03-21T02:01:34Z")

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\*\* What’s grosser than gross?  
MilliCal Wins a Spelling Bee! \*\*

It’s not that bad, is it?

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [March 21, 2011, 2:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/525 "2011-03-21T02:55:25Z")

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\*\* What should replace capitalism?

Panick & Bloodust in Warfare  
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**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\
**Post date:** [March 21, 2011, 3:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/526 "2011-03-21T03:44:39Z")

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**Disabled/handicapped person turning down help?  
…And the Kid Still Turned Out Fine**

See? He didn’t need your help!

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**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\
**Post date:** [March 21, 2011, 4:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/527 "2011-03-21T04:00:40Z")

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**Is there any likelihood of mass hari kari occuring in Japan?  
40,000 people dying every day?**

:eek: I hope not.

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**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\
**Post date:** [March 21, 2011, 9:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/528 "2011-03-21T09:34:22Z")

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**So…Atlantis found in southern Spain?  
Libya too?!**

Let’s see… nope, still Northern Africa.

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [March 21, 2011, 11:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/529 "2011-03-21T11:47:33Z")

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\*\*What should replace capitalism?

Christian nation \*\*

with that early-christian communism

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [March 21, 2011, 1:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/530 "2011-03-21T13:24:33Z")

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\*\* Parents of Young Children: Do You Worry About Their Future?  
Son found a bullet\*\*

See, with talent like that, who needs college?

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [March 21, 2011, 1:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/531 "2011-03-21T13:45:31Z")

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\*\*When a kid is terminally ill how much say should a parent have in prolonging the life of the kid?  
Organ Donation. Yes or no?  
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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [March 21, 2011, 4:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/532 "2011-03-21T16:09:43Z")

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**Has any rational plan been suggested for Libya?  
Have any serial killers used martial arts?**

Terrific idea - have Chuck Norris train America’s serial killers in martial arts and send 'em all over to Libya to take out Gaddafi.

It’s as rational as any other plan, plus it’d make a fabulous movie\*.  
\*also starring Nick Nolte, Mel Gibson, Adam Sandler, Chris Rock and Brooklyn Decker.

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**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\
**Post date:** [March 21, 2011, 5:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/533 "2011-03-21T17:13:48Z")

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\*\*What’s grosser than gross?  
New ways the body betrays as I age… \*\*

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**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\
**Post date:** [March 21, 2011, 5:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/534 "2011-03-21T17:45:01Z")

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**My seven year old explains the facts of life to me  
I am so screwed and it isn’t even my fault**

The kid does understand the facts of life, I see.

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [March 21, 2011, 6:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/535 "2011-03-21T18:55:20Z")

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\*\* Things you want to eat wrong.  
I know it’s weird, but I really hate it when people comment on my food. \*\*

But…but… you’re eating it wrong!

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**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\
**Post date:** [March 21, 2011, 6:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/536 "2011-03-21T18:59:01Z")

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**Weird things you say in your sleep  
Onancock**

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**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\
**Post date:** [March 21, 2011, 7:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/537 "2011-03-21T19:31:48Z")

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> [@Martian Bigfoot](#):
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> **Weird things you say in your sleep  
> Onancock**

Bah!

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [March 21, 2011, 9:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/538 "2011-03-21T21:01:46Z")

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\*\*Why do doctors have such horrible handwriting?  
My leg hairs are gone! \*\*

Sorry, but when the doc wrote an order for “heart valve ultrasound”, we thought it said “hot wax treatment”.

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**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\
**Post date:** [March 21, 2011, 9:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/539 "2011-03-21T21:49:40Z")

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**What’s grosser than gross?  
Stupid things the Dope inspires you to do**

“Pan-fried semen” comes to mind.

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**Author:** ![dhkendall](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a9adbd/32.png) [@dhkendall](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dhkendall)\
**Post date:** [March 22, 2011, 2:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/540 "2011-03-22T02:15:26Z")

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\*\*Non U.S-ers - what’s your word for…  
What Constitutes a ‘Cult’? \*\*

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