# More Sequential Threads **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [February 5, 2011, 7:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269 "2011-02-05T07:23:36Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 28
**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2011, 4:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/541 "2011-03-22T04:12:00Z")
**Top five hottest female athletes Things you want to eat wrong.** “If that’s wrong, I don’t wanna be right!” **I am so screwed and it isn’t even my fault Sex problems in marriage** I thought the problem was that you _weren’t_ screwed. ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2011, 10:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/542 "2011-03-22T10:54:08Z")
\*\*What Is This Forum About? Stupid things the Dope inspires you to do \*\* There you go. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2011, 11:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/543 "2011-03-22T11:58:20Z")
\*\*…And the Kid Still Turned Out Fine Once again, Cute Kid Stories \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2011, 12:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/544 "2011-03-22T12:26:39Z")
Supermarket sequentials (from the sign over aisle 10): **Kosher Indian Canned Tomatoes** I’m picturing a brand that has an image of Mel Brooks wearing an Indian headdress on the can label. :eek: ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2011, 12:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/545 "2011-03-22T12:29:56Z")
\*\*Weird things you say in your sleep My Spring Skiing Accident! \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2011, 1:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/546 "2011-03-22T13:30:18Z")
\*\*Health Care Reform Bill Questions - 1 year later Organ Donation. Yes or no? \*\* Yup, it’s in the section titled “Death Panels”. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2011, 2:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/547 "2011-03-22T14:51:58Z")
\*\*Stupid things the Dope inspires you to do Sex problems in marriage \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2011, 5:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/548 "2011-03-22T17:00:39Z")
\*\*My seven year old explains the facts of life to me Taint no big thing. \*\* Schopenhauer couldn’t have said it better. ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2011, 5:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/549 "2011-03-22T17:19:41Z")
\*\*Restaurant Rules to Live By I know it’s weird, but I really hate it when people comment on my food. \*\* Hey, whatever works for you, but is your caesar side good, and how is the steak special around her, and by the way REGULAR COLA IS BAD FOR YOU! ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2011, 5:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/550 "2011-03-22T17:31:13Z")
\*\*Obama smokes a doobie during the State of the Union Address. Black People and Menthol Cigarettes - is it just a US thing? \*\* ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2011, 6:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/551 "2011-03-22T18:45:20Z")
\*\*My daughter speaks Chinese with an American accent, but doesn’t speak much English My Paypal page is in Chinese? \*\* Does it have an American accent? ---
**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2011, 7:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/552 "2011-03-22T19:39:03Z")
**Oily and dry skin at the same time. Solution? the spread of cancer** I think that I’ll try another treatment first, thanks. \*\* Detriot dopers - Why all the burned out homes? Obama smokes a doobie during the State of the Union Address.\*\* Now that’s reefer madness! **Sex problems in marriage I’m breaking up with my car.** No enthusiasm you say? She just lay there like an inanimate object, eh? ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2011, 9:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/553 "2011-03-22T21:15:39Z")
**Modern war question - reduced tempo? Can it be a song if there is no singing?** The best wars have a beat you can dance to. Vocals are optional. ---
**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2011, 6:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/554 "2011-03-23T06:26:01Z")
**Sea Monkeys - live free or die False dichotomies** > [@Jackmannii](#): > > **Modern war question - reduced tempo? > Can it be a song if there is no singing?** > > The best wars have a beat you can dance to. Vocals are optional. “We had to nuke them! Conventional weapons just don’t have the reverb we needed!” ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2011, 7:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/555 "2011-03-23T07:12:40Z")
**I was married for \_\_\_\_\_ years, and my ex could never understand that \_\_\_\_\_. Clothes make the Canadian** Cue lumberjack song. ---
**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2011, 9:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/556 "2011-03-23T09:11:07Z")
**Capitalism ended life on Mars! …And the Kid Still Turned Out Fine** Tough lad. ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2011, 12:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/558 "2011-03-23T12:10:36Z")
\*\*Once again, Cute Kid Stories Hit a deer with my car \*\* ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2011, 12:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/559 "2011-03-23T12:39:57Z")
Been waitin’ for these to be sequential: \*\*50 Ways to Lose Your Blubber I unhappily report that I am right about obesity and diet (Very long) \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2011, 12:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/560 "2011-03-23T12:55:03Z")
**Once again, Cute Kid Stories I’m Afraid to go to Sleep Tonight** I thought I was the only one who felt that way. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2011, 12:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/561 "2011-03-23T12:55:24Z")
\*\*What should replace capitalism? Multiculturalism - a no brainer \*\* [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269.md?page=27) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269.md?page=29)