# More Sequential Threads

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [February 5, 2011, 7:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269 "2011-02-05T07:23:36Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 29

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [March 23, 2011, 1:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/562 "2011-03-23T13:26:11Z")

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Those two are back together again?  
I’d already linked them back at entry #522

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**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\
**Post date:** [March 23, 2011, 2:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/563 "2011-03-23T14:12:20Z")

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**Capitalism ended life on Mars!  
I’m Afraid to go to Sleep Tonight  
Taint no big thing.**

Yeah, c’mon, who cares about Mars? Get some sleep! Tomorrow we go shopping!

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [March 23, 2011, 2:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/564 "2011-03-23T14:35:19Z")

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\*\*Need help with a BBQ sauce question  
Shatner Roast: Scripted? \*\*

I prefer my Shatner with unscripted BBQ sauce.

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**Author:** ![Wile\_E](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c37758/32.png) [@Wile\_E](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wile_E)\
**Post date:** [March 23, 2011, 2:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/565 "2011-03-23T14:57:32Z")

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\*\* How do you make your guacamole?

I need a healthy, filling, portable snack  
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Just put the guac in one pocket and your chips in another.

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [March 23, 2011, 5:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/566 "2011-03-23T17:05:20Z")

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\*\* False dichotomies  
Sea Monkeys - live free or die \*\*

You could live enslaved.

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [March 23, 2011, 5:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/567 "2011-03-23T17:08:08Z")

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**Area code 249 arrives in central Ontario  
Currently have a near complete lack of privacy**

It starts innocently at first. They give you an area code, then a postal code and before you know it, you’ve got PERSONALIZED CHEMTRAILS!!! :eek:

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [March 23, 2011, 6:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/568 "2011-03-23T18:18:05Z")

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\*\*Stupid things the Dope inspires you to do

I bought a wig !! \*\*

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [March 23, 2011, 7:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/569 "2011-03-23T19:58:36Z")

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\*\* Were the rules of sports explained to you? Or did you just figure them out?  
Did You Know About Osama Bin Laden Before 9-11\*\*

I didn’t realize he’d get so pissy if he wasn’t allowed to bat first.

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [March 23, 2011, 8:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/570 "2011-03-23T20:18:07Z")

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\*\*Stupid things the Dope inspires you to do

I’m breaking up with my car. \*\*

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [March 23, 2011, 10:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/571 "2011-03-23T22:16:56Z")

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\*\*False dichotomies  
Heat Pump vs Gas Furnance and AC  
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**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\
**Post date:** [March 24, 2011, 3:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/572 "2011-03-24T03:23:13Z")

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**RIP Elizabeth Taylor  
Survivor 3/23**

NOT!!!

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**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\
**Post date:** [March 24, 2011, 4:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/573 "2011-03-24T04:05:12Z")

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**I just said goodbye to my kitty.  
Pole dancin’ for the Lord**

Kitty was always an exhibitionist in life. Now she’s pole dancin’ in that Great Strip Club In The Sky.

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**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\
**Post date:** [March 24, 2011, 7:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/574 "2011-03-24T07:45:22Z")

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\*\*And for God’s sake, whatever you do, don’t, under any circumstances  
Help me enjoy new ipod touch! \*\*

I’ve firmly decided that I’m going to hate it!

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [March 24, 2011, 11:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/575 "2011-03-24T11:50:52Z")

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**How different is Japanese culture and psychology, really, from the “West”?  
Ask the guy who gets paid to have sex**

Does that make you a “geisho”? Just wonderin’.

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [March 24, 2011, 12:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/576 "2011-03-24T12:14:01Z")

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**Does Kibbutz Life Really Work?  
Do penis enlargement supplements work?**

"Moshe, that’s not what I meant when I said “It’s harvest time.”

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [March 24, 2011, 1:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/577 "2011-03-24T13:10:15Z")

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\*\*What do you never find funny?  
Beautiful/striking/or interesting brick structures  
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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [March 24, 2011, 1:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/578 "2011-03-24T13:36:34Z")

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\*\*Military Dopers - How Did You Choose Your Military Branch?  
Anyone here use a musket?  
\*\*  
“Yup! That’s why I joined the infantry!”

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**Author:** ![6ImpossibleThingsB4Breakfast](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/6/e19adc/32.png) [@6ImpossibleThingsB4Breakfast](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/6ImpossibleThingsB4Breakfast)\
**Post date:** [March 24, 2011, 2:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/579 "2011-03-24T14:31:54Z")

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**I bought a wig !!**  
**Walmart receipt checker foiled!**

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**Author:** ![purplehorseshoe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/purplehorseshoe/32/2996_2.png) [@purplehorseshoe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/purplehorseshoe)\
**Post date:** [March 24, 2011, 5:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/580 "2011-03-24T17:31:14Z")

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\*\*Does Kibbutz Life Really Work?

Do penis enlargement supplements work?  
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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [March 24, 2011, 5:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/581 "2011-03-24T17:53:14Z")

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\*\*Anyone ever had their hair suddenly become greasy?  
What’s your experience with growth hormone treatment?  
\*\*  
GHT made my hair suddenly become greasy

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