# More Sequential Threads

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [February 5, 2011, 7:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269 "2011-02-05T07:23:36Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Wile\_E](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c37758/32.png) [@Wile\_E](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wile_E)\
**Post date:** [February 9, 2011, 8:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/41 "2011-02-09T20:17:24Z")

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\*\*Woman Dies From Butt Injection

Did my clumsy use of clamps and electricity damage her delicate system? (Not sexy, car-based)  
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No, I think it was the butt injection.

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**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\
**Post date:** [February 9, 2011, 8:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/42 "2011-02-09T20:56:58Z")

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\*\*What are people actually doing on the floor of a stock exchange?  
Launching trash into space \*\*

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [February 9, 2011, 9:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/43 "2011-02-09T21:18:55Z")

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You stole my seq! All hail Hypnotoad!

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [February 9, 2011, 11:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/44 "2011-02-09T23:45:51Z")

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**Visiting the Everglades?  
I need help with how to teach 4 year olds swimming safety.**

“As long as the gators stay on the bank, Junior, you’re perfectly alright. Just don’t splash.”

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [February 10, 2011, 2:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/45 "2011-02-10T14:29:52Z")

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Sequential thread perfection:

\*\*Things your lover should say, the first time they see your naughy bits  
UK Court bans man with low IQ from having sex \*\*

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [February 10, 2011, 2:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/46 "2011-02-10T14:39:13Z")

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\*\*When was “cha cha cha” added to the “Happy Birthday Song”?  
Music for Vulcans \*\*

I have an image of a bunch of Vulcans singing and dancing the cha cha cha. Live Long and Prosper.

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**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\
**Post date:** [February 10, 2011, 3:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/47 "2011-02-10T15:40:46Z")

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**Ask A Catholic  
Support for our Baals**

What would Ba’al have to do to be accepted into the Catholic Church?

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**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\
**Post date:** [February 10, 2011, 4:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/48 "2011-02-10T16:25:13Z")

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\*\*How do I sell a house?  
Artificial tits \*\*

Works every time.

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [February 10, 2011, 4:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/49 "2011-02-10T16:36:38Z")

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> [@Hypno-Toad](#):
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> \*\*How do I sell a house?  
> Artificial tits \*\*
> 
> Works every time.

Can you still call her a _Real_tor?

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [February 10, 2011, 5:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/50 "2011-02-10T17:16:27Z")

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\*\*Ask A Catholic

2 dates, then THE TALK, now what? \*\*

Please, tell me. I don’t want to have to ask the Protestant.

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [February 10, 2011, 5:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/51 "2011-02-10T17:19:50Z")

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\*\* 2 dates, then THE TALK, now what?  
Mubarak Stepping Down \*\*

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [February 10, 2011, 5:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/52 "2011-02-10T17:20:59Z")

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Let’s ask the Catholic about that.

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [February 10, 2011, 5:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/53 "2011-02-10T17:54:52Z")

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\*\*Dummy politicians need to learn to send cock pics.  
karma is a knife welding cock (of the avian kind)  
\*\*

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [February 10, 2011, 5:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/54 "2011-02-10T17:57:56Z")

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**Poll: What is the best US bank?  
Artificial tits**

Interest rates aren’t much, but their safe deposit box design is kind of cool.

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [February 10, 2011, 6:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/55 "2011-02-10T18:45:42Z")

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“That’s the fifth time Mr. Smith has been in to use the Safety Deposit box today!”

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**Author:** ![GESancMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gesancman/32/2923_2.png) [@GESancMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GESancMan)\
**Post date:** [February 10, 2011, 7:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/56 "2011-02-10T19:32:38Z")

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**Fun stuff for kids in and around Naples, Fla.?  
Ask A Catholic**

Erm, first, let’s define “fun.”

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [February 10, 2011, 8:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/57 "2011-02-10T20:09:14Z")

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\*\* Visiting the Everglades?  
Recommend Valentine’s gifts that aren’t flowers or food or tchotchkes\*\*

Swamp Thing _loves_ food, especially if it’s still moving.

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**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\
**Post date:** [February 10, 2011, 8:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/58 "2011-02-10T20:47:27Z")

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\*\*Wheel size: 16" v. 17"  
Running over a cat: Slow or Fast (to do more damage)? \*\*

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**Author:** ![Gedd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gedd/32/4938_2.png) [@Gedd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gedd)\
**Post date:** [February 10, 2011, 8:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/59 "2011-02-10T20:50:00Z")

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**How Long Have I Been Married?  
Ask A Catholic**

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [February 11, 2011, 3:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/60 "2011-02-11T03:08:13Z")

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**What English words and rules of grammar are most confusing for people learning ESL?  
If You Give A Bear A Vodka…**

Pardon, why is give bear alcoholic beverage?😕?

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