# More Sequential Threads

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [February 5, 2011, 7:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269 "2011-02-05T07:23:36Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 31

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**Author:** ![5\_time\_champ](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/5/278dde/32.png) [@5\_time\_champ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/5_time_champ)\
**Post date:** [March 25, 2011, 8:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/602 "2011-03-25T20:29:57Z")

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\*\*At what age do you begin manscaping or shescaping?

Bald heads and pubic mounds.\*\*

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**Author:** ![Terminus\_Est](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/terminus_est/32/3087_2.png) [@Terminus\_Est](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Terminus_Est)\
**Post date:** [March 25, 2011, 9:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/603 "2011-03-25T21:38:30Z")

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**Stupid things the Dope inspires you to do**

**There’s a word for it**

**Pole dancin’ for the Lord**

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**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\
**Post date:** [March 26, 2011, 12:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/604 "2011-03-26T00:23:57Z")

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\*\*Bald heads and pubic mounds.  
Mail order chickens \*\*

Yessir, we’ve got everything you need for a good down-home party! (Shipping extra.)

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**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\
**Post date:** [March 26, 2011, 2:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/605 "2011-03-26T02:09:04Z")

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**Bald heads and pubic mounds.  
Were you a damn dirty gumball eater?**

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**Author:** ![JFLuvly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ac91a4/32.png) [@JFLuvly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JFLuvly)\
**Post date:** [March 26, 2011, 2:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/606 "2011-03-26T02:15:31Z")

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**Bald heads and pubic mounds.**

**I just said goodbye to my kitty**

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**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\
**Post date:** [March 26, 2011, 3:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/607 "2011-03-26T03:39:29Z")

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**Is this some new scam?  
Mail order chickens**

You can make $15,000 a month selling mail order chickens!

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**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\
**Post date:** [March 26, 2011, 5:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/608 "2011-03-26T05:03:02Z")

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**Sex problems in marriage  
I’m breaking up with my car.**

What are you, some kind of chromosexual?

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**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\
**Post date:** [March 26, 2011, 5:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/609 "2011-03-26T05:37:22Z")

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Heh heh - “chromosexual.” 😃

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**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\
**Post date:** [March 26, 2011, 5:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/610 "2011-03-26T05:43:06Z")

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> [@Cat\_Whisperer](#):
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> Heh heh - “chromosexual.” 😃

[Stole it](http://www.inthe00s.com/archive/misheard/smf/1214716889.shtml).

\*They caught me makin’ love to a ‘59 Ford,  
I was bumpin’ on the bumper and kissin’ the dashboard,  
Steamin’ up the windows of a Chevy van,  
“Chrissy’s got her chrome, she don’t need no man!”

Chrissy, my little chromosexual!  
Chrissy, my love is ineffectual!  
Lusty as can be with chromosexualty,  
“Get out of my way, I’m a chromo.”\*

😉

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**Author:** ![TravisFromOR](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/cc9497/32.png) [@TravisFromOR](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TravisFromOR)\
**Post date:** [March 26, 2011, 7:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/611 "2011-03-26T07:18:26Z")

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\*\*Bay leafs - what are they good for?  
Making spaghetti sauce \*\*

That’s about the only thing I put bay leaves in…

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**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\
**Post date:** [March 26, 2011, 11:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/612 "2011-03-26T11:58:27Z")

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**At the gym–are you social or anti-social?  
1 gurkha, 40 bandits, no problem**

Massacring all the other gym members with a kukri because you think they are bandits for hogging the weight machines…yeah, that falls under “antisocial” I think.  
**Deviant sexual urges and their satisfaction  
Should the military have its own brothel arm?**

Nah, the military would only hire really uptight girls.

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**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\
**Post date:** [March 26, 2011, 3:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/613 "2011-03-26T15:18:28Z")

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**Looking for an Alfred Hitchcock movie [shot in a single take]… and others like it.  
Anyone seen Hobo with a Shotgun?**

‘Hitch’ did that one?

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [March 26, 2011, 3:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/614 "2011-03-26T15:41:10Z")

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**Salmonella Poisoning and working as a Chef  
Question about aliases**

Using aliases is a wise precaution. But I’d stay away from “Typhoid Mary”.

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**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\
**Post date:** [March 26, 2011, 5:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/615 "2011-03-26T17:26:33Z")

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**Burning DVDs  
How easily reversible are chemical reactions?**

If it’s a DVD RW then pretty easy. If it’s a DVD R or just a DVD then you can’t change anything.

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [March 26, 2011, 6:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/616 "2011-03-26T18:24:29Z")

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**Help needed with college instructor …  
Which amusement park ride induces the most vomiting?**

Take him on the “Death Dip”. He’ll never give you a failing grade again.

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**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\
**Post date:** [March 26, 2011, 10:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/617 "2011-03-26T22:02:38Z")

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\*\* Tell me how you got a flat stomach!  
Anyone into fasting?\*\*

But… I meant “other than not eating”. ☹

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**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\
**Post date:** [March 26, 2011, 11:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/618 "2011-03-26T23:50:43Z")

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**New Deal Democrat and his views on race  
This kid must be high**

That’s one possibility.

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**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\
**Post date:** [March 27, 2011, 12:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/619 "2011-03-27T00:37:17Z")

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**Real Life Meetings of Members  
Bald heads and pubic mounds.**

Not that kind of member!

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [March 27, 2011, 3:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/620 "2011-03-27T03:00:50Z")

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**The trashiest thing you have ever seen  
Men (or indeed women) who don’t carry handbags…**

Yup, that’s pretty trashy.

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**Author:** ![6ImpossibleThingsB4Breakfast](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/6/e19adc/32.png) [@6ImpossibleThingsB4Breakfast](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/6ImpossibleThingsB4Breakfast)\
**Post date:** [March 27, 2011, 8:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/621 "2011-03-27T08:20:59Z")

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**Bald heads and pubic mounds**  
**Think I might have to give up shrimp**

Certainly crabs are not a problem.

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