# More Sequential Threads

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [February 5, 2011, 7:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269 "2011-02-05T07:23:36Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 32

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [March 27, 2011, 11:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/622 "2011-03-27T11:33:24Z")

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**The trashiest thing you have ever seen  
Geraldine Ferraro**

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**Author:** ![6ImpossibleThingsB4Breakfast](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/6/e19adc/32.png) [@6ImpossibleThingsB4Breakfast](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/6ImpossibleThingsB4Breakfast)\
**Post date:** [March 27, 2011, 3:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/623 "2011-03-27T15:01:29Z")

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**Quasi’s Wacky World Of Dementia: An Update**  
**I’m breaking up with my car.**

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [March 27, 2011, 3:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/624 "2011-03-27T15:12:32Z")

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**just how much cocaine is being used in the US  
Is there a limit to the “degrees of orbits”?**

Sky’s the limit, I’d say.

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**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\
**Post date:** [March 27, 2011, 5:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/625 "2011-03-27T17:02:06Z")

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**And Now For Something Completely Mundane.   
Pole dancin’ for the Lord**

Everybody has to take it in high school. A lot of kids skipped that class.

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**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\
**Post date:** [March 27, 2011, 5:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/626 "2011-03-27T17:31:43Z")

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Never mind

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [March 27, 2011, 5:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/627 "2011-03-27T17:54:48Z")

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\*\* Stuff going to shit at our house  
Large earthquake in Northeast Japan \*\*

That’ll do it.

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [March 27, 2011, 7:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/628 "2011-03-27T19:18:11Z")

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\*\*Poll: Have You Ever Had Murderous Thoughts  
Were you raised vegan/vegetarian? What are you now? \*\*

Still a vegan…and stay the hell away from my turnips, if you know what’s good for you.

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [March 28, 2011, 4:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/629 "2011-03-28T04:19:00Z")

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**Aquarium question  
Potty-Training Advice?**

I’ve gotten gouramis to use little decorative fish tank toilets, but guppies and black mollies - forget about it, nothing but heartbreak and stressed-out fish.

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**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\
**Post date:** [March 28, 2011, 5:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/630 "2011-03-28T05:56:57Z")

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**Geraldine Ferraro  
Pole dancin’ for the Lord**

So that’s what she’s doing in heaven?

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**Author:** ![cochrane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cochrane/32/10441_2.png) [@cochrane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cochrane)\
**Post date:** [March 28, 2011, 7:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/631 "2011-03-28T07:20:18Z")

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OK, I’m going to count these as almost sequential, since this thread (More Sequential Threads) is the only one between them:

**Woo hoo! It’s legal to masturbate (like a motherfuck) in your own house!**  
**Stupid things the Dope inspires you to do**

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**Author:** ![Walther\_Ego](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/8dc957/32.png) [@Walther\_Ego](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Walther_Ego)\
**Post date:** [March 28, 2011, 7:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/632 "2011-03-28T07:34:57Z")

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\*\*Christians, how do you justify that God is not a total prick?  
Multiculturalism - a no brainer \*\*

You can’t expect a 7000 year old Jew to have your values!

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [March 28, 2011, 1:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/633 "2011-03-28T13:19:22Z")

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\*\*Pole dancin’ for the Lord  
Woo hoo! It’s legal to masturbate (like a motherfuck) in your own house! \*\*

Especially if it’s for the Lord.

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [March 28, 2011, 2:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/634 "2011-03-28T14:04:03Z")

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\*\*Why are gasoline pump electronic displays so slow?  
Italians and WOPS  
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But at least their trains run on time.

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [March 28, 2011, 3:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/635 "2011-03-28T15:13:56Z")

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\*\*Questions songs will never answer.

Which country has the worst cuisine?

What’s for dinner tonight?\*\*

And Which Country is it from?

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [March 28, 2011, 6:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/636 "2011-03-28T18:44:09Z")

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**Poll: You see a heavily pregnant woman smoking - what do you do?  
Women: Would Cutting Your Hair Be A Punishment To You**

Couldn’t you just let her off with a warning?

**Spending Summer In South Africa - advice?  
Potty-Training Advice?**

You should complete potty-training before your trip, especially if you plan to use mass transit.

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [March 28, 2011, 9:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/637 "2011-03-28T21:19:10Z")

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\*\* I Have Been Awarded A Scholarship!  
Think I might have to give up shrimp\*\*

If you want to get along well with your classmates at Crustacean University, it’s a small sacrifice to make.

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [March 28, 2011, 9:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/638 "2011-03-28T21:19:34Z")

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\*\*Things you want to eat wrong.  
Bob’s Burgers  
\*\*

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [March 28, 2011, 10:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/639 "2011-03-28T22:33:38Z")

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**my wife thinks im cheating on her, IM NOT  
Think I might have to give up shrimp**

And take up with some cheap, tawdry mollusk? Think again, buster!

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**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\
**Post date:** [March 29, 2011, 1:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/640 "2011-03-29T01:14:42Z")

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**Quasi’s Wacky World Of Dementia: An Update  
my wife thinks im cheating on her, IM NOT  
Stuff going to shit at our house**

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**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\
**Post date:** [March 29, 2011, 5:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/641 "2011-03-29T05:38:21Z")

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**Real life incidents you wish you knew the endings to…  
Get me the car, or I’ll shoot you… Mom!**

I’ll always wonder if she got shot or not.  
**I was on NPR talking about black marriage (Talk of the Nation 3/24/11) [edited title]  
My Uncle doesn’t like my Girlfriend because she’s Black**

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