# More Sequential Threads **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [February 5, 2011, 7:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269 "2011-02-05T07:23:36Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 33
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2011, 12:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/642 "2011-03-29T12:42:30Z")
\*\*Christians, how do you justify that God is not a total prick? A license to drink? (alcohol) \*\* Yup, at least the Bible says that you’re free to drink wine. ---
**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2011, 6:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/643 "2011-03-29T18:48:07Z")
**So, what should Americans be retraining for? Lies in the bible?** By 2015, over ten percent of Americans are projected to be employed in the Biblical Lies industry. ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2011, 8:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/644 "2011-03-29T20:06:08Z")
\*\*Do deaf people tend to avoid hand-occupying activities? Anyone used ‘Fancy Hands’ and had bad experiences? \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2011, 9:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/645 "2011-03-29T21:41:03Z")
\*\*Using beams of electricity to extinguish fires? Detroit dopers - Why all the burned out homes? \*\* “I think we need to turn the power down a notch or two.” \*\* Wish me luck - I’m going to basic I Wrote A New Joke Today\*\* _HAHAHAHAHHA_…oh, that wasn’t a joke? **My Uncle doesn’t like my Girlfriend because she’s Black He’s come unglued at last** ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2011, 9:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/646 "2011-03-29T21:57:07Z")
**What is the Best City in America? Why did my toilets explode?** Ungrateful snot! Being blown off the commode is a small price to pay for living in the Best City in America!!! ---
**Author:** ![Azeotrope](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/0ea827/32.png) [@Azeotrope](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Azeotrope)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2011, 11:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/647 "2011-03-29T23:54:12Z")
\*\*ADD dopers - do you get sleepy when… I unhappily report that I am right about obesity and diet (Very long) \*\* \*\*Me Da [always] said … We Are Here to Enlighten germane! \*\* but only after a bottle of Jack Daniels 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2011, 1:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/648 "2011-03-30T01:37:18Z")
**what am i to do I want to be a programmer… I’ve read the bible…** The Book of Numbers 01:010-011 “1001 110 10110 11001 11 01 1000 010 1110 10011 0011”; thus spake the Lord. ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2011, 1:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/649 "2011-03-30T01:41:04Z")
**KB Pharma - A royal screwing w/o vaseline Fuck strip malls. Straight up the keister.** ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2011, 2:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/650 "2011-03-30T02:24:23Z")
**Suggest a book about Israel/Palestine All things Passover** ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2011, 4:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/651 "2011-03-30T04:25:22Z")
**Door-to-door sales really sucks For Sale: Aircraft Carrier, One Owner, low mileage.** Every single place I knock, people reply “no thanks, we already have one”. ---
**Author:** ![koeeoaddi](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/koeeoaddi/32/408_2.png) [@koeeoaddi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/koeeoaddi)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2011, 5:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/652 "2011-03-30T05:05:17Z")
\*\*Suggest a book about Israel/Palestine My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2011, 11:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/653 "2011-03-30T11:51:26Z")
\*\*Me Da [always] said … Woo hoo! It’s legal to masturbate (like a motherfuck) in your own house! \*\* ---
**Author:** ![EvilTOJ](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ee59a6/32.png) [@EvilTOJ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EvilTOJ)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2011, 1:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/654 "2011-03-30T13:51:15Z")
LOL Martian! From the front page; **Anheuser-Busch taking over… Italians and WOPS** ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2011, 3:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/655 "2011-03-30T15:59:40Z")
**Favorite Motto/Slogan/Mantra? Fearing the dentist** Words to live by. > [@koeeoaddi](#): > > \*\*Suggest a book about Israel/Palestine > My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic \*\* 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2011, 4:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/656 "2011-03-30T16:17:16Z")
\*\* Why Can’t I Cross My Legs? Is it possible to have a wiener so large…\*\* ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2011, 4:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/657 "2011-03-30T16:26:44Z")
**So who were the first successful AMERICAN rock band? The Three Musketeers. Looks like they’ve fecked up another one** Well, they’ve never been the same since losing Peter Gabriel. ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2011, 4:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/658 "2011-03-30T16:54:39Z")
\*\*Porn stars’ personal lives. Pre Big Bang \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2011, 5:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/659 "2011-03-30T17:10:08Z")
\*\* Fearing the dentist Annoying magazines \*\* That’s what I fear most about the dentist, too. ---
**Author:** ![Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tapioca_Dextrin)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2011, 5:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/660 "2011-03-30T17:28:34Z")
\*\*Stupidest political talking point SDMB Team Fortress 2 server \*\* Glen Beck must be running really low on material ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2011, 5:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/661 "2011-03-30T17:54:43Z")
\*\*My fat neighbor is peeking in on me again. Woo hoo! It’s legal to masturbate (like a motherfuck) in your own house! \*\* Yeah, that’ll teach her! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269.md?page=32) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269.md?page=34)