# More Sequential Threads **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [February 5, 2011, 7:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269 "2011-02-05T07:23:36Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 34
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2011, 6:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/662 "2011-03-30T18:26:37Z")
**My fat neighbor is peeking in on me again. I bought a wig !!** Don’t forget noseglasses too, especially if German shepherds are involved. ---
**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2011, 6:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/663 "2011-03-30T18:27:45Z")
Title of the thread and the last poster to it… **Newt stares into crystal ball, sees atheist Islamists. Really Not All That Bright** ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2011, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/664 "2011-03-30T20:43:08Z")
\*\* The Subway sub shop gripe thread Pls help a ravenously hungry person lose weight\*\* Jared? Is that you? ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2011, 9:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/665 "2011-03-30T21:26:10Z")
\*\*Another furniture and obese human amalgamation story My fat neighbor is peeking in on me again\*\* At least it gets your neighbor out of the chair. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2011, 9:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/666 "2011-03-30T21:31:19Z")
\*\*The trashiest thing you have ever seen Do you see colors when you close your eyes, too? \*\* Are they trashy? ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2011, 11:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/667 "2011-03-30T23:42:49Z")
**Any factual answer as to why the FTC can’t seem to stop certain telemarketers? Is it possible to have a wiener so large… Why Can’t I Cross My Legs?** ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2011, 2:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/668 "2011-03-31T02:47:18Z")
**Syria deploys troops to put down protesters Why allow children to fight?** Because one or both sides is running out of adults? ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2011, 6:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/669 "2011-03-31T06:12:15Z")
\*\* Woo hoo! It’s legal to masturbate (like a motherfuck) in your own house! My fat neighbor is peeking in on me again.\*\* Killed your boner, huh? ---
**Author:** ![MEBuckner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mebuckner/32/2896_2.png) [@MEBuckner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MEBuckner)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2011, 7:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/670 "2011-03-31T07:55:27Z")
**Who would have thunk… Door-to-door sales really sucks** Man, I thought it was going to be just like a porn movie, with non-stop sex with hot-but-lonely housewives. Instead, it’s all fat hairy old guys in their underwear, and I’ve had three people set their dogs on me so far this week. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2011, 11:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/671 "2011-03-31T11:17:42Z")
\*\*Is it possible to have a wiener so large… How do I reserve a domain name? \*\* …that I can have Delusions of Grandeur? ---
**Author:** ![Walther\_Ego](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/8dc957/32.png) [@Walther\_Ego](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Walther_Ego)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2011, 11:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/672 "2011-03-31T11:36:26Z")
New posts: \*\*What makes a car tire go out of balance? Large earthquake in Northeast Japan \*\* Indeed. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2011, 12:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/673 "2011-03-31T12:39:23Z")
**What else could I need beyond alignment? Religion needed for Eagle Scout?** No, you only need religion for Chevy Vegas\*. Eagle Scouts do just fine with an oil change and getting their tires rotated. Last rites. ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2011, 12:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/674 "2011-03-31T12:43:32Z")
> [@Jackmannii](#): > > **What else could I need beyond alignment? > Religion needed for Eagle Scout?** I thought it was going to be like “Well, if you choose Saint Cuthbert, you can be either Lawful Neutral or Lawful Good, but he doesn’t give any bonuses in Ranger.” ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2011, 1:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/675 "2011-03-31T13:38:31Z")
\*\*If TO KILL A MOCKINGBIRD were just now being adapted to a movie today, how would they screw it up? Pole dancin’ for the Lord \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2011, 3:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/676 "2011-03-31T15:28:36Z")
\*\* Bride cake: life-size replica of herself. Ew. My fat neighbor is peeking in on me again. Another furniture and obese human amalgamation story I unhappily report that I am right about obesity and diet (Very long)\*\* New fetish: It starts with cake, goes to peeking and obesity. ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2011, 3:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/677 "2011-03-31T15:56:23Z")
**The trashiest thing you have ever seen Men who don’t wear underwear** ---
**Author:** ![Azeotrope](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/0ea827/32.png) [@Azeotrope](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Azeotrope)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2011, 4:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/678 "2011-03-31T16:15:19Z")
\*\* Central Thailand is unusually cold Poll: Would you be willing to work in a community of nudists? \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2011, 5:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/679 "2011-03-31T17:21:02Z")
\*\* Do you ever worry that crazy customers are going to come back and get you? Walmart receipt checker foiled! \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2011, 6:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/680 "2011-03-31T18:43:07Z")
**And Now For Something Completely Mundane. The newest Paylinism** Oh, I don’t know. They’re not so much mundane, as they are grotesque. Listening to her is like looking at a car wreck. ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2011, 9:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/681 "2011-03-31T21:38:46Z")
\*\*What does it mean to be a “native” of a place? Poll: Handgun, shotgun, or rifle \*\* Yup, that makes you a native of the inner city, the northern country, or the west, respectively. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269.md?page=33) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269.md?page=35)