# More Sequential Threads **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [February 5, 2011, 7:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269 "2011-02-05T07:23:36Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 35
**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2011, 2:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/682 "2011-04-01T02:42:30Z")
**Would you be bothered if a potential date had slept with a prostitute in the past? Ever Had A Shrink-Wrap/Bubble Wrap Accident?** “Yeah, that’s why I have to pay child support.” **Women: How often do you get “horny”? Your dark thought for the day** “Mass murder makes me _hot!!_” **Nuclear meltdown! Holy Godzilla NOOOO!!! Let’s be Anti-Humanists!** **ROAR!!** _\_ ---
**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2011, 5:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/683 "2011-04-01T05:25:21Z")
**How effective is the RPG-7? Why did my toilets explode?** Sorry! Just testing something. \* \\* \*\* So, what should Americans be retraining for? My half-baked budget proposal\*\* Not until it’s _done_. ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2011, 11:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/684 "2011-04-01T11:39:00Z")
**Internet April Fool’s Roundup Snow on April First? You must be joking!** ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2011, 12:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/685 "2011-04-01T12:38:49Z")
\*\* Why did my bananas split open? What happens if you throw a coconut in a campfire?\*\* Criminy, stop playing with your tropical fruits and eat 'em, fer crying out loud. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2011, 12:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/686 "2011-04-01T12:41:06Z")
**Assuming evolution is discovered to be junk science, would you believe in God? Christians, how do you justify that God is not a total prick?** “I believe in Him, and he’s a total prick!” or, **Der Trihs** gets religion. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2011, 1:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/687 "2011-04-01T13:41:30Z")
\*\* Chocolate ice cream and peanut butter Pls help a ravenously hungry person lose weight Tips on jazzing up simple suppers \*\* Ate too much chocolate ice cream and peanut butter, have to lose weight, and these simple low calorie suppers are boring!! ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2011, 4:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/688 "2011-04-01T16:54:38Z")
\*\*Once again, Cute Kid Stories At what age do you begin manscaping or shescaping? \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2011, 5:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/689 "2011-04-01T17:09:53Z")
**Why did my bananas split open? Penis measurement** Bananas seem a trifle optimistic. Try one of these plastic mini-rulers. ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2011, 5:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/690 "2011-04-01T17:20:30Z")
New posts \*\*Vegans Consuming Semen Tips on jazzing up simple suppers \*\* Jazzing, jizzing, whatever. ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2011, 6:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/691 "2011-04-01T18:38:13Z")
\*\*Women Shaving Rechargeable Lawn Mowers? \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2011, 7:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/692 "2011-04-01T19:17:18Z")
**Poll: Poll for people who wash their hands after using the bathroom. (Please read before voting.) Need Advice from Older Dog Owners** We suggest washing your hands _before_ using the bathroom. ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2011, 9:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/693 "2011-04-01T21:09:43Z")
**Since I am bored, let’s talk about this. Average Breast Cup Size in the World** Yep, nothing whiles away a dull moment like teh boobz 🆒 ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2011, 12:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/694 "2011-04-02T00:01:41Z")
**I am totally getting laid tonight Prison is a jolly, happy place!** Congrats. 😃 **Iss 9 o cocck in teh morging to erly to b dirinking? It’s my 18th anniversary** Well legally you should be 21, but I won’t tell. ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2011, 11:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/695 "2011-04-02T11:28:56Z")
**You know what I like? Unicorn farts!** ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2011, 11:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/696 "2011-04-02T11:32:14Z")
\*\* Why does the feeling of having to poop come and go? Analog alphabets?\*\* You misspelled “anal log”. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2011, 3:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/697 "2011-04-02T15:39:14Z")
**Why am I getting such horrible MPG? Why did my bananas split open?** I dunno, but if your fabric softener stops working you should consider hiring an exorcist. ---
**Author:** ![GESancMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gesancman/32/2923_2.png) [@GESancMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GESancMan)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2011, 6:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/698 "2011-04-02T18:58:25Z")
**The Non-Nuclear Japan Earthquake Thread Scared shitless** ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2011, 7:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/699 "2011-04-02T19:24:08Z")
**My pee smells better today! I have extra rum!** That’s right people, if your pee smells funny, just drink rum and the smell will go away. Well that, or see a doctor. Either way’s fine I guess. **I’m unemployed! I Love Homeless People** It’s good to love the group you’re about become a part of. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2011, 10:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/700 "2011-04-02T22:12:00Z")
**beetlejuice star Betelgeuse becoming a black hole.** It’s happened before - get too fancy with your professional name, and your career goes down the tubes. ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2011, 1:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/701 "2011-04-03T01:41:07Z")
\*\* Special Treatment In Prison-How Does One Get It? Imparting momentum to light\*\* Yup, Dr Manhattan is treated pretty well in jail. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269.md?page=34) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269.md?page=36)