# More Sequential Threads

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [February 5, 2011, 7:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269 "2011-02-05T07:23:36Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 37

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [April 5, 2011, 4:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/722 "2011-04-05T16:53:12Z")

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\*\*body donation  
Why did Northerners volunteer for Civil War service?  
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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [April 5, 2011, 7:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/723 "2011-04-05T19:07:33Z")

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\*\* How did you meet your significant other?  
I want to rescue this 8 year old girl from a life of poverty  
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Wow, one of our posters is secretly Woody Allen

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**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\
**Post date:** [April 5, 2011, 8:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/724 "2011-04-05T20:16:33Z")

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\*\* I want to rescue this 8 year old girl from a life of poverty  
I knew I could make it happen  
Goodbye, Frankie…\*\*

Frankie was eight years old, and her family was very, very poor. Merely being ‘below the poverty line’ would be an impossible dream for them. They had less than nothing. I had to do something. I took Frankie in, and gave her a hot meal and a warm bath. I gave her warm flannel pyjamas, and a glass of milk before I put her into her soft, warm bed. The milk was poisoned. She drifted off to sleep forever. She’ll never know a life of poverty. I knew I could make it happen.

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**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\
**Post date:** [April 5, 2011, 10:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/725 "2011-04-05T22:02:56Z")

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\*\*bathroomy confusions: please advise  
More crap I really don’t need. \*\*

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [April 5, 2011, 10:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/726 "2011-04-05T22:13:21Z")

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**Two WWII Strategy Questions  
Is it possible to fall asleep while walking?  
Has Anyone Ever Changed Their Fingerprints?**

The Nazis experimented with both strategies before invading France. First they tried moving sleepwalking troops up to the jump-off points to avoid the need for rest breaks, but they kept stumbling into things. The concealed-identity-through-new-fingerprints ploy failed when the soldiers’ fingers were too sore to shoot their weapons. Eventually they settled on blitzkrieg, and the rest is history.

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**Author:** ![MEBuckner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mebuckner/32/2896_2.png) [@MEBuckner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MEBuckner)\
**Post date:** [April 6, 2011, 7:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/727 "2011-04-06T07:00:42Z")

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**I always blow the same question during interviews. Dammit.  
Is there a term for vomit-related porn? Possibly Japanese?**

“…so, I was able to turn a _weakness_ into a _strength_ and saved my previous employer several billion dollars and kept all the senior executives from having to serve lengthy terms in federal prison.”  
“Wow, that’s great. Really great. Say, is there a term for vomit-related porn? Possibly Japanese?”  
“Oh!..Ah…Um…Bu-bukake?” (_No, dammit, that’s not right!_)

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [April 6, 2011, 2:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/728 "2011-04-06T14:13:04Z")

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\*\* Does Your Sexual Attraction Age As You Do?  
What To Do With A Plethora Of Vacuum Tubes?\*\*

A shapely vacuum tube has its attractions, but the new microcircuits are the real hotties as far as I’m concerned.

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [April 6, 2011, 5:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/729 "2011-04-06T17:04:17Z")

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\*\*Really trivial and unimportant question for musicians

Classical Music Utilizing Unusual Instruments \*\*

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [April 6, 2011, 5:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/730 "2011-04-06T17:21:25Z")

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\*\*Totally irrational pet peeves. What are yours?  
I just acquired a new (mini) horse  
I did it to see if it would fly ? \*\*

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [April 6, 2011, 6:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/731 "2011-04-06T18:15:37Z")

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\*\*Charlie Sheen’s Live Tour  
Thundercats hooooooooo! \*\*

“Ho” indeedy!

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [April 6, 2011, 6:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/732 "2011-04-06T18:54:11Z")

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\*\*Watching guys “pick up” pros  
Female Dick Delves into Adultery  
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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [April 6, 2011, 7:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/733 "2011-04-06T19:32:13Z")

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**VP Biden  
I always blow the same question during interviews. Dammit.**

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**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\
**Post date:** [April 6, 2011, 7:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/734 "2011-04-06T19:43:22Z")

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\*\*What’s for dinner tonight?  
wendy’s fries. It only took 35 years. WTF took them so long? \*\*

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [April 6, 2011, 7:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/735 "2011-04-06T19:43:31Z")

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\*\* Two WWII Strategy Questions  
_Why_ are there guidos?  
Has VW’s reliability improved?\*\*

It’s claimed that Rommel asked the first question in frustration during the North African campaign, but never got a satisfactory answer and pissed off his Italian allies to boot. As for the second question, analysts are divided over whether the Passat is more reliable than the Schwimmwagon.

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**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\
**Post date:** [April 7, 2011, 4:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/736 "2011-04-07T04:05:37Z")

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**I don’t understand Hitler  
why do jews get a pass when it comes to racism?**  
**Playing chicken with the debt limit?  
Is there a rational way to bid in a dollar auction?**

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**Author:** ![Justin\_Credible](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/a8b319/32.png) [@Justin\_Credible](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Justin_Credible)\
**Post date:** [April 7, 2011, 4:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/737 "2011-04-07T04:45:48Z")

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\*\*Gentlemen: how often/easily do you get a boner?

What To Do With A Plethora Of Vacuum Tubes?\*\*

Just add a pump to those tubes and you could make a fortune!

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**Author:** ![Walther\_Ego](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/8dc957/32.png) [@Walther\_Ego](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Walther_Ego)\
**Post date:** [April 7, 2011, 7:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/738 "2011-04-07T07:48:38Z")

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\*\*Nuclear Power  
Regarding Bug Bombs \*\*

More for a manor than a little cabin, perhaps?

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**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\
**Post date:** [April 7, 2011, 11:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/739 "2011-04-07T11:04:55Z")

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**I wonder where the spider is?  
Evolution isn’t Science; It’s Science Fiction**

It’s evolved into a giant spider and is eating downtown!  
\*\* Black Parents Demand that Catholic School Beat Their Kids?  
Is God a bigot ?\*\*

Well, they seem to think he is!  
**Smells that trigger memories  
Did Women Really Go Bra-less in the 70s**  
\*  
\<sniff sniff\>\* That smells like…a bra on fire.  
**Glenn Beck needs our help!  
Thank you DiosaBellissima!**

You should’ve told him to bugger off, **DiosaBellissima**.

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [April 7, 2011, 12:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/740 "2011-04-07T12:15:57Z")

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\*\*I’m NOT superstitious, but …  
I was never a member of the Nazi party, I was just filling orders.  
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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [April 7, 2011, 12:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/741 "2011-04-07T12:53:22Z")

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**Christians, how do you justify that God is not a total prick?  
So You [God] think you’re all that and more? Prove it! [ed. title]**

No proof needed, based on current events.

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