# More Sequential Threads

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [February 5, 2011, 7:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269 "2011-02-05T07:23:36Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 38

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [April 7, 2011, 1:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/742 "2011-04-07T13:42:25Z")

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\*\*Jackie Kennedy during assassination  
The trashiest thing you have ever seen \*\*

Hey, her husband was shot. That was totally uncalled for.

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**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\
**Post date:** [April 7, 2011, 1:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/743 "2011-04-07T13:53:11Z")

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\*\*Totally irrational pet peeves. What are yours?  
More Sequential Threads \*\*

They’re just so self-referential!

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [April 7, 2011, 6:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/744 "2011-04-07T18:15:19Z")

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**What do you say to someone who wants to know why they were turned down for a date?  
The trashiest thing you have ever seen**

Yeah, let 'em down easy.

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [April 7, 2011, 6:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/745 "2011-04-07T18:22:20Z")

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**Deer Droppings Question  
How can the oil companies profit?**

A biofuels bonanza! “We’ll feed them greasy plants, frack the droppings and make BILLIONS off the green crowd!!!”

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**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\
**Post date:** [April 7, 2011, 7:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/746 "2011-04-07T19:03:01Z")

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\*\*Thoughts on Death and Dying  
I knew I could make it happen \*\*

That’s the spirit!

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**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\
**Post date:** [April 7, 2011, 8:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/747 "2011-04-07T20:09:15Z")

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\*\*Weather Report: What’s it like where you are now?  
Thoughts on Death and Dying \*\*

That bad, huh?

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**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\
**Post date:** [April 7, 2011, 9:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/748 "2011-04-07T21:57:10Z")

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**Stay at Home Parents Sending Child To Daycare  
I want to go to Hawaii**

Fine, but be back by this evening, we’re not keeping the kid overnight.

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**Author:** ![EvilTOJ](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ee59a6/32.png) [@EvilTOJ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EvilTOJ)\
**Post date:** [April 8, 2011, 8:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/749 "2011-04-08T08:12:06Z")

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**What I learned from my exes  
"The dog started it!"**

Oh really? :dubious:

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [April 8, 2011, 1:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/750 "2011-04-08T13:26:52Z")

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\*\*I know I’m gay I just dont know how to admit it.  
Assuming Things Are Not The Way They Are Would You Believe That They Are The Way They Aren’t \*\*

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [April 8, 2011, 2:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/751 "2011-04-08T14:05:10Z")

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**Poll: American federal government shutdown: Will you notice?  
Poll: Gentlemen: how often/easily do you get a boner?**

Well, I was listening to Mark Levin on talk radio last night on the prospect of a government shutdown, and he _did_ seem to be getting very excited…

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [April 8, 2011, 2:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/752 "2011-04-08T14:20:57Z")

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New Posts:

\*\*  
How to handle daughter dating…  
A girl, one cow, rides off…  
Let’s help some animals,… \*\*

Porn Flick!

Cafe Society:

\*\*List of bands named after songs  
Sopranos, if you knew them? \*\*

Band Name!

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [April 8, 2011, 7:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/753 "2011-04-08T19:24:12Z")

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**What would your caveman job be?  
Is there a right way to ask a doctor to consider your self-diagnosis?**

(grabs doc by white coat lapels) _MAMMOTH BITE, YOU FIX!!_

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**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\
**Post date:** [April 8, 2011, 8:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/754 "2011-04-08T20:57:16Z")

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\*\*What’s grosser than gross?  
Is there a term for vomit-related porn? Possibly Japanese? \*\*

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**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\
**Post date:** [April 8, 2011, 8:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/755 "2011-04-08T20:58:45Z")

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**Fred Phelps is coming to town - I need a sign  
Wildlife in the big city**

“Bring Back the Lions!”

I’ve actually seen that used by counter-protesters, against a bunch of “prayer warriors” protesting Halloween.

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**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\
**Post date:** [April 9, 2011, 3:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/756 "2011-04-09T03:01:30Z")

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**What’s for dinner tonight?  
Too much bacon?**

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [April 9, 2011, 1:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/757 "2011-04-09T13:48:15Z")

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Not sequential, but did anyone else notice that on the main page, when a certain thread title appears it gets cropped to

**Mike Huckabee keeps blowing…**

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**Author:** ![GESancMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gesancman/32/2923_2.png) [@GESancMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GESancMan)\
**Post date:** [April 9, 2011, 6:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/758 "2011-04-09T18:08:51Z")

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**My 9 month old needs to gain weight, recommendations?  
Poll: Marijuana legalization**

Well, the munchies would help, but that’s a little extreme…

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [April 9, 2011, 7:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/759 "2011-04-09T19:37:22Z")

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Radio station channel surfing sequential:

Rush Limbaugh: “My oral cavity”  
Disembodied NPR voice: “Evil”

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**Author:** ![Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tapioca_Dextrin)\
**Post date:** [April 10, 2011, 2:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/760 "2011-04-10T02:10:20Z")

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\*\*Say something good about Republicans.  
46 Percent of Mississippi Republicans Want Interracial Marriage Banned \*\*

54% of them aren’t totally horrible people!

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [April 10, 2011, 12:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/761 "2011-04-10T12:46:47Z")

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\*\*You’re a Freaking CPA?  
What would your caveman job be?  
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Ummm, bean counter?

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