# More Sequential Threads **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [February 5, 2011, 7:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269 "2011-02-05T07:23:36Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2011, 3:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/61 "2011-02-11T03:11:05Z")
**"Tweaker" behavior without meth use? Ether… how dangerous? how available?** It’s out there. Just keep it away from the bears. ---
**Author:** ![Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/malleus_incus_stapes/32/3293_2.png) [@Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malleus_Incus_Stapes)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2011, 4:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/62 "2011-02-11T04:08:11Z")
\*\*Why are people so damn stupid?!? Why are dreams stupid? (Illogical and unrealistic, that is) \*\* I think there might be a correlation. ---
**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2011, 4:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/63 "2011-02-11T04:50:45Z")
\*\*If You Give A Bear A Vodka… San Fransisco to San Diego \*\* _\_ “Where the hell am I? This isn’t San Francisco!” ---
**Author:** ![Wile\_E](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c37758/32.png) [@Wile\_E](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wile_E)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2011, 7:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/64 "2011-02-11T07:35:54Z")
A Fourfer: \*\*Ever Been On A “Losing Streak” Tell the parent of an autistic kid NY GOP Congressman Christopher Lee Resigns in Sex Scandal Woman Dies From Butt Injection\*\* Yup, that sounds like one. ---
**Author:** ![etv78](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/d78d45/32.png) [@etv78](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/etv78)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2011, 7:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/65 "2011-02-11T07:58:11Z")
> [@Der\_Trihs](#): > > \*\*If You Give A Bear A Vodka… > San Fransisco to San Diego \*\* > > _\_ > > “Where the hell am I? This isn’t San Francisco!” Now I’m not sure what kind of bear we’re talking about! ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2011, 1:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/66 "2011-02-11T13:39:38Z")
**Whoo Hoo! I’m getting compensation from the UN’s Scam Victims Fund How long have I been married?** Too long, maybe. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2011, 2:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/67 "2011-02-11T14:21:53Z")
\*\*Question I sometimes get when applying for jobs 12 megabytes or 20 \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2011, 3:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/68 "2011-02-11T15:18:27Z")
\*\*Lets start some NEW Urban myths… Mubarak Stepping Down \*\* Yeah, right :dubious: \*\* You have the munchies, but you’re not hungry; what do you eat? Mr. Sunshine \*\* That’s not the munchies, that’s being horny. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2011, 5:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/69 "2011-02-11T17:01:13Z")
**Where did Hitler get his finances from? Speeding tickets** Why storm troopers were _really_ feared. “You know how fast you were going, swine?” ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2011, 6:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/70 "2011-02-11T18:49:12Z")
\*\*Question I sometimes get when applying for jobs How fast would a bullet reach Mars (if shot from the ISS)? \*\* Damn! I never get fun questions like that. ---
**Author:** ![GESancMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gesancman/32/2923_2.png) [@GESancMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GESancMan)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2011, 7:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/71 "2011-02-11T19:32:38Z")
**Ever Been On A “Losing Streak” Ask the girl who is doing an Intrauterine Insemination** Yeah, I know, I’m going to hell and all that. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2011, 7:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/72 "2011-02-11T19:43:46Z")
**getting into US colleges Do you remember potty/peepee training (your own)?** An underused topic for college application essays. “Overcoming My Toilet Fears - A Blueprint For Personal Success”. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2011, 9:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/73 "2011-02-11T21:15:39Z")
\*\*Three things pissing me off right now Fuck you, Christina Aguilera Fuck you. Shovel your sidewalk. Dummy politicians need to learn to send cock pics. \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2011, 10:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/74 "2011-02-11T22:32:55Z")
**Things your lover should say, the first time they see your naughy bits Applying to a Job You’re Not Qualified For** Ouch. ---
**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2011, 11:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/75 "2011-02-11T23:00:54Z")
**What does “showing respect” to your SO mean? Artificial tits** “A boob job is a sign of respect among my people!” > [@etv78](#): > > Now I’m not sure what kind of bear we’re talking about! Hah! ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [February 12, 2011, 3:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/76 "2011-02-12T03:44:50Z")
**Origins of common slang & tech talk: your everyday language makes you a foul-mouthed weirdo Artificial tits** Pretty good example. ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [February 12, 2011, 3:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/77 "2011-02-12T03:55:16Z")
I can’t believe I missed this combo **Artificial tits Has anybody ever known a doctor who made house calls?** Even if there are still GPs that do house calls, I don’t think that there are any plastic surgeons who do. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [February 12, 2011, 4:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/78 "2011-02-12T04:04:30Z")
**Woman Dies From Butt Injection Sorry, Mr. Opposum ☹** And they would have made such a lovely couple. ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [February 12, 2011, 8:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/79 "2011-02-12T08:21:20Z")
\*\* 2 dates, then THE TALK, now what? Kiss of death\*\* Pretty much, in my experience ---
**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\ **Post date:** [February 12, 2011, 12:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/80 "2011-02-12T12:52:14Z")
**What should I say in my interview about my contract job? To Shoot or Not To Shoot** “Naw, the Don wants it done with a chainsaw. You know, to send a message to any other punks who get out of line.” [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269.md?page=3) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269.md?page=5)