# More Sequential Threads **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [February 5, 2011, 7:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269 "2011-02-05T07:23:36Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 40
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2011, 10:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/782 "2011-04-11T22:17:31Z")
**What Becomes of Autistic Adults? 'They’re killing me! They’re killing meeeeee!!!'** ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2011, 12:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/783 "2011-04-12T00:48:04Z")
\*\*While the cat is away… “My dog has fleas” and other childhood memes \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2011, 2:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/784 "2011-04-12T02:39:17Z")
\*\* A man walks into a bar Care to speculate on our new puppy’s breed? Good thing he didn’t order milk. \*\* Yeah, that’s not a job you want to handle cold sober. “Iz…a dachshund! No, uh, a…Komondor! Wait, I’ll get it, but I need a couple more beers first.” ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2011, 2:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/785 "2011-04-12T02:46:38Z")
**My father passes 'They’re killing me! They’re killing meeeee** Oh, just get on the cart. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2011, 11:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/786 "2011-04-12T11:30:03Z")
\*\*‘They’re killing me! They’re killing meeeeee!!!’ It’s been a while since I’ve posted a spider picture thread. \*\* ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2011, 11:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/787 "2011-04-12T11:34:29Z")
Separated by one: \*\*Is it possible to have a waterfall big/slow enough for a human to swim up it? Why Aren’t There Piles of Dead Fish at the Bottom of Waterfalls? \*\* ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2011, 12:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/788 "2011-04-12T12:54:22Z")
\*\*‘upto’ is not a word, right? I just broke up with my boyfriend \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2011, 4:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/789 "2011-04-12T16:34:44Z")
\*\*I just broke up with my boyfriend A man walks into a bar \*\* “I know we don’t even know each other that well, but you’re so easy to talk to, I feel I can tell you anything…” ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2011, 4:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/790 "2011-04-12T16:46:12Z")
**My girlfriend’s uncle was arrested for indecency with a child/child porn I am about to become the most unpopular man in the office** Serves you right. And if we find out any of your ex-girlfriends had a great-great-grandparent who owned a copy of _The Decameron_, we’ll run you right out of town. ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2011, 9:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/791 "2011-04-12T21:44:29Z")
\*\*Stopped at a red light in a Manual transmission do you… Say something good about Republicans. \*\* “Well, at least they make the lights work on time”. ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2011, 6:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/792 "2011-04-13T06:15:39Z")
**What Becomes of Autistic Adults? Canadians: any updates on Col. Russell Williams?** And will his autism be a mitigating factor at the trial? ---
**Author:** ![EvilTOJ](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ee59a6/32.png) [@EvilTOJ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EvilTOJ)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2011, 10:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/793 "2011-04-13T10:32:34Z")
\*\*I am about to become the most unpopular man in the office I’ve joined the rebel alliance! \*\* Well, it will make the Imperial Christmas party rather awkward, that’s for sure. ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2011, 1:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/794 "2011-04-13T13:05:09Z")
\*\*Why did Northerners volunteer for Civil War service? Bad manners \*\* According to the south, anyway. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2011, 2:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/795 "2011-04-13T14:00:19Z")
\*\* Killing Centipedes What else am I qualified for?\*\* Fly swatting? Spider stomping? Though you might need a special certificate to qualify beyond chilopods. ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2011, 2:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/796 "2011-04-13T14:42:43Z")
\*\*Will the disparity of weath distribution destroy America? How do you define destroying America? Revolution in America - could this actually happen? \*\* ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2011, 3:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/797 "2011-04-13T15:05:00Z")
\*\*what sort of gadgets can lawyers use in the courtroom? what do they actually use, if anything? Origin of the term “wenis” \*\* ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2011, 5:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/798 "2011-04-13T17:11:30Z")
\*\*Catch-All Dio Pitting What is the most beautiful thing you’ve seen lately? \*\* ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2011, 6:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/799 "2011-04-13T18:00:13Z")
\*\*What is the most beautiful thing you’ve seen lately? Erections while cuddling/spooning\*\* ---
**Author:** ![Balance](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ccd318/32.png) [@Balance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Balance)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2011, 6:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/800 "2011-04-13T18:51:20Z")
\*\*Ask a guy with a Medical Marijuana card anything. A question about time\*\* I’m not criticizing, but this might not be the most productive thing to ask him about. ---
**Author:** ![Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/malleus_incus_stapes/32/3293_2.png) [@Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malleus_Incus_Stapes)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2011, 6:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/801 "2011-04-13T18:54:33Z")
\*\*Little girl becomes a traitor at the Jedi Academy I’ve joined the rebel alliance! \*\* Changed her mind. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269.md?page=39) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269.md?page=41)