# More Sequential Threads

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [February 5, 2011, 7:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269 "2011-02-05T07:23:36Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 41

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**Author:** ![dhkendall](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a9adbd/32.png) [@dhkendall](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dhkendall)\
**Post date:** [April 13, 2011, 7:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/802 "2011-04-13T19:05:18Z")

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**Canadians: any updates on Col. Russell Williams?  
'They’re killing me! They’re killing meeeeee!!!'**

**My father passes  
More crap I really don’t need.**

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [April 13, 2011, 8:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/803 "2011-04-13T20:00:09Z")

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\*\*Condoms and Fish Oil  
Was this a phishing attempt?  
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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [April 13, 2011, 9:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/804 "2011-04-13T21:58:24Z")

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\*\*How would I, a Gentile, go about attending a Seder?  
Condoms and Fish Oil \*\*

Definitely bring both. And for a really good time, don’t forget live crustaceans and a lava lamp.

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**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\
**Post date:** [April 14, 2011, 3:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/805 "2011-04-14T03:15:18Z")

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**Are there any crime dramas (movie or TV) since 1990 that rival The Godfather or Goodfellas?  
Are there literally people who think Goodfellas is as good as The Godfather**

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [April 14, 2011, 1:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/806 "2011-04-14T13:14:23Z")

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\*\*I’m obsessed with this girl

Stupid crushes on people you’ll never meet \*\*

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**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\
**Post date:** [April 14, 2011, 5:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/807 "2011-04-14T17:46:55Z")

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**I’m obsessed with this girl  
Stupid crushes on people you’ll never meet  
Anyone Here Ever Skydive?**

Yeah, it felt like that to me, too.

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**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\
**Post date:** [April 14, 2011, 5:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/808 "2011-04-14T17:48:46Z")

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> [@Johnny\_L.A](#):
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> **My father passes  
> 'They’re killing me! They’re killing meeeee**
> 
> Oh, just get on the cart.

Sick. Sick!

But funny. 🙂

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**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\
**Post date:** [April 14, 2011, 6:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/809 "2011-04-14T18:04:24Z")

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**BOOYAH!!! I just trapped the trap wise tomcat  
Polar Bear Surprise!**

“Didn’t expect _that_ did you, you furry little bastard!!”  
**Why all the hate for small dogs?  
Killing Centipedes**

“That animal of yours killed Wriggles!”

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**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\
**Post date:** [April 14, 2011, 9:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/810 "2011-04-14T21:08:15Z")

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**Zsa Zsa Gabor to become a mother at 94  
Hey, anyone else NOT pissed off?**

No, I think you’re pretty much it.  
**You, a single-shot 50cal rifle, and an angry T-Rex. Hope?  
Killing Centipedes**

You’re taking on centipedes with a rifle and a T-Rex? And you aren’t sure you’ll win? Remind me never to go to Florida.

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**Author:** ![Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tapioca_Dextrin)\
**Post date:** [April 15, 2011, 1:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/811 "2011-04-15T01:27:45Z")

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\*\*Should I be worried about my son?  
Were the Three Stooges respected? \*\*

Your kid was one of the three stooges? How old _are_ you??

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**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\
**Post date:** [April 15, 2011, 3:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/812 "2011-04-15T03:55:57Z")

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**Is It Wrong To Use Coupons?  
Genome sequencing for everybody!**

Feel guilty if you want, but I’m not paying full price my genome sequencing.

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**Author:** ![dhkendall](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a9adbd/32.png) [@dhkendall](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dhkendall)\
**Post date:** [April 15, 2011, 4:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/813 "2011-04-15T04:40:51Z")

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**do people in 3rd world countries have more cellphones than wristwatches?  
Define Third World**

Somebody attended the Bill Clinton School of Debating

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**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\
**Post date:** [April 15, 2011, 5:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/814 "2011-04-15T05:42:30Z")

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**What did you do with the remains of your last deceased pet?  
Cutlery, chopsticks, or hand?**

Well, if you _are_ going to eat your pet, at least using utensils would be a _little_ more respectful  
\*\*What would your caveman job be?  
You, a single-shot 50cal rifle, and an angry T-Rex. Hope? \*\*

“Og slay Great Lizard with thunder-stick!”

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**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\
**Post date:** [April 15, 2011, 5:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/815 "2011-04-15T05:57:59Z")

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\*\*Little girl becomes a traitor at the Jedi Academy  
I’m obsessed with this girl \*\*

Careful, dude, you don’t want to mess around with the dark side.

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**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\
**Post date:** [April 15, 2011, 6:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/816 "2011-04-15T06:07:46Z")

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**Can a President veto a declaration of war?  
Dec. 11, 1941 Declaration of War Question**

Uhm, I think it’s a little late now.

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**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\
**Post date:** [April 15, 2011, 7:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/817 "2011-04-15T07:08:04Z")

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**I just broke up with my boyfriend  
How should I respond to aggression**

Restraining order?

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [April 15, 2011, 11:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/818 "2011-04-15T11:54:07Z")

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\*\*Zsa Zsa Gabor to become a mother at 94

Is this normal? (Work related) \*\*

\*\*I’m obsessed with this girl

I just broke up with my boyfriend \*\*

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**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\
**Post date:** [April 15, 2011, 1:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/819 "2011-04-15T13:34:13Z")

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**A man walks into a bar   
Joran van der Sloot tougher than I thought.**

I guess he didn’t duck. 🙂

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**Author:** ![dhkendall](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a9adbd/32.png) [@dhkendall](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dhkendall)\
**Post date:** [April 15, 2011, 2:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/820 "2011-04-15T14:27:17Z")

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**What’s the difference between…  
The murder of a rapist? Or…  
The Canadian Election Thread…**

One is the spending of taxpayers money that everyone will gladly chip in for, and one is the spending of taxpayers money that no one wants to chip in for.

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**Author:** ![Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tapioca_Dextrin)\
**Post date:** [April 15, 2011, 2:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/821 "2011-04-15T14:36:20Z")

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\*\*What Was Your Favourite Cartoons As A Child?  
Huckabee, Palin, Trump… \*\*

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