# More Sequential Threads **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [February 5, 2011, 7:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269 "2011-02-05T07:23:36Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 42
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2011, 2:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/822 "2011-04-15T14:53:25Z")
**Zsa Zsa Gabor to become a mother at 94 I gained 20 lbs last month… APRIL FOOL! (April weight loss thread)** So is she really pregnant, or just snacking a lot? ---
**Author:** ![gurujulp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/ba9def/32.png) [@gurujulp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gurujulp)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2011, 4:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/823 "2011-04-15T16:04:12Z")
\*\*I have left my wife and children. The Saddest Example of Unprofessional Behaviour I’ve Yet Seen \*\* ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2011, 4:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/824 "2011-04-15T16:04:58Z")
\*\*I’m obsessed with this girl Zsa Zsa Gabor to become a mother at 94 \*\* \*\*Huckabee, Palin, Trump… You don’t like it, you be the Brownie leader!\*\* I don’t think I’d want any of these as a Brownie leader. _You call that a gimp braid? YOU’RE FIRED!_ ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2011, 4:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/825 "2011-04-15T16:26:43Z")
\*\*Happy Passover! Polar Bear Surprise! \*\* …and we always leave an empty chair for the Prophet Elijah…Hey! What’s that Polar Bear doing sitting in Elijah’s chair? ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2011, 4:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/826 "2011-04-15T16:46:32Z")
\*\*Should I let my 14-year old daughter get thong underwear? Women’s Libido by Time of Month Etc. Should I be worried about my son? \*\* :dubious: Do you live down south? ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2011, 4:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/827 "2011-04-15T16:48:34Z")
\*\* I’m obsessed with this girl Zsa Zsa Gabor to become a mother at 94 \*\* ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2011, 5:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/828 "2011-04-15T17:05:18Z")
> [@Annie-Xmas](#): > > \*\* I’m obsessed with this girl > Zsa Zsa Gabor to become a mother at 94 \*\* Already done in #823 ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2011, 5:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/829 "2011-04-15T17:12:54Z")
On the other hand, this is new: \*\*Zsa Zsa Gabor to become a mother at 94 The Saddest Example of Unprofessional Behaviour I’ve Yet Seen \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2011, 5:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/830 "2011-04-15T17:43:46Z")
**I have left my wife and children. Hey, anyone else NOT pissed off?** _raises hand_ I haven’t, I’ve stayed with my wife and kids. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2011, 5:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/831 "2011-04-15T17:53:28Z")
\*\*Good characters who do horrible, horrible things The Bee Gees sing for John Wayne Bobbitt \*\* \*\* Zsa Zsa Gabor to become a mother at 94 Polar Bear Surprise! \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2011, 7:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/832 "2011-04-15T19:17:07Z")
\*\* I have left my wife and children. I just acquired a new (mini) horse\*\* Let’s hope your wife hasn’t seen _The Godfather_. ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2011, 7:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/833 "2011-04-15T19:22:43Z")
\*\*I am never dreaming again. Ever. Department of Defense Fairy Toad statue \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2011, 7:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/834 "2011-04-15T19:41:05Z")
\*\*What would your caveman job be? Place a curse on someone. \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2011, 9:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/835 "2011-04-15T21:59:26Z")
\*\* What would a detective ask someone who found a murder victim? What do they do with the fat from liposuctions?\*\* :eek: ---
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2011, 11:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/836 "2011-04-15T23:43:30Z")
**What’s your favourite metaphor for teamwork? You, a single-shot 50cal rifle, and an angry T-Rex. Hope?** That sounds about right for my last job. Just add cheese. ---
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2011, 2:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/837 "2011-04-16T02:41:06Z")
\*\*Large earthquake in Chile What were the Chileans chanting? \*\* I don’t know, but it was certainly effective. ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2011, 4:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/838 "2011-04-16T04:13:34Z")
\*\*I’m obsessed with this girl I have left my wife and children. \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tapioca_Dextrin)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2011, 3:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/839 "2011-04-16T15:03:17Z")
\*\*I just broke up with my boyfriend Scientists’ Solution Worse Than The Problem? \*\* Yes, that robot clone with the laser beam eyes might not be the best answer. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2011, 3:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/840 "2011-04-16T15:03:42Z")
**Long Island serial killer(s): Must they always refer to the murder victims as “prostitutes”? What’s your favourite metaphor for teamwork?** That’s it! We’ll refer to them as “teamwork facilitators”. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2011, 3:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/841 "2011-04-16T15:14:30Z")
**Thinking of taking the 72oz steak challenge - thoughts, advice . . . prayers? This Is What A Man Is** Add a half-dozen baked potatoes with lots of butter and sour cream, and you could be Two Men. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269.md?page=41) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269.md?page=43)