# More Sequential Threads **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [February 5, 2011, 7:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269 "2011-02-05T07:23:36Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 43
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2011, 3:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/842 "2011-04-16T15:31:52Z")
> [@Sunspace](#): > > Sick. Sick! > > But funny. 🙂 I try to avoid using titles of ‘sensitive’ threads in SQ, but I just couldn’t resist the Python ref. ---
**Author:** ![saoirse](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/5daacb/32.png) [@saoirse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/saoirse)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2011, 3:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/843 "2011-04-16T15:50:13Z")
In the Pit: **Lying Whore Gets New Title "You Don’t Like It, You Be the Brownie Leader"** ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2011, 4:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/844 "2011-04-16T16:15:13Z")
**This Is What A Man Is popcorn farts** And then you have to laugh as if it’s the funniest thing in the world. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2011, 6:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/845 "2011-04-16T18:30:47Z")
**Women’s Libido by Time of Month Etc. What if farts smelled nice?** There’d be a hell of a run on beans at the supermarket. ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2011, 6:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/846 "2011-04-16T18:56:38Z")
**I have left my wife and children. This Is What A Man Is I’m obsessed with this girl** A sad commentary. ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2011, 1:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/847 "2011-04-17T01:16:37Z")
**Bang bang bang goes the cardinal 'They’re killing me! They’re killing meeeeee!!!'** The cardinals are assassins! Help! ---
**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2011, 10:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/848 "2011-04-17T10:44:22Z")
**This Is What A Man Is They’re killing me! They’re killing meeeeee!!!’** Girlhood is looking better _all_ the time. \*\*Is there ever a time to get in a fist fight? How have you dealt with noisy neighbors? What would your caveman job be? \*\* “Og say keep it down!” _\_ \*\* What would your caveman job be? Dealing with a boss who sucks at giving directions\*\* “You shut up! Og know way!” > [@Johnny\_L.A](#): > > **Bang bang bang goes the cardinal > ‘They’re killing me! They’re killing meeeeee!!!’** > > The cardinals are assassins! Help! The Pope shouldn’t have gotten uppity. ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2011, 6:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/849 "2011-04-17T18:41:46Z")
**Place a curse on someone. What’s your employment status?** Can I place a curse on John Boehner’s employment status? \*\* Appetizers for cats. C’mon! Really? ‘They’re killing me! They’re killing meeeeee!!!’\*\* This appie tastes like Orbax! ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2011, 2:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/850 "2011-04-18T02:17:19Z")
**Older Dopers: Did You Ever Think The USSR Would Fall? She’s having contractions but nothing seems to be happening…** I dunno, she’s given birth to a hell of a lot of new countries. ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2011, 2:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/851 "2011-04-18T02:41:45Z")
**Air Traffic Controllers to get more rest between shifts Kegerator** Is a kegger actually ‘resting’? ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2011, 3:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/852 "2011-04-18T03:39:18Z")
**Are there sex toys for your pets? Strange sights** I saw… No. No, I can’t. I just can’t… ---
**Author:** ![levdrakon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/49beb7/32.png) [@levdrakon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/levdrakon)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2011, 4:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/853 "2011-04-18T04:09:03Z")
Right now, when clicking on New Posts: **A new atheist’s regrets The tornado in Fayetteville destroyed my home** It’s not like you weren’t warned! \*\*Air Traffic Controllers to get more rest between shifts Are there sex toys for your pets? \*\* Ew. **Appetizers for cats. C’mon! Really? Ask The Doper Who Works At A Medical Marijuana Clinic** ---
**Author:** ![\_mostly\_Harmless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/_/9d8465/32.png) [@\_mostly\_Harmless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/_mostly_Harmless)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2011, 5:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/854 "2011-04-18T05:41:57Z")
**I’m afraid I might be seriously ill Any magicians here?** ---
**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2011, 6:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/855 "2011-04-18T06:11:11Z")
\*\* What would your caveman job be? What’s your employment status?\*\* “Og used to chip flint. Og laid off now.” ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2011, 12:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/856 "2011-04-18T12:17:21Z")
**Temporary beheading? Getting the Rabies Vaccine** Well, like, it’s better to be safe than sorry. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2011, 2:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/857 "2011-04-18T14:23:38Z")
\*\*I Gave Mouth-To-Mouth/Nose To Our Cat Yesterday Morning Would it be wrong to have a stripper perform at my funeral? \*\* Or, you could just get the freaking rabies vaccine. ---
**Author:** ![Harmonious\_Discord](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/74df32/32.png) [@Harmonious\_Discord](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Harmonious_Discord)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2011, 2:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/858 "2011-04-18T14:36:25Z")
**Have two mentally retarded people ever had children? Hotmail questions, spam and defaults** **Public toilet seats - why the gap in front? going blank** ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2011, 3:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/859 "2011-04-18T15:38:07Z")
\*\*Have two mentally retarded people ever had children? Idle Curiosity re British royal succession \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Harmonious\_Discord](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/74df32/32.png) [@Harmonious\_Discord](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Harmonious_Discord)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2011, 3:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/860 "2011-04-18T15:51:04Z")
**I have left my wife and children. Small trivial things which you ought to do but keeps forgetting about** ---
**Author:** ![levdrakon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/49beb7/32.png) [@levdrakon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/levdrakon)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2011, 4:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/861 "2011-04-18T16:18:13Z")
> [@Hypno-Toad](#): > > \*\*Have two mentally retarded people ever had children? > Idle Curiosity re British royal succession \*\* That’s a good one! 🙂 [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269.md?page=42) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269.md?page=44)