# More Sequential Threads **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [February 5, 2011, 7:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269 "2011-02-05T07:23:36Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 44
**Author:** ![levdrakon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/49beb7/32.png) [@levdrakon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/levdrakon)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2011, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/862 "2011-04-18T17:56:47Z")
**Community Tackles The Timeless Question… Are there sex toys for your pets?** ---
**Author:** ![etv78](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/d78d45/32.png) [@etv78](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/etv78)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2011, 6:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/863 "2011-04-18T18:00:41Z")
> [@Der\_Trihs](#): > > \*\* What would your caveman job be? > What’s your employment status?\*\* > > “Og used to chip flint. Og laid off now.” I read this in “caveman” voice! ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2011, 6:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/864 "2011-04-18T18:01:11Z")
\*\* Protocol for funeral flowers What if farts smelled nice?\*\* (imagines weird scenes at the viewing) ---
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2011, 8:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/865 "2011-04-18T20:36:02Z")
**I am going to start eating better, dag nabbit. Kegerator Thinking of taking the 72oz steak challenge - thoughts, advice . . . prayers?** Of course, it depends on _how_ you define “eating better”… ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2011, 1:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/866 "2011-04-19T13:03:09Z")
\*\* What, specifically, could I, a US Citizen, legally do in Antarctica that I couldn’t at home? I want to start a business in the future. What should I do NOW?\*\* I’m selling frozen custard franchises - send $50K and you can have exclusive rights to the Larsen Ice Shelf! Act now. ---
**Author:** ![Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tapioca_Dextrin)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2011, 1:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/867 "2011-04-19T13:11:17Z")
\*\*Let’s talk names Bacon Salt! \*\* Terrible name for a baby girl … or is it? ---
**Author:** ![Tom\_Scud](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/f08c70/32.png) [@Tom\_Scud](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tom_Scud)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2011, 2:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/868 "2011-04-19T14:53:44Z")
**Favorite Muppet Show Sketch? Mahna Mahna** Asked and answered. ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2011, 3:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/869 "2011-04-19T15:14:09Z")
\*\*How would the US legal system handle a case where the murder victim/murderer didn’t stay dead? What skillz does one need to operate THE Electric Chair? \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2011, 5:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/870 "2011-04-19T17:26:39Z")
**Gary Busey endorses Donald Trump Stupid Republican idea of the day** ---
**Author:** ![GESancMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gesancman/32/2923_2.png) [@GESancMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GESancMan)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2011, 5:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/871 "2011-04-19T17:37:29Z")
**Scott Adams on how to get a real education. Bacon Salt!** Wow, that stuff really _is_ the answer to everything. ---
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2011, 5:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/872 "2011-04-19T17:45:22Z")
> [@Jackmannii](#): > > I’m selling frozen custard franchises - send $50K and you can have exclusive rights to the Larsen Ice Shelf! Act now. …before it’s gone! ---
**Author:** ![Harmonious\_Discord](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/74df32/32.png) [@Harmonious\_Discord](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Harmonious_Discord)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2011, 1:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/873 "2011-04-20T01:07:30Z")
**I Gave Mouth-To-Mouth/Nose To Our Cat Yesterday Morning I am going to start eating better, dag nabbit.** I bet that tasted awful. **Formula for gutter/downspout capacity Where can I get a ‘mad scientist’ lab coat?** I suppose you need lightening rods and stone gargoyles too. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2011, 12:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/874 "2011-04-20T12:55:02Z")
**Gardening talk? Yes please! 'They’re killing me! They’re killing meeeeee!!!'** So you don’t like pyrethrin spray, you lousy aphids? Have some more! Bwa-ha-ha-ha!!! ---
**Author:** ![Scarlett67](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scarlett67/32/7387_2.png) [@Scarlett67](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scarlett67)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2011, 4:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/875 "2011-04-20T16:22:43Z")
New Posts: \*\*The trashiest thing you have ever seen Would it be wrong to have a stripper perform at my funeral? \*\* We may have a winner. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2011, 4:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/876 "2011-04-20T16:41:35Z")
\*\*The Arlo Guthrie concert was great until… . . . and it was all a dream! (spoilers galore) Nobody believes me when I say my driveway sucks~ The tornado in Fayetteville destroyed my home\*\* Or did your driveway suck it in? ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2011, 6:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/877 "2011-04-20T18:10:53Z")
\*\*The Solution to Lost Socks!! Your iPhone is recording everywhere you go \*\* …so we can just download that app and work backwards! ---
**Author:** ![GESancMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gesancman/32/2923_2.png) [@GESancMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GESancMan)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2011, 7:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/878 "2011-04-20T19:17:22Z")
**Your iPhone is recording everywhere you go Topless in Ontario** Yep, that too. ---
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2011, 3:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/879 "2011-04-21T03:54:03Z")
**Your iPhone is recording everywhere you go Where were you 12 years ago today?** It knows this, too. ---
**Author:** ![EvilTOJ](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ee59a6/32.png) [@EvilTOJ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EvilTOJ)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2011, 11:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/880 "2011-04-21T11:00:15Z")
\*\*What I really want on that special occasion is… ‘They’re killing me! They’re killing meeeeee!!!’ \*\* It kinda chokes you up, doesn’t it? _sniff_ ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2011, 12:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/881 "2011-04-21T12:58:31Z")
\*\*If an establishment is serving food and drink… we use 10 percent of our brains \*\* Never try discussing the laws of thermodynamics over good barbecue. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269.md?page=43) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269.md?page=45)