# More Sequential Threads **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [February 5, 2011, 7:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269 "2011-02-05T07:23:36Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 45
**Author:** ![campp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c5a1d2/32.png) [@campp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/campp)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2011, 1:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/882 "2011-04-21T13:12:25Z")
**I’m a mummy** **Am I unique in wishing zombie threads were disallowed?** ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2011, 1:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/883 "2011-04-21T13:45:09Z")
\*\* Pitch a Bad Idea for a Children’s Book Cheryl Tiegs’ nipples \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2011, 1:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/884 "2011-04-21T13:59:36Z")
\*\* I’m 100% miserable and I don’t know what to do May 21st, the end of the world. \*\* Survive 32 more days, and your problems will be over. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2011, 2:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/885 "2011-04-21T14:33:28Z")
\*\*If an establishment is serving food and drink… What would be the effects if a person were suspended upside down indefinitely. \*\* He’d probably barf up a lot of the food and drink. ---
**Author:** ![Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tapioca_Dextrin)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2011, 2:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/886 "2011-04-21T14:46:04Z")
\*\*I am going to start eating better, dag nabbit. Cheryl Tiegs’ nipples \*\* Not covered in jello, then ☹ ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2011, 4:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/887 "2011-04-21T16:35:28Z")
**Poll: What Name Do You Go By? How many knives do you own?** They call me Slash - and what’s it to ya? ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2011, 5:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/888 "2011-04-21T17:04:20Z")
\*\*Who Will Get The Reconstruction Contracts In Libya? Milwaukee!!! Whoo hoo! \*\* Good. They could use the work. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2011, 6:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/889 "2011-04-21T18:14:48Z")
\*\*So, I just saw Thor… (no unboxed spoilers in OP) . . . and it was all a dream! (spoilers galore)\*\* ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2011, 6:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/890 "2011-04-21T18:20:35Z")
\*\*I am going to start eating better, dag nabbit. Precious naughty language from little kids? \*\* ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2011, 6:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/891 "2011-04-21T18:39:00Z")
\*\*What contaminent is affecting my co-worker an me? Metal Roofing \*\* It’s gotten so bad that it’s affecting my spelling! ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2011, 10:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/892 "2011-04-21T22:15:50Z")
**anyone here have an advanced psychology degree? I’m not dead** Good enough, you’re hired. ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2011, 11:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/893 "2011-04-21T23:16:18Z")
**What do you call these items? A guys worst nightmare** ---
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2011, 3:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/894 "2011-04-22T03:27:54Z")
\*\* A guys worst nightmare Giving up HFCS \*\* I dunno… _my_ worst nightmare involves public humiliation and being unable to run… high-fructose corn syrup just isn’t in the same ballpark. ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2011, 3:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/895 "2011-04-22T03:43:16Z")
**A world without Indian contributions Customer Service Trying Too Hard** 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2011, 3:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/896 "2011-04-22T03:52:32Z")
**A guys worst nightmare I’m not dead** AHHH! Kill her now!\* NOWWW!!!\* **Why do Creationists deny Evolution in face of tons of evidence supporting it? Representation without Taxation** They refuse to admit humans have a common ancestry with apes until the apes pay their taxes! ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2011, 12:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/897 "2011-04-22T12:20:28Z")
\*\*What currently socially unacceptable things will be innocuous in the future? Women: What’s the sexual appeal of being spanked? \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2011, 3:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/898 "2011-04-22T15:37:43Z")
\*\*The Arlo Guthrie concert was great until… Ghost Riders In The Sky \*\* Bad cover, eh? ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2011, 4:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/899 "2011-04-22T16:20:22Z")
\*\*God heals? Question FROM a Christian Who else is working on Good Friday? \*\* Besides God? ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2011, 4:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/900 "2011-04-22T16:50:44Z")
\*\*Okay, so I’m going to have The Talk with my niece. What would you say to her? Squeaky shoes \*\* Yes honey, Nice Girls wear squeaky shoes. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2011, 8:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/901 "2011-04-22T20:00:02Z")
\*\*Would it be wrong to have a stripper perform at my funeral? I’m not dead \*\* In that case, it would only be wrong to have the funeral. One customarily waits until one is dead, even if you can’t enjoy the amenities. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269.md?page=44) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269.md?page=46)