# More Sequential Threads **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [February 5, 2011, 7:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269 "2011-02-05T07:23:36Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 46
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2011, 8:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/902 "2011-04-22T20:04:42Z")
**Need translation into Mongolian fast. What were those things called?** If you want a precise translation we’ll have to know if they’re things, whatchamacallits or gizmos. ---
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2011, 8:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/903 "2011-04-22T20:37:09Z")
\*\*Your iPhone is recording everywhere you go Anyone been to the Falkland Islands? \*\* I’ll check the logs. I’ve been known to sleepwalk. ---
**Author:** ![GESancMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gesancman/32/2923_2.png) [@GESancMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GESancMan)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2011, 3:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/904 "2011-04-23T03:25:44Z")
**Phrases for IT T Shirts I’m amazed by how much technology amazes me My daughter is a geek** Mmm, you’re in the right ballpark, anyway. ---
**Author:** ![EvilTOJ](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ee59a6/32.png) [@EvilTOJ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EvilTOJ)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2011, 7:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/905 "2011-04-23T07:59:44Z")
**If you don’t send jobs overseas you’ll be run out of business. Hah.** Le Jacquelope **Wow, Jaquelope. You are all kinds of nuts!** 😃 ---
**Author:** ![6ImpossibleThingsB4Breakfast](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/6/e19adc/32.png) [@6ImpossibleThingsB4Breakfast](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/6ImpossibleThingsB4Breakfast)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2011, 1:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/906 "2011-04-23T13:42:02Z")
I’m not dead Would it be wrong to have a stripper perform at my funeral? ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2011, 5:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/907 "2011-04-23T17:12:48Z")
**Advice on teaching a children’s class on magic Tell me about chain saws, please** ---
**Author:** ![ultrafilter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/3d9bf3/32.png) [@ultrafilter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ultrafilter)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2011, 8:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/908 "2011-04-23T20:09:30Z")
Tell me about chain saws, please The morality of killing ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2011, 2:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/909 "2011-04-24T14:38:49Z")
**Why is 4/20 a big deal to potheads? The Anti-420 thread - when and why did you quit?** ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2011, 4:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/910 "2011-04-24T16:43:06Z")
**Swallowing an egg whole Overweight in basic training** First, lay off the eggs. Eat more oatmeal and fruit. ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2011, 11:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/911 "2011-04-24T23:14:51Z")
**Lessons learned the hard way Ask the girl who switched to Dvorak keyboard** ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2011, 12:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/912 "2011-04-25T00:48:46Z")
**Lessons learned the hard way Police Blotter** Yeah, I’d rather not have to learn lessons where police are involved. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2011, 12:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/913 "2011-04-25T12:09:06Z")
\*\*Phrases for IT T Shirts I’m not dead \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2011, 2:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/914 "2011-04-25T14:37:04Z")
\*\*What are you doing for Lent? Baby Daddy Drama Rama. \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2011, 2:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/915 "2011-04-25T14:40:38Z")
\*\*Tell me about chain saws, please Poll: How often do you fall down? NOW, With Poll! \*\* How often do you fall down holding a chain saw? Need answer fast! ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2011, 4:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/916 "2011-04-25T16:41:16Z")
**Women -\> Do You Love Nylon Stockings? Tell me about chain saws, please** They can cause a hell of a nasty run. ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2011, 6:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/917 "2011-04-25T18:48:54Z")
\*\*Stupid liberal idea of the day Miscegenation: not in THIS state, mister! \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2011, 8:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/918 "2011-04-25T20:26:45Z")
\*\*Poll: The Royal Wedding; will it be watched by you? Poll: Which side are you on \*\* Cripes, can’t we wait for them to get married and start fantasizing about other people’s undies before choosing up sides? ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2011, 8:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/919 "2011-04-25T20:31:44Z")
**If There Were A Tragic Accident At Westminster Abbey On Royal Wedding Day… Is Curious George a monkey or a chimpanzee?** “Curious George Goes Ape At Royal Wedding, Mauls Newlyweds; Primate Status Debated” ---
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2011, 9:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/920 "2011-04-25T21:02:27Z")
**The Telephone – Old School Phrases for IT T Shirts** _Real_ geeks use VOIP. Unless they’re the type to put that rotary dialling app on their iPhone. ---
**Author:** ![Balance](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ccd318/32.png) [@Balance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Balance)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2011, 9:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/921 "2011-04-25T21:14:07Z")
\*\*Oakminster’s hardon for me Miscegenation: not in THIS state, mister! \*\* So…they’ll have to cross a state line if **SenorBeef** wants the **Oak** en staff? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269.md?page=45) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269.md?page=47)