# More Sequential Threads

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [February 5, 2011, 7:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269 "2011-02-05T07:23:36Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 47

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [April 25, 2011, 9:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/922 "2011-04-25T21:49:38Z")

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**Tell me bad things about Cuba.  
strange man approached my mom**

“Wanna cigar, chica?”

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**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\
**Post date:** [April 26, 2011, 2:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/923 "2011-04-26T02:23:23Z")

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**Way to set an example for the kids, assholes  
My mother just doesn’t get it!**

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**Author:** ![Walther\_Ego](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/8dc957/32.png) [@Walther\_Ego](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Walther_Ego)\
**Post date:** [April 26, 2011, 5:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/924 "2011-04-26T05:14:00Z")

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\*\*Talk about some of the rotten things you did as a kid  
Ask a Wikipedian \*\*

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [April 26, 2011, 4:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/925 "2011-04-26T16:49:37Z")

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**What is a good script for engraving on a leaving gift?  
Things That Drive You Nuts at Work**

That’ll kill the regret factor.

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [April 26, 2011, 6:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/926 "2011-04-26T18:02:23Z")

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\*\*Oakminster’s hardon for me  
My mother just doesn’t get it!  
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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [April 26, 2011, 6:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/927 "2011-04-26T18:17:22Z")

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\*\*Why do _some_ music fans get so angry…  
Donald Trump is now a birther  
\*\*  
I hear some non-music fans get angry at that, too.

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [April 26, 2011, 6:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/928 "2011-04-26T18:33:14Z")

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**Why would a goose want to sleep on wet concrete?  
It’s 1607, the English have landed**

Snorting a beakful of wet concrete is apparently better than LSD.

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [April 26, 2011, 8:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/929 "2011-04-26T20:35:54Z")

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\*\*I want to get my left nut removed  
What are the rates for re-offending for sex offenders?  
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With and without left nuts?

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**Author:** ![GESancMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gesancman/32/2923_2.png) [@GESancMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GESancMan)\
**Post date:** [April 26, 2011, 8:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/930 "2011-04-26T20:53:14Z")

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**31 jokes for nerds  
Help me engineer a solution**

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**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\
**Post date:** [April 26, 2011, 10:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/931 "2011-04-26T22:41:01Z")

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From the front page of msnbc right now:

**Want a US passport?  
Were you circumcised?**

Gotta prove you’re a Real Amurrikin, an’ not one-a those uncircumcised Yurpians!

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [April 27, 2011, 12:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/932 "2011-04-27T12:44:16Z")

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\*\*SETI shut down due to lack of funding

I am flabbergasted. \*\*

Me, too!

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**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\
**Post date:** [April 27, 2011, 1:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/933 "2011-04-27T13:52:59Z")

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\*\*Have any dopers met in real life to beat the shit out of each other?  
Had To Say Goodbye To An Old Friend Today  
Police Blotter \*\*

Well, that’s _one_ way to say goodbye to an old friend. Or, should I say, …“frenemy”?

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [April 27, 2011, 2:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/934 "2011-04-27T14:50:28Z")

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**Obama releases long form birth certificate  
'They’re killing me! They’re killing meeeeee!!!'**

I know the birthers are a pain, but you need to dial down the drama a wee bit, Mr. President.

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**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\
**Post date:** [April 27, 2011, 3:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/935 "2011-04-27T15:57:06Z")

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**I am pregnant!!!  
Doper memes that I wish would just go away**

Now, now, that’s no way to think. We need to keep the population up if we aren’t to be overtaken by /b/tards and birthers.

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [April 27, 2011, 4:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/936 "2011-04-27T16:26:17Z")

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\*\*Which is worse: nausea/vomiting or cramping/diarrhea?

How do MREs taste?\*\*

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**Author:** ![Haunted\_Pasta](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/94ad74/32.png) [@Haunted\_Pasta](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Haunted_Pasta)\
**Post date:** [April 27, 2011, 4:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/937 "2011-04-27T16:34:32Z")

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**"Ethics" education in school may have steered me wrong.  
Did that boy just molest a duck?**

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**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\
**Post date:** [April 27, 2011, 5:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/938 "2011-04-27T17:15:51Z")

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\*\*“Ethics” education in school may have steered me wrong.  
I am pregnant!!! \*\*

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**Author:** ![JohnT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnt/32/15048_2.png) [@JohnT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnT)\
**Post date:** [April 27, 2011, 5:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/939 "2011-04-27T17:58:23Z")

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**Did that boy just molest a duck?  
I saw the damnedst thing at the OTB today**

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [April 27, 2011, 5:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/940 "2011-04-27T17:59:31Z")

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\*\*Do nuke plants have toilets? If they do…  
Dark matter - is it going to come in many flavours, like regular matter?  
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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [April 27, 2011, 7:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/941 "2011-04-27T19:05:28Z")

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\*\* I saw the damnedst thing at the OTB today  
Obama releases long form birth certificate \*\*

Obama’s True Birthcertificate

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