# More Sequential Threads

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [February 5, 2011, 7:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269 "2011-02-05T07:23:36Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 48

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [April 27, 2011, 7:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/942 "2011-04-27T19:10:58Z")

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\*\*America, the second  
Second amendment remedies.  
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**Author:** ![dhkendall](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a9adbd/32.png) [@dhkendall](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dhkendall)\
**Post date:** [April 27, 2011, 7:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/943 "2011-04-27T19:25:03Z")

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**I am flabbergasted.  
I am pregnant!!!**

I am the walrus.

Goo-goo ga-joob

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [April 27, 2011, 8:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/944 "2011-04-27T20:23:05Z")

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\*\* Tips for a college food budget?  
Rainbow vacuum cleaner\*\*

Great idea! Start with the dining hall after supper, it’s amazing what gets dropped.

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**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\
**Post date:** [April 28, 2011, 3:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/945 "2011-04-28T03:47:45Z")

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**Share your good news (please)  
My Christmas lights are still up and shining**

Well, that’s… good. I guess.

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**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\
**Post date:** [April 28, 2011, 4:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/946 "2011-04-28T04:21:10Z")

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**I am pregnant!!!  
Do dopers ever advise people to stay together?**

No, we don’t! Now break up with your boyfriend or husband immediately!

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**Author:** ![EvilTOJ](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ee59a6/32.png) [@EvilTOJ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EvilTOJ)\
**Post date:** [April 28, 2011, 7:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/947 "2011-04-28T07:14:47Z")

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\*\*Ugh. Money to ‘go away’  
I don’t think it’s working \*\*

I don’t think so either. You’ll never be rid of me! NEVER!

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [April 28, 2011, 12:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/948 "2011-04-28T12:27:17Z")

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**Training a horse to fall down  
DUI w/o “D”?**

Good thought - you don’t want to pull a fancy trick and then get busted for RUI\*.

Riding While Intoxicated

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [April 28, 2011, 12:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/949 "2011-04-28T12:35:47Z")

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**Stupid Republican idea of the day  
Merry Fucking Easter!**

Yeah, as a party slogan, this ranks right up there with “Seasons’ Greetings, asshole”.

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**Author:** ![purplehorseshoe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/purplehorseshoe/32/2996_2.png) [@purplehorseshoe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/purplehorseshoe)\
**Post date:** [April 28, 2011, 3:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/950 "2011-04-28T15:52:09Z")

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\*\*Colorado DUI and DMV Questions  
6th Annual SDMB Shot glass Exchange! \*\*

The exchange will not be held in Colorado this year, folks.

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [April 28, 2011, 5:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/951 "2011-04-28T17:01:13Z")

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\*\* Ugh. Money to ‘go away’  
So I guess I’m breaking up with my boyfiend.  
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You’re breaking up with Eddie Money?

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [April 28, 2011, 6:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/952 "2011-04-28T18:22:58Z")

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\*\* Holy Freaking Crap Guys, How Hard is it to Accept People?  
Obama is a Negro\*\*

He _is_? Oh, crap.

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**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\
**Post date:** [April 28, 2011, 6:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/953 "2011-04-28T18:29:47Z")

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\*\*Talk about some of the rotten things you did as a kid  
Did that boy just molest a duck? \*\*

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [April 28, 2011, 6:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/954 "2011-04-28T18:42:22Z")

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\*\*Neighbors burglar alarm has been sounding for a solid week

‘They’re killing me! They’re killing meeeeee!!!’ \*\*

I _knew_ I shouldn’t have got one of those talking alarms!

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [April 28, 2011, 7:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/955 "2011-04-28T19:43:57Z")

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**What Are The Chances A UFO Lands In The USA?  
Anyone care to take a crack at latest “birther” conspiracy?**

It explains a lot, actually. Those ears…

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [April 28, 2011, 7:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/956 "2011-04-28T19:44:40Z")

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\*\*SETI shut down due to lack of funding

‘They’re killing me! They’re killing meeeeee!!!’ \*\*

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [April 28, 2011, 9:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/957 "2011-04-28T21:55:14Z")

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Username/cutoff thread title combo on the front page

\*\*Why the antipathy toward…  
Invisible Chimp \*\*

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**Author:** ![etv78](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/d78d45/32.png) [@etv78](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/etv78)\
**Post date:** [April 29, 2011, 1:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/958 "2011-04-29T01:21:52Z")

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> [@Hypno-Toad](#):
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> \*\*Talk about some of the rotten things you did as a kid  
> Did that boy just molest a duck? \*\*

That’s pretty rotten!

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**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\
**Post date:** [April 29, 2011, 6:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/959 "2011-04-29T06:46:00Z")

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**Royal Wedding Madness  
Did that boy just molest a duck?**

Wow, the Brits are crazy.

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**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\
**Post date:** [April 29, 2011, 3:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/960 "2011-04-29T15:48:43Z")

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**Which natural disaster is most frightening to you?  
men shaving their testicles**

Yikes!

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [April 29, 2011, 4:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/961 "2011-04-29T16:09:54Z")

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\*\*Poll: Guys~Would you spank her?

Women: What’s the sexual appeal of being spanked? \*\*

I’ve been waiting for these two to get together.

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