# More Sequential Threads

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [February 5, 2011, 7:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269 "2011-02-05T07:23:36Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![GESancMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gesancman/32/2923_2.png) [@GESancMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GESancMan)\
**Post date:** [February 12, 2011, 6:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/81 "2011-02-12T18:30:15Z")

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**Argh! Spiders!  
Women, look out!**

How stereotypical.

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**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\
**Post date:** [February 12, 2011, 9:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/82 "2011-02-12T21:50:27Z")

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\*\*Emergency room procedure  
9mm vs .45acp Go! \*\*

“We should never have hired an ex horse doctor for ER duty!”  
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\<off in distance\>\*

“Another broken leg? Darn. _ **BLAM!!** _”

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**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\
**Post date:** [February 12, 2011, 10:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/83 "2011-02-12T22:08:52Z")

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\*\*Why are people so damn stupid?!?  
What If I am Actually right? \*\*

Huh? _Huh?_ Ever think about _that_, smart guy?

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**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\
**Post date:** [February 13, 2011, 6:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/84 "2011-02-13T06:42:31Z")

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**Kiss of death  
Women, look out!**

_\<smooch\>_

“Aieee!”

_\<thud\>_

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**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\
**Post date:** [February 13, 2011, 11:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/85 "2011-02-13T11:31:28Z")

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**Pantiless-spanking-party for okatym  
Kiss of death**

Quick! What was the safeword again?

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**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\
**Post date:** [February 13, 2011, 5:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/86 "2011-02-13T17:15:54Z")

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**You have the munchies, but you’re not hungry; what do you eat?  
Your dinner tonight**

Hey! :mad:

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [February 13, 2011, 6:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/87 "2011-02-13T18:52:44Z")

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**UK Court bans man with low IQ from having sex  
(Legal) sources of that dopey, drowsy feeling?**

Poor guy, now he’ll have to turn to Xanax.

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**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\
**Post date:** [February 14, 2011, 1:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/88 "2011-02-14T01:03:32Z")

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\*\*Wasn’t there something about another Russell Crowe/Aubrey-Maturin movie to be made?  
“The Singing Detective”

Question about strangulation  
Women, look out!\*\*

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [February 14, 2011, 12:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/89 "2011-02-14T12:28:16Z")

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\*\*Why are people so damn stupid?!?

Christian glurge…I think \*\*

Naaah, I don’t think that’s it.

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [February 14, 2011, 12:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/90 "2011-02-14T12:45:08Z")

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\*\*If you’re going to San Francisco

How Much Would Alcatraz Island (Developed) Be Worth? \*\*

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**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\
**Post date:** [February 14, 2011, 2:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/91 "2011-02-14T14:11:20Z")

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\*\*What’s the difference between apple juice and apple cider?  
Recurrence of major health issues… \*\*

You definately get more from one than the other.

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [February 14, 2011, 6:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/92 "2011-02-14T18:34:22Z")

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\*\*Car breaks down on side of road. You call for help. Then what?  
Emergency room procedure  
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Call the Car Doctor NOW!

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**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\
**Post date:** [February 14, 2011, 6:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/93 "2011-02-14T18:55:12Z")

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\*\*Best indestructible puppy toys?  
Poll: 9mm vs .45acp Go! \*\*

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**Author:** ![Mama\_Zappa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/71e660/32.png) [@Mama\_Zappa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mama_Zappa)\
**Post date:** [February 14, 2011, 7:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/94 "2011-02-14T19:52:28Z")

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\*\*A little carelessness nullifies years of experience (Ouch)  
Why are people so damn stupid?!? \*\*

Really… one thread would have done, should we ask the mods to close the dupe? :D.

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**Author:** ![purplehorseshoe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/purplehorseshoe/32/2996_2.png) [@purplehorseshoe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/purplehorseshoe)\
**Post date:** [February 14, 2011, 10:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/95 "2011-02-14T22:16:01Z")

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\*\* Women, look out!  
Crying, man! \*\*

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [February 14, 2011, 11:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/96 "2011-02-14T23:00:43Z")

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**Good strategies for dealing with Histrionic Personality Disorder?  
Pathetic Facebook angst**

Nah, I think you’re just fanning the flames there.

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [February 15, 2011, 12:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/97 "2011-02-15T00:01:10Z")

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**Would producing a birth certificate do any good?  
Are you freaking KIDDING me, or are you that stupid?**

It was more of a rhetorical question…

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**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\
**Post date:** [February 15, 2011, 12:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/98 "2011-02-15T00:21:09Z")

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**Guess Who Has Barack Obama Quaking in His Boots?  
Bill O’Reilly’s pre-Superbowl interview with President Obama**

Yeah, O’Reilly would like to think that.

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**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\
**Post date:** [February 15, 2011, 1:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/99 "2011-02-15T01:01:11Z")

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**Women, look out!  
Ooooh shiny!! (New Danksos)**

Ah, women and shoes.  
\*\* Has anyone noticed a difference after taking fish-oil capsules?  
Emergency room procedure\*\*

I’ll mark that down as “not recommended”, then.  
**Limited to my DVD Collection, what is the best Valentine’s Movie?  
Amazing contortionists**

He: How about _that_ position?"

She: “No!”

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [February 15, 2011, 5:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/100 "2011-02-15T05:19:31Z")

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**My First Client Died  
Teen Burglars Kill Goldfish To "Leave No Witnesses"**

Too bad. But if the law ever catches up to those killer guppies, maybe _they’ll_ hire you.

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