# More Sequential Threads

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [February 5, 2011, 7:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269 "2011-02-05T07:23:36Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 6

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**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\
**Post date:** [February 15, 2011, 10:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/101 "2011-02-15T10:20:21Z")

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**Orgasm, Inc.  
Amazing contortionists**

Well, yeah, you’d think that would be one of their hiring requirements.

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**Author:** ![EvilTOJ](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ee59a6/32.png) [@EvilTOJ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EvilTOJ)\
**Post date:** [February 15, 2011, 2:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/102 "2011-02-15T14:12:16Z")

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**If you rearrange the letters in…  
A Tale of Betrayal**

You get Eatable Fat Royal

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [February 15, 2011, 2:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/103 "2011-02-15T14:12:48Z")

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\*\*Chief Mouser to the Cabinet Office post filled at last

My First Client Died \*\*

He wuz good noms.

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [February 15, 2011, 5:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/104 "2011-02-15T17:44:20Z")

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**Is this rude?  
Mens cologne**

If they can smell you coming before they see you, then you betcha it is.

**"Worst Vacation Ever" Scam  
Sorry, Mr. Opposum ☹**

“I had my tickets booked for “Possum Spring Break”, then I found out it was being held in the middle of I-95.”

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**Author:** ![GESancMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gesancman/32/2923_2.png) [@GESancMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GESancMan)\
**Post date:** [February 15, 2011, 6:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/105 "2011-02-15T18:32:19Z")

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**What’s your favorite source of investment information?  
You think I could make money like this?**

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**Author:** ![GESancMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gesancman/32/2923_2.png) [@GESancMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GESancMan)\
**Post date:** [February 15, 2011, 6:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/106 "2011-02-15T18:33:54Z")

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**Emergency room procedure  
Rich then or poor now?**

No insurance, huh? Ouch.

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**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\
**Post date:** [February 15, 2011, 6:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/107 "2011-02-15T18:44:45Z")

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**Ouija Boards - I used to think it was bull until…  
Fermi’s Paradox and Time Travel.**

You see man, it all ties together…hold on a sec, let me take another hit before continuing…

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**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\
**Post date:** [February 15, 2011, 7:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/108 "2011-02-15T19:09:14Z")

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**Looking for some late Ren early Baroque music- need help  
How many F**k songs do you have? \*\*

Do you have Fogliano’s “Concerto for G-String?”

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**Author:** ![Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tapioca_Dextrin)\
**Post date:** [February 15, 2011, 7:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/109 "2011-02-15T19:24:29Z")

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\*\*What Happened To This (Minor) Celebrity?  
Ronaldo is retiring \*\*

Asked and answered.

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [February 15, 2011, 8:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/110 "2011-02-15T20:15:16Z")

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**Design the worst game level ever  
OJ beaten up in prison**

I love this game!

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**Author:** ![Gedd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gedd/32/4938_2.png) [@Gedd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gedd)\
**Post date:** [February 15, 2011, 9:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/111 "2011-02-15T21:13:23Z")

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\*\*What Strange Things Does You Cat Do?  
Repeating a grade \*\*

Most cats fly right through school

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**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\
**Post date:** [February 15, 2011, 10:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/112 "2011-02-15T22:45:29Z")

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**Lady Gaga’s new single  
What Happened To This (Minor) Celebrity?**

Minor? :dubious:

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**Author:** ![dhkendall](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a9adbd/32.png) [@dhkendall](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dhkendall)\
**Post date:** [February 16, 2011, 5:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/113 "2011-02-16T05:13:19Z")

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\*\*If you rearrange the letters in…  
Sometimes I have a overwhelming desire to…  
ADD dopers, let’s talk medication \*\*

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**Author:** ![GESancMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gesancman/32/2923_2.png) [@GESancMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GESancMan)\
**Post date:** [February 16, 2011, 9:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/114 "2011-02-16T09:32:02Z")

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**RESOLVED: Barack Hussein Obama is an American citizen.  
Lets start some NEW Urban myths…**

Yes, we must keep the nitwits occupied.

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [February 16, 2011, 1:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/115 "2011-02-16T13:31:47Z")

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**Ask the girl who is doing an Intrauterine Insemination  
Stuff you used to get away with at work that would get you fired today**

Well, people got tired of her monopolizing the break room and leaving unlabeled sperm in the refrigerator.

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [February 16, 2011, 4:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/116 "2011-02-16T16:35:03Z")

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[QUOTE=Jackmannii;13472629Well, people got tired of her monopolizing the break room and leaving unlabeled sperm in the refrigerator.[/QUOTE]

As opposed to unlabelled sperm?

\*\*People who look better after age 40  
Joan Rivers has gotten bitter \*\*

Definitely looked better before 40

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**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\
**Post date:** [February 16, 2011, 5:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/117 "2011-02-16T17:12:08Z")

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\*\*What is the most common road kill in your area?  
Adopted children \*\*

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**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\
**Post date:** [February 16, 2011, 6:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/118 "2011-02-16T18:01:41Z")

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**My book has been optioned for a movie  
CNN and the English language**

So, what kind of movie is it? Is it a thriller? A comedy? A love story?

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**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\
**Post date:** [February 16, 2011, 7:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/119 "2011-02-16T19:12:17Z")

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**Stuff you used to get away with at work that would get you fired today  
My First Client Died**

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [February 16, 2011, 7:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/120 "2011-02-16T19:32:18Z")

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**Why does exercise hurt if it’s good for you?  
How common are "death throes?"**

Nonsense, those people are just breaking through the pain barrier.

**Your dinner tonight  
Hollandaise Sauce**

It’s really good if you add lots of Reddi-Wip.

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