# More Sequential Threads

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [February 5, 2011, 7:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269 "2011-02-05T07:23:36Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [February 18, 2011, 2:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/141 "2011-02-18T14:51:01Z")

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\*\* cannot f\*cking STAND…  
The Big Bang Theory 2/17–The Cohabitation Formulation \*\*

So don’t f\*cking watch it.

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [February 18, 2011, 5:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/142 "2011-02-18T17:27:10Z")

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\*\*Dead or alive you are coming with me.

So, my parents are taking my niece and nephews (long, boring)\*\*

Your parents are _Tough_.

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [February 18, 2011, 6:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/143 "2011-02-18T18:22:41Z")

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\*\*What Are the Restrictions on Limiting Collective Bargaining?  
Calling in sick to protest  
\*\*  
Yup. NO ONE does THAT!

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [February 18, 2011, 7:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/144 "2011-02-18T19:21:11Z")

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**Questions on covering up gray hair  
Lady Dopers: Experience with copper IUDs?**

A trifle flashy, but bound to appeal to men wearing tinfoil hats.

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [February 18, 2011, 8:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/145 "2011-02-18T20:54:35Z")

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\*\*Your favorite headlines from Weekly World News

Discuss embarrassing death with spouse in afterlife?  
\*\*

And Use your ESP to Learn to Play Guitar!

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [February 18, 2011, 8:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/146 "2011-02-18T20:57:33Z")

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\*\*I put my wife in jail today.

Stuff you can get away with at work now that would have gotten you fired in the old days \*\*

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [February 18, 2011, 9:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/147 "2011-02-18T21:58:57Z")

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\*\*It’s hard to turn down a job right now, but…

Something grabbed ahold of my hand! \*\*

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [February 18, 2011, 11:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/148 "2011-02-18T23:50:12Z")

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\*\* Your favorite headlines from Weekly World News

Student Can’t Come To Class - Having Gold Bladder Removed

\*\*

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [February 18, 2011, 11:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/149 "2011-02-18T23:53:42Z")

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**Please explain this anonymous note?  
How did you know the circumstances of your child’s conception?**

“Uh…honey?”

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [February 19, 2011, 3:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/150 "2011-02-19T03:54:05Z")

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**(Non-Mormon) Christians converting to Mormonism  
What if Satan said… "I’m Sorry"**

No problem. I hear they’ve already baptized him just in case.

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**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\
**Post date:** [February 19, 2011, 7:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/151 "2011-02-19T07:03:25Z")

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**I cannot f\*cking STAND…  
Adopted children**

How are you with the natural-born ones?

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [February 19, 2011, 4:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/152 "2011-02-19T16:52:36Z")

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**I unhappily report that I am right about obesity and diet (Very long)  
That’s dumb, Mr. President.**

Yeah, we’ve got two wars going, the national debt’s exploding, and here’s some skinny guy giving long speeches about how to lose weight.

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**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\
**Post date:** [February 19, 2011, 6:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/153 "2011-02-19T18:52:28Z")

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**As I drank coffee, a man was quickly mangled to death  
He needs to get the fuck outta here already!**

No kidding!

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**Author:** ![Superhal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b4bc9f/32.png) [@Superhal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Superhal)\
**Post date:** [February 19, 2011, 10:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/154 "2011-02-19T22:19:04Z")

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\*\*   
Do you have an irrational prejudice against anyone in the film industry?  
He-Man makes no sense.\*\*

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [February 19, 2011, 10:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/155 "2011-02-19T22:37:37Z")

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**Unintentionally Overhearing Weird Conversations  
Kim Jong Il, this is a new low!**

Now _there’s_ someone whose marital problems I don’t want to hear about.

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**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\
**Post date:** [February 20, 2011, 12:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/156 "2011-02-20T00:27:17Z")

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**Say what you mean  
I’m talking to the dope and it feels weird.  
What makes “smart people” socially awkward?**

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**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\
**Post date:** [February 20, 2011, 1:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/157 "2011-02-20T01:26:46Z")

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**WTF is wrong with you, conservative America?!?  
Brainglutton**

It’s all his fault!

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Our goldfish committed suicide!  
Something grabbed ahold of my hand!\*\*

Ghost fish! :eek:

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**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\
**Post date:** [February 20, 2011, 1:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/158 "2011-02-20T01:40:08Z")

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> [@Der\_Trihs](#):
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> **WTF is wrong with you, conservative America?!?  
> Brainglutton**
> 
> It’s all his fault!

And now…

\*\*I Pit a Candy Thief  
Brainglutton \*\*

The man has no shame.

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**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\
**Post date:** [February 20, 2011, 2:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/159 "2011-02-20T02:16:58Z")

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\*\*What is Diogenes the Cynic’s Condition Called  
Brainglutton \*\*

That sounds pretty horrifying! Is it terminal?!

I’ve been waiting for this one…

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [February 20, 2011, 3:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/160 "2011-02-20T03:48:12Z")

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**Question for older posters regarding feelings of mortality  
How do you make a new friend as an adult?**

Quickly.

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