# More Sequential Threads **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [February 5, 2011, 7:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269 "2011-02-05T07:23:36Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 9
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2011, 3:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/161 "2011-02-20T03:52:13Z")
**Stylists: Will this screw up my hair? That’s dumb, Mr. President.** No, it won’t screw up your hair, but becoming a bleached blond will _not_ do wonders for your gravitas. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2011, 4:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/162 "2011-02-20T04:23:12Z")
**The secret to getting laid Something grabbed ahold of my hand!** It’s a start. ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2011, 5:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/163 "2011-02-20T05:58:08Z")
\*\*Sticky: Real Life Meetings of Members I’m talking to the dope and it feels weird. What makes “smart people” socially awkward? \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2011, 6:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/164 "2011-02-20T06:23:07Z")
\*\*What is the correct way to respond when your dad calls you a slut? wanting a tattoo \*\* Yeah! Might as well take that whole youth rebellion thing the whole way. ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2011, 8:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/165 "2011-02-20T08:24:17Z")
**I predict no more Arab/Muslim regime changes this year Libya too?!** Yes. No regime change there either. **Fermi’s Paradox and Time Travel. Future Shock** ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2011, 10:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/166 "2011-02-20T10:40:35Z")
\*\*I’m nearly the owner of a new Prius The secret to getting laid \*\* Hardly. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2011, 5:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/167 "2011-02-20T17:10:46Z")
**I unhappily report that I am right about obesity and diet (Very long) I’m worried about my kitty ☹** As long as she can still drag herself over to the litter box, she can be as fat as she wants. ---
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2011, 5:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/168 "2011-02-20T17:50:57Z")
Right off the top from MPSIMS: \*\*As I drank coffee, a man was quickly mangled to death I do not remember the last 60 or so minutes before closing time last night. I’m not normal… I missed getting shot in the head by six inches. Stuff you used to get away with at work that would get you fired today \*\* That must have been quite a job, back in the old days. We just had Sunshine Girl pinups and loud rock music. ---
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2011, 6:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/169 "2011-02-20T18:18:42Z")
**Bike vs. Car My cat is lost** Uh-oh. ---
**Author:** ![Harmonious\_Discord](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/74df32/32.png) [@Harmonious\_Discord](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Harmonious_Discord)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2011, 8:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/170 "2011-02-20T20:16:38Z")
**The secret to getting laid I do not remember the last 60 or so minutes before closing time last night.** ---
**Author:** ![koeeoaddi](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/koeeoaddi/32/408_2.png) [@koeeoaddi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/koeeoaddi)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2011, 9:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/171 "2011-02-20T21:04:46Z")
\*\*High winds, high as kite horses, high anxiety What’s The Closest You’ve Ever Been To Death? \*\* and seconds later: \*\*What’s The Closest You’ve Ever Been To Death? I do not remember the last 60 or so minutes before closing time last night. \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2011, 10:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/172 "2011-02-20T22:37:43Z")
**quality of water and food in 1855 Reasons for eating organic food** ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2011, 12:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/173 "2011-02-21T00:25:36Z")
\*\*Typing this from bed! Stuff you used to get away with at work that would get you fired today \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Harmonious\_Discord](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/74df32/32.png) [@Harmonious\_Discord](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Harmonious_Discord)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2011, 1:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/174 "2011-02-21T01:03:36Z")
**As I drank coffee, a man was quickly mangled to death Funny misreadings of postings** Funny at first I read that as mangled. Oh wait. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2011, 1:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/175 "2011-02-21T01:15:57Z")
\*\*Gorillas shed pounds by doubling calories Let’s help some animals! \*\* He’s still not getting my milkshake. ---
**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2011, 3:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/176 "2011-02-21T03:30:44Z")
**I have spoiled kitties Typing this from bed! My doggy is sick. ☹** First they poisoned you…then they poisoned the dog…things look bad. ---
**Author:** ![dhkendall](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a9adbd/32.png) [@dhkendall](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dhkendall)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2011, 4:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/177 "2011-02-21T04:33:43Z")
> [@Harmonious\_Discord](#): > > **As I drank coffee, a man was quickly mangled to death > Funny misreadings of postings** > > Funny at first I read that as mangled. Oh wait. Heh, funny thing was I actually did misread the first thread title at first (read "strangled, not “mangled” - I think it’s the same difference though) before I opened the thread. ---
**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2011, 7:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/178 "2011-02-21T07:10:25Z")
**What Strange Things Does You Cat Do? The secret to getting laid** The _real_ explanation for cat ladies, eh? ---
**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2011, 10:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/179 "2011-02-21T10:55:19Z")
**I bet I’ll go through all of 2011 without getting a girlfriend too Typing this from bed! The secret to getting laid** Well for one, getting out of bed and _finding_ a girlfriend instead of complaining about not having one might help. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2011, 2:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/180 "2011-02-21T14:05:56Z")
\*\* Stuff you can get away with at work now that would have gotten you fired in the old days Say what you mean\*\* No, that’ll still get you fired. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269.md?page=8) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269.md?page=10)