# More Staff Reports from Moi

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-staff-reports-from-moi/58559>\
**Category:** Cecil's Columns/Staff Reports\
**Created:** [March 19, 2001, 6:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-staff-reports-from-moi/58559 "2001-03-19T06:20:02Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 12\
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**Author:** ![samclem](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a9a28c/32.png) [@samclem](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/samclem)\
**Post date:** [March 22, 2001, 2:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-staff-reports-from-moi/58559/21 "2001-03-22T02:12:53Z")

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“Salmon farmers have to add special additives to their fish chow so that their product looks like salmon instead of cod.”

Shouldn’t they have to put this on the package when I buy farm-raised salmon? i.e. ingredients: salmon, orange-dye #6

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**Author:** ![Duck\_Duck\_Goose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/50afbb/32.png) [@Duck\_Duck\_Goose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Duck_Duck_Goose)\
**Post date:** [March 22, 2001, 2:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-staff-reports-from-moi/58559/22 "2001-03-22T14:37:27Z")

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Probably not, the same way that beef that comes from cows who have been given hormones or antibiotics doesn’t have to be labeled as such.

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**Author:** ![RM\_Mentock](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e274bd/32.png) [@RM\_Mentock](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RM_Mentock)\
**Post date:** [March 22, 2001, 3:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-staff-reports-from-moi/58559/23 "2001-03-22T15:26:41Z")

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Are there really cabbits?

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**Author:** ![Irishman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/b487fb/32.png) [@Irishman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Irishman)\
**Post date:** [March 22, 2001, 8:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-staff-reports-from-moi/58559/24 "2001-03-22T20:34:05Z")

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samclem asked:

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> Shouldn’t they have to put this on the package when I buy farm-raised salmon? i.e. ingredients: salmon, orange-dye #6

No. First, the “special additives” consist of concentrates of the natural food stuffs that cause them to have the pink color as opposed to being white. Second, they are not adding anything to the fish during processing. The addition is to the fish’s diet, which is a different issue. If they dumped dye onto the fish, that would probably need to be listed somewhere, but just feeding it extract of crustacean is not the same thing.

Ducky, I’ve always been impressed with your sheer thoroughness in your responses, and the stamina to hunt up dozens of references to make a point.

RM, are you asking that as a question, or suggesting it to JillGat?

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**Author:** ![RM\_Mentock](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e274bd/32.png) [@RM\_Mentock](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RM_Mentock)\
**Post date:** [March 22, 2001, 9:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-staff-reports-from-moi/58559/25 "2001-03-22T21:08:14Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Irishman \*  
> \*\*RM, are you asking that as a question, or suggesting it to JillGat? \*\*

Sorta suggesting. I know it’s in the que somewhere, unless Dex sat on it. Far be it from me to be OT.

Hi Jill

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**Author:** ![chipuni](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/5f9b8f/32.png) [@chipuni](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chipuni)\
**Post date:** [March 23, 2001, 12:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-staff-reports-from-moi/58559/26 "2001-03-23T00:39:04Z")

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A Web search finds an interesting references…

Well, the word ‘pickaninny’ appears in Ambrose Bierce’s  
Devil’s Dictionary (1911):

PICKANINNY, n. The young of the Procyanthropos, or Americanus dominans. It is small, black and charged with political fatalities.

[http://ecco.bsee.swin.edu.au/text/ddict/PICKANINNY.html](http://ecco.bsee.swin.edu.au/text/ddict/PICKANINNY.html)  
…but that’s not the answer that you’re looking for.

The American Heritage Dictionary of the English Language  
makes finding the answer too easy:

**pickaninny**

SYLLABICATION: pick·a·nin·ny

NOUN : Offensive Inflected forms: pl. ?nies  
Used as a disparaging term for a young Black child.

ETYMOLOGY: Possibly from Spanish pequeño, small, + niño, child, or from Portuguese pequenino diminutive of pequeno, small.

[http://www.bartleby.org/61/61/P0286100.html](http://www.bartleby.org/61/61/P0286100.html)  
And, yeah… trust me. It’s offensive.

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**Author:** ![chipuni](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/5f9b8f/32.png) [@chipuni](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chipuni)\
**Post date:** [March 23, 2001, 12:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-staff-reports-from-moi/58559/27 "2001-03-23T00:51:52Z")

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There’s a few web pages with more than enough information about Mexican Jumping Beans…

…and more than a bunch that seem dedicated to selling them. I don’t think that we’re -that- interested in them…

[http://daphne.palomar.edu/wayne/plaug97.htm](http://daphne.palomar.edu/wayne/plaug97.htm)  
[http://www.backstreet.demon.co.uk/oddstuff/jumping\_beans/jumping\_beans.htm](http://www.backstreet.demon.co.uk/oddstuff/jumping_beans/jumping_beans.htm)  
[http://www.mexconnect.com/mex\_/mexfact/mexfactjumpingbeans.html](http://www.mexconnect.com/mex_/mexfact/mexfactjumpingbeans.html)

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**Author:** ![chipuni](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/5f9b8f/32.png) [@chipuni](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chipuni)\
**Post date:** [March 23, 2001, 12:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-staff-reports-from-moi/58559/28 "2001-03-23T00:58:49Z")

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> Pennies on the track (I even have a picture), \<i\>la cucaracha\</i\> (with its millions of verses), pickaninny (which wasn’t originally racist) and jumping beans are easy. I just haven’t taken the time to write them up in my charming style. I got all the stuff, though. The flamingo one is actually way more complicated, just because I have dozens of stories I want to add. And stop trying to answer the questions here, dammit.

Eeeeep! Me stop, now!

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**Author:** ![JillGat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/9fc29f/32.png) [@JillGat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JillGat)\
**Post date:** [March 24, 2001, 6:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-staff-reports-from-moi/58559/29 "2001-03-24T06:03:38Z")

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I didn’t ask you people to fucking _research_ the answers to these questions. I already have them. I just need encouragement to _write them up_. Now you’ll take credit for my answers.

And anyone who thinks “pickaninny/pickney” is offensive hasn’t spent any time in Jamaica. Me 'ave two pickney dem.

Now stop it I say. I’m sorry I brought it up.

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**Author:** ![JillGat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/9fc29f/32.png) [@JillGat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JillGat)\
**Post date:** [March 25, 2001, 4:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-staff-reports-from-moi/58559/30 "2001-03-25T16:54:20Z")

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Sorry… if I used smilies, I’d have put one in there!

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**Author:** ![system](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/original/2X/e/e489c3b7d8fce19c4b355dd4fc3f88cc39c34b87.png) [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)\
**Post date:** [March 27, 2001, 10:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-staff-reports-from-moi/58559/31 "2001-03-27T22:37:38Z")

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> \*Originally posted by JillGat \*  
> And anyone who thinks “pickaninny/pickney” is offensive hasn’t spent any time in Jamaica. Me 'ave two pickney dem.

But then that’s not English, it’s Jamacain Patois/Creole, a seperate dialect/language.

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**Author:** ![domina](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/96bed5/32.png) [@domina](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/domina)\
**Post date:** [March 28, 2001, 5:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-staff-reports-from-moi/58559/32 "2001-03-28T05:42:53Z")

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I’m interested in the surfing one. Of course, I’m a Californian, so it’s my patriotic duty to vote for it.

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