# More strange tattoos

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-strange-tattoos/514120>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [October 17, 2009, 4:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-strange-tattoos/514120 "2009-10-17T04:04:26Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 15\
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**Author:** ![Unintentionally\_Blank](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/unintentionally_blank/32/5418_2.png) [@Unintentionally\_Blank](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Unintentionally_Blank)\
**Post date:** [October 17, 2009, 11:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-strange-tattoos/514120/21 "2009-10-17T23:37:52Z")

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nacho cheese.

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**Author:** ![lissener](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lissener/32/6139_2.png) [@lissener](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lissener)\
**Post date:** [October 17, 2009, 11:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-strange-tattoos/514120/22 "2009-10-17T23:47:34Z")

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Wow. Um, that’s dumm.

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**Author:** ![Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/malleus_incus_stapes/32/3293_2.png) [@Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malleus_Incus_Stapes)\
**Post date:** [October 18, 2009, 12:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-strange-tattoos/514120/23 "2009-10-18T00:06:46Z")

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> [@Zsofia](#):
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> Is the tarantula a real tattoo? It looks too amazingly good to me.

Seconded. It doesn’t look like a tattoo. It looks like he’s got his pet tarantula on his shoulder.

If it _is_ a tattoo, the artist deserves to be making lots of money.

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**Author:** ![Sir\_T-Cups](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ed655f/32.png) [@Sir\_T-Cups](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sir_T-Cups)\
**Post date:** [October 18, 2009, 12:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-strange-tattoos/514120/24 "2009-10-18T00:29:38Z")

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I audibly gasped at the spider. SO friggen real…  
What was written on the guys back in all the fancy lettering? Anything specific?

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**Author:** ![Marlitharn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/779978/32.png) [@Marlitharn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marlitharn)\
**Post date:** [October 18, 2009, 12:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-strange-tattoos/514120/25 "2009-10-18T00:51:29Z")

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“Make me a taco” made me giggle. There’s something randomly delightful about a dinosaur in a sombrero.

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**Author:** ![Boyo\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)\
**Post date:** [October 18, 2009, 12:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-strange-tattoos/514120/26 "2009-10-18T00:52:15Z")

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> [@Sir\_T-Cups](#):
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> I audibly gasped at the spider. SO friggen real…  
> What was written on the guys back in all the fancy lettering? Anything specific?

This bottom line is probably, “Continued on the next back”.

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**Author:** ![ladyfoxfyre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ad7895/32.png) [@ladyfoxfyre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ladyfoxfyre)\
**Post date:** [October 18, 2009, 3:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-strange-tattoos/514120/27 "2009-10-18T03:20:09Z")

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Dinosaur Jesus was hilarious, but my favorite was the Very Hungry Caterpillar. Somebody in the comments section says it is fake though, disappointing as the coloring on that is dead on. Tarantula is a true piece of art, the gruesome geisha is bizarre and disturbing but also well executed.

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**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\
**Post date:** [October 18, 2009, 4:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-strange-tattoos/514120/28 "2009-10-18T04:08:54Z")

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> [@](#):
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> What was written on the guys back in all the fancy lettering? Anything specific?

USMC  
We are  
trained, pushed & tested…  
In SWEAT…  
In BLOOD…  
'Till all that is left is  
HONOR, COURAGE  
& COMMITMENT  
to a BROTHERHOOD  
& a FREEDOM  
that no man  
can take away from us.  
Through PAIN  
our STRENGTH  
grows and BATTLE  
our GLORY rises.  
BORN, BRED  
for the dogs of WAR…  
We are

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**Author:** ![Larry\_Mudd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f14d63/32.png) [@Larry\_Mudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Mudd)\
**Post date:** [October 18, 2009, 3:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-strange-tattoos/514120/29 "2009-10-18T15:30:34Z")

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> [@Little\_Nemo](#):
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> And if we were making a list of the ten worst tattoos in the world, PUNK’S NOT DEAD would be on it.

That’s just _begging_ the M.E. to finish it in ball-point: “YES, HE IS.”

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**Author:** ![dangermom](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e274bd/32.png) [@dangermom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dangermom)\
**Post date:** [October 18, 2009, 6:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-strange-tattoos/514120/30 "2009-10-18T18:04:59Z")

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I’m sensing a taco theme.

Some of these are so random, _why_ would anyone want Wilford Brimley or a taco permanently inked into their skin??

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**Author:** ![Unintentionally\_Blank](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/unintentionally_blank/32/5418_2.png) [@Unintentionally\_Blank](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Unintentionally_Blank)\
**Post date:** [October 18, 2009, 6:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-strange-tattoos/514120/31 "2009-10-18T18:10:14Z")

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> [@dangermom](#):
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> Some of these are so random, _why_ would anyone want Wilford Brimley or a taco permanently inked into their skin??

Obviously because they didn’t think their skin could contain the awesome of Chuck Norris! Wilford Brimley is a containable amount of awesome.

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**Author:** ![AskNott](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/asknott/32/5790_2.png) [@AskNott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AskNott)\
**Post date:** [October 19, 2009, 8:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-strange-tattoos/514120/32 "2009-10-19T20:28:23Z")

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It took me a minute to figure out **What Would Evel Kneivel Do?**

Note to everybody: If you’re going to cover your whole back in free verse, use a font that isn’t hard to read. Sheesh!

The Wilford Brimley tat made me wonder if it looked like somebody else before the guy’s belly got that big.

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**Author:** ![Eyebrows\_0f\_Doom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eyebrows_0f_doom/32/3119_2.png) [@Eyebrows\_0f\_Doom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eyebrows_0f_Doom)\
**Post date:** [October 19, 2009, 9:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-strange-tattoos/514120/33 "2009-10-19T21:35:55Z")

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> [@Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](#):
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> Seconded. It doesn’t look like a tattoo. It looks like he’s got his pet tarantula on his shoulder.
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> If it _is_ a tattoo, the artist deserves to be making lots of money.

No, it’s definitely a tattoo. You can see the light reflecting off his chest that shows it’s a flat image. It’s extremely well done though.

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**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\
**Post date:** [November 6, 2009, 7:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-strange-tattoos/514120/34 "2009-11-06T07:02:44Z")

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A [new one](http://www.i-am-bored.com/bored_link.cfm?link_id=44796) posted that shows some creativity and dry wit.

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**Author:** ![Larry\_Mudd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f14d63/32.png) [@Larry\_Mudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Mudd)\
**Post date:** [November 6, 2009, 7:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-strange-tattoos/514120/35 "2009-11-06T07:14:35Z")

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> [@Little\_Nemo](#):
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> A [new one](http://www.i-am-bored.com/bored_link.cfm?link_id=44796) posted that shows some creativity and dry wit.

Ooh, that’s a bit harsh, that.

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