# More things you wouldn't admit in real life

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-things-you-wouldnt-admit-in-real-life/29894>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [August 18, 2000, 7:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-things-you-wouldnt-admit-in-real-life/29894 "2000-08-18T19:26:50Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![ThisYearsGirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/73ab20/32.png) [@ThisYearsGirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ThisYearsGirl)\
**Post date:** [August 19, 2000, 2:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-things-you-wouldnt-admit-in-real-life/29894/21 "2000-08-19T02:51:23Z")

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I love Archie comics.  
I think Matchbook 20 is a damn good band. Also, The Cardigans are very underrated.  
First orgasm I have had, I was thinking about Johnny Rotten.

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**Author:** ![Falcon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/49beb7/32.png) [@Falcon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Falcon)\
**Post date:** [August 19, 2000, 3:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-things-you-wouldnt-admit-in-real-life/29894/22 "2000-08-19T03:37:33Z")

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Techie…I used to be HOOKED on DOTL with my mom. She’d record it, and I’d come home from school and wait it and “Another World” with her. 🙂

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**Author:** ![Gunslinger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/4491bb/32.png) [@Gunslinger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gunslinger)\
**Post date:** [August 19, 2000, 3:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-things-you-wouldnt-admit-in-real-life/29894/23 "2000-08-19T03:48:16Z")

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I can’t tell. the stuate of limitations isn’t up yet.

> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by andygirl \*  
> \*\*Sometimes I think that boys are cute. But every male I’ve ever found attractive is gay… so… I suppose that’s cosmic balance?
> 
> andygirl \*\*

I’m cute and straight.

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**Author:** ![dropzone](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dropzone/32/7515_2.png) [@dropzone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dropzone)\
**Post date:** [August 19, 2000, 4:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-things-you-wouldnt-admit-in-real-life/29894/24 "2000-08-19T04:41:48Z")

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Admit to you people? I don’t think there’s much I haven’t already, at least of the stuff I’d admit to ANYBODY, living or dead, real or virtual. I’ll have to think about it some.

. . . Later . . .

Nope. Can’t think of anything. I have some wierd likes and dislikes but I’m happy to get defensive about them anytime with anybody.

**Techchick68** said:

> [@](#):
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> \< offers her body to Portnoy to chew on \>

(heavy, heartbroken sigh)

**TC** , why can’t you ever talk to me like that? Could it be because I’m bossy and we keep arguing?

(another sigh, heavier than the first)

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**Author:** ![techchick68](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ea5d25/32.png) [@techchick68](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/techchick68)\
**Post date:** [August 19, 2000, 4:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-things-you-wouldnt-admit-in-real-life/29894/25 "2000-08-19T04:53:39Z")

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drop,

Portnoy is my SD dream man…that’s why \< hehe \>

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**Author:** ![dropzone](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dropzone/32/7515_2.png) [@dropzone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dropzone)\
**Post date:** [August 19, 2000, 5:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-things-you-wouldnt-admit-in-real-life/29894/26 "2000-08-19T05:00:06Z")

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> \*Originally posted by techchick68 \*  
> \*\*drop,
> 
> Portnoy is my SD dream man…that’s why \< hehe \> \*\*

And you’re [sub]one of[/sub] my [sub]many[/sub] SD dream woman [sub]women[/sub].

:: dropzone catches himself quickly ::

But that’s almost an admission and I have already said I have nothing to admit.

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**Author:** ![Scotticher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9c0ed/32.png) [@Scotticher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scotticher)\
**Post date:** [August 19, 2000, 5:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-things-you-wouldnt-admit-in-real-life/29894/27 "2000-08-19T05:08:26Z")

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Honey my favorite drop baby-

That sounded suspiciously like flirting, my love.

Are we back to normal, or did you just forget yourself for a moment?

Scotti the Noodge (I don’t know how to spell that, but you get the general idea, dontcha?)

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**Author:** ![dropzone](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dropzone/32/7515_2.png) [@dropzone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dropzone)\
**Post date:** [August 19, 2000, 5:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-things-you-wouldnt-admit-in-real-life/29894/28 "2000-08-19T05:28:06Z")

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(Oh, God! It’s Scotti! She’s gonna have my ass for flirting with another woman!)

**Scotti**! My, you are looking simply LOVELY tonight! Have you done something new with your hair?

:: drop searches quickly for an exit ::

And is that a new perfume? No? Just the smell of a beautiful woman in the prime of life? Well, it is intoxicating!

:: he finds an exit. now for a diversion ::

My, look at Portnoy and Techchick go at it.

(Hah! First thing in the morning I’ll drive to Wisconsin and stay there until things cool off.)

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**Author:** ![Scotticher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9c0ed/32.png) [@Scotticher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scotticher)\
**Post date:** [August 19, 2000, 5:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-things-you-wouldnt-admit-in-real-life/29894/29 "2000-08-19T05:53:57Z")

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Drop, my love-

No need to flee love, for one thing, I am a lover-not a fighter. For another, I live in WA state, and am so far from you that **if** I were to be cross with you, by the time I got to where you are, I would no longer be angry. I have never stayed angry for longer than a few hours. I have never learned the fine art of bearing a grudge. (Thank you, God!)

Besides, all I was wanting to know was whether you were back into flirting mode, or not. I was just thinking that maybe I should email you to see if I should back off, so as not to get you into trouble with your SO-I so don’t want your lovely wife to get upset because I enjoy flirting with my oh so sweet and sexy dropzone baby.

You and I realize that I am extremely harmless, but maybe she won’t see it that way. And I care about you enough to want to prevent marital discord. [sub]what a sap I am![/sub]

Anyway, flirt with others all you want. Flirt to your heart’s content. I will just sit over in this corner and cry, and learn to be a wallflower because my main man prefers to flirt with other wimmen. Not that there is anything **WRONG** with that! 😃

Scotti

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**Author:** ![Monster104](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c6cbf5/32.png) [@Monster104](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monster104)\
**Post date:** [August 19, 2000, 6:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-things-you-wouldnt-admit-in-real-life/29894/30 "2000-08-19T06:02:48Z")

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Scotti, is it alright if dropzone flirts with other _guys_?

[flirt]Oh, and Scotti…Howya doing?[/flirt]

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**Author:** ![Scotticher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9c0ed/32.png) [@Scotticher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scotticher)\
**Post date:** [August 19, 2000, 6:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-things-you-wouldnt-admit-in-real-life/29894/31 "2000-08-19T06:33:25Z")

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Sweetheart, my main MonsterMan-

Didn’t I just say that he can flirt with whomever he chooses?

After all, I do not have the right to limit the man in any way shape or form.

However, I do have to say that I have never seen the slightest indication that my dropzone baby is interested in men. Not that there is anything WRONG with being interested in men, you understand, I like them myself.

So, how YOU doin’, Monster baby?

Scotti

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**Author:** ![DRY](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a87d85/32.png) [@DRY](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DRY)\
**Post date:** [August 19, 2000, 8:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-things-you-wouldnt-admit-in-real-life/29894/32 "2000-08-19T08:29:06Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Scotticher \*  
> \*\*I will just sit over in this corner and cry, and learn to be a wallflower because my main man prefers to flirt with other wimmen.  
> \*\*

Sorry, but the one true claim to being your main man belongs to _ **ME** _. And I’ve got the e-mails to prove it! 😃 😛 :eek:

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**Author:** ![Geek\_Mecha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/ecae2f/32.png) [@Geek\_Mecha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Geek_Mecha)\
**Post date:** [August 19, 2000, 11:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-things-you-wouldnt-admit-in-real-life/29894/33 "2000-08-19T11:58:23Z")

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I’d love to post something here, but enilorac and KKBattousai know me quite well IRL (almost too well 😉 ), and I’d never get any peace from them.

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**Author:** ![Sealemon88](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c68b51/32.png) [@Sealemon88](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sealemon88)\
**Post date:** [August 19, 2000, 12:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-things-you-wouldnt-admit-in-real-life/29894/34 "2000-08-19T12:42:20Z")

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I like the song Larger Than Life, by the Backstreet Boys (Or is it N’Synch?).

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [August 19, 2000, 12:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-things-you-wouldnt-admit-in-real-life/29894/35 "2000-08-19T12:47:23Z")

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I too am hooked on DOOL. Have been for 20  
years. My two questions right now are:

What’s going to happen when Abe & Brandon  
find out they are father and son.

What if Nicole is pregnant? She’s only  
sleep with her husband the very annoying  
Lucas, her ex-fiance the hunky Eric, and  
sleeze Rex.

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**Author:** ![eyor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/58956e/32.png) [@eyor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eyor)\
**Post date:** [August 19, 2000, 12:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-things-you-wouldnt-admit-in-real-life/29894/36 "2000-08-19T12:54:42Z")

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okay, I’ll admit…I enjoy chewing on women!  
**Waits Eagerly!** 😃

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**Author:** ![Ruffian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/71e660/32.png) [@Ruffian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ruffian)\
**Post date:** [August 19, 2000, 4:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-things-you-wouldnt-admit-in-real-life/29894/37 "2000-08-19T16:05:38Z")

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Huh…you know, I really can’t think of anything I wouldn’t and/or haven’t admitted in real life. Oh, sure, I have my share of dorky things, but I have no problem sharing them.

Boy am I boring.

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**Author:** ![techchick68](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ea5d25/32.png) [@techchick68](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/techchick68)\
**Post date:** [August 19, 2000, 4:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-things-you-wouldnt-admit-in-real-life/29894/38 "2000-08-19T16:11:47Z")

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Ah come on Ruffian, there’s got to be _something_ that you can tell us that you wouldn’t discuss in real life!!

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Boy, a ton of DOOL fans here! I guess I am not that strange unless…

Oh and I rather enjoy _The Price Is Right_ as well.

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drop – sorry hun, maybe I can ammend that to “one of my SD Dream Men” 😉

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**Author:** ![Ruffian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/71e660/32.png) [@Ruffian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ruffian)\
**Post date:** [August 19, 2000, 4:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-things-you-wouldnt-admit-in-real-life/29894/39 "2000-08-19T16:14:31Z")

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Well TC, there are things that I wouldn’t admit to here _or_ IRL…but being that that is the case, I won’t spill. So once again…boy am I boring.

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**Author:** ![Scotticher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9c0ed/32.png) [@Scotticher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scotticher)\
**Post date:** [August 19, 2000, 4:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-things-you-wouldnt-admit-in-real-life/29894/40 "2000-08-19T16:42:56Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by DRY \*  
> \*\* Sorry, but the one true claim to being your main man belongs to _ **ME** _. And I’ve got the e-mails to prove it! 😃 😛 :eek: \*\*

```
    Uh Oh...I'm BUSTED!:o

```

Get out the handcuffs, I promise I’ll go quietly.

(Hey, monster and drop - either of you know how to bake a cake with a file in it?)

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