# More Threads Most Likely to be Closed **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [May 6, 2003, 11:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-threads-most-likely-to-be-closed/173544 "2003-05-06T23:31:18Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2003, 11:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-threads-most-likely-to-be-closed/173544/1 "2003-05-06T23:31:18Z")
Yeah, it’s that time again! I think this is the third incarnation of this topic I’ve started. I love this one! -Click Here for Naked Pictures of the Pope! -How do I set up a web cam to show my neighbor getting dressed? -So last night I went munging -Ask the Child Pornographer -Who’s up for some grave robbin’! ---
**Author:** ![Marley23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2003, 11:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-threads-most-likely-to-be-closed/173544/2 "2003-05-06T23:36:26Z")
-Let’s Swap Some Files - and tell everybody else exactly how to do it! ---
**Author:** ![samarm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/4da419/32.png) [@samarm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/samarm)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2003, 11:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-threads-most-likely-to-be-closed/173544/3 "2003-05-06T23:41:22Z")
My local head shop sucks! (bong related) Here is my detailed step-by-step plan to overthrow the government Quick! I’m sitting my exam and using my wireless palmtop - help needed!!! ---
**Author:** ![samarm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/4da419/32.png) [@samarm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/samarm)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2003, 11:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-threads-most-likely-to-be-closed/173544/4 "2003-05-06T23:44:53Z")
I need to cheat the drugs test at work - any ideas? Phone phreaking: Make free long distance calls! ---
**Author:** ![The\_Man\_With\_The\_Golden\_Gun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/dc4da7/32.png) [@The\_Man\_With\_The\_Golden\_Gun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Man_With_The_Golden_Gun)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2003, 11:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-threads-most-likely-to-be-closed/173544/5 "2003-05-06T23:45:21Z")
HE10 FAG0R7S 1 @M SUP3R L337 H@XOR!!!11 Ask Fred Phelps hI i Am NeW hErE wHaTz Up??? The gay-bashing thread What’s your favorite straw to felch with? ---
**Author:** ![Emperor\_Penguin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/c2a13f/32.png) [@Emperor\_Penguin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Emperor_Penguin)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2003, 11:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-threads-most-likely-to-be-closed/173544/6 "2003-05-06T23:47:21Z")
How to make friends and influence people - the troll way! So I have to hide a body… I’m a Nigerian offical and I need the board’s help. ---
**Author:** ![bup](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/6bbea6/32.png) [@bup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bup)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2003, 11:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-threads-most-likely-to-be-closed/173544/7 "2003-05-06T23:51:28Z")
Ask the AmWay Guy Need Help Distributing a Virus… Check out this Awesome Band’s Website! Fer Real! ---
**Author:** ![Linus\_Van\_Pelt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ebca7d/32.png) [@Linus\_Van\_Pelt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Linus_Van_Pelt)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2003, 11:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-threads-most-likely-to-be-closed/173544/8 "2003-05-06T23:54:31Z")
-Sock, schmock. I just have too many ideas for one screen name! -Makeup tips needed (I gotta look old enough for that clerk to sell me some booze). -This thread contains no TMI, no swearing, and no sex! (oh, sorry. That’s the thread most likely to be ignored) 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Q.E.D](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/51bf81/32.png) [@Q.E.D](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Q.E.D)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2003, 11:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-threads-most-likely-to-be-closed/173544/9 "2003-05-06T23:56:11Z")
- Help me hack the SDMB! - Link to your SO’s secret nudie pics here - Where can I score some weed at the Dopefest? - Check out these Satellite TV hacks! - Ban me, you Asshat mods!!! ---
**Author:** ![Einmon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/b9bd4f/32.png) [@Einmon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Einmon)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2003, 11:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-threads-most-likely-to-be-closed/173544/10 "2003-05-06T23:56:23Z")
Do you want YOUR penis to be bigger? How do I get bloodstains out of the carpet (TMI)? Fat people are so gay! Beating your wife and other fun home stories ---
**Author:** ![Polycarp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/82dd89/32.png) [@Polycarp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Polycarp)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2003, 11:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-threads-most-likely-to-be-closed/173544/11 "2003-05-06T23:58:50Z")
**GD** : The Truth About Everlasting Life **IMHO** : What Are the Best Scat Porn Websites? **ATMB** : That Mangy {insert Mod. of choice here} Closed My Thread! **GQ** : Did You Know This About How Bush Stole The 2000 Election? **CCC** : Cecil’s Wrong About {insert subject here} – Here’s What My Pastor Said… ---
**Author:** ![samarm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/4da419/32.png) [@samarm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/samarm)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2003, 11:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-threads-most-likely-to-be-closed/173544/12 "2003-05-06T23:58:50Z")
Get Rick Quick! You only need to invest 5 dollars!! Human sacrifice: stop struggling you stupid bitch!! (long rant) ---
**Author:** ![samarm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/4da419/32.png) [@samarm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/samarm)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2003, 12:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-threads-most-likely-to-be-closed/173544/13 "2003-05-07T00:03:25Z")
Wheres the missing dollar??? This is driving me nuts! Whats the third word ending in gry? White supremacy makes a lot of sense - here’s why ---
**Author:** ![Marley23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2003, 12:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-threads-most-likely-to-be-closed/173544/14 "2003-05-07T00:24:51Z")
> [@](#): > > Fat people are so gay! Damn. Is this trouble for my “Gay people are so fat!” thread? -I am Cecil, ask me about myslef. ---
**Author:** ![RadioWave](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/91b2a8/32.png) [@RadioWave](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RadioWave)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2003, 12:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-threads-most-likely-to-be-closed/173544/15 "2003-05-07T00:45:05Z")
Goat Porn 2 (TMI). ---
**Author:** ![robgruver](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/13edae/32.png) [@robgruver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/robgruver)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2003, 12:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-threads-most-likely-to-be-closed/173544/16 "2003-05-07T00:54:39Z")
-So, who else smokes pot here? 😃 ---
**Author:** ![neutron\_star](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/51bf81/32.png) [@neutron\_star](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/neutron_star)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2003, 12:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-threads-most-likely-to-be-closed/173544/17 "2003-05-07T00:55:00Z")
- My meth lab keeps blowing up. What am I doing wrong? - Vintage clips of Cecil Adams in a 1972 porn movie. Click here! - Moderator faces on pasted onto the bodies of elderly nudists - Photoshop contest! - Ask the escaped convict on the lam. - I’m trying to post an ISO of Unreal Tournament 2003 to Usenet, but it keeps timing out! HELP! - Can I get my ferret high? If so, how? ---
**Author:** ![Darwins\_Finch](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/darwins_finch/32/20304_2.png) [@Darwins\_Finch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darwins_Finch)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2003, 1:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-threads-most-likely-to-be-closed/173544/18 "2003-05-07T01:05:17Z")
- What’s the best way to dispose of a bag of kittens? - Best beatdown weapon: tire iron, crowbar, or baseball bat? - How do I join a terrorist organization? ---
**Author:** ![FranticMad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/c68b51/32.png) [@FranticMad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FranticMad)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2003, 1:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-threads-most-likely-to-be-closed/173544/19 "2003-05-07T01:15:23Z")
Who knows some SDMB girls’ real-life phone numbers? ---
**Author:** ![Marley23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2003, 1:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-threads-most-likely-to-be-closed/173544/20 "2003-05-07T01:19:27Z")
-Here’s Why I’m Smarter Than Cecil [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-threads-most-likely-to-be-closed/173544.md?page=2)