# More Threads Most Likely to be Closed **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [May 6, 2003, 11:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-threads-most-likely-to-be-closed/173544 "2003-05-06T23:31:18Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Derleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Derleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Derleth)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2003, 6:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-threads-most-likely-to-be-closed/173544/41 "2003-05-07T06:53:31Z")
frist psot fukcers! SUCK IT, TREBEK! ---
**Author:** ![The\_Man\_With\_The\_Golden\_Gun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/dc4da7/32.png) [@The\_Man\_With\_The\_Golden\_Gun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Man_With_The_Golden_Gun)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2003, 11:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-threads-most-likely-to-be-closed/173544/42 "2003-05-07T11:03:13Z")
YOU ARE EDUCATED STUPID AND CAN’T COMPUTE NATURE’S 4-DAY-IN-ONE TIME CUBE! ---
**Author:** ![welby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/d78d45/32.png) [@welby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/welby)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2003, 11:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-threads-most-likely-to-be-closed/173544/43 "2003-05-07T11:33:33Z")
How do you keep them from screaming? ---
**Author:** ![racer72](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/racer72/32/3075_2.png) [@racer72](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/racer72)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2003, 11:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-threads-most-likely-to-be-closed/173544/44 "2003-05-07T11:54:22Z")
Post your favorite racial or ethnic joke here. Who else likes to watch little girls at school playgrounds? How do I convert my old 8mm Mexican snuff films to work on a DVD? Any scat fans here? Help, need information on bomb making. ---
**Author:** ![Evil\_Captor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f17d59/32.png) [@Evil\_Captor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Evil_Captor)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2003, 12:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-threads-most-likely-to-be-closed/173544/45 "2003-05-07T12:25:06Z")
The credit card number exchange thread How do you keep C4 stable for plane trips (tech wizzes only) View photos of my genital lesions! I accidentally locked myself out of my Hummer, my Expedition and my Jaguar, how can I break back in and get them? ---
**Author:** ![Payton\_s\_Servant](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/3da27b/32.png) [@Payton\_s\_Servant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Payton_s_Servant)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2003, 10:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-threads-most-likely-to-be-closed/173544/46 "2003-05-07T22:09:52Z")
Share your most erotic scat and pissing stories here! I’ve been offered a bribe, and a choice of payments. Should I take the cash, the hookers or the drugs? Ask the Crank dealer This is my plan for murdering my (insert name here). Please read it and tell me if I need to change anything so I don’t get caught. What are the best insults to use to ensure that a bar fight starts? ---
**Author:** ![ILENSER](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/977dab/32.png) [@ILENSER](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ILENSER)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2003, 10:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-threads-most-likely-to-be-closed/173544/47 "2003-05-07T22:33:30Z")
Martha Stewart is realy Cecil in drag, I have proof. ---
**Author:** ![ChronosGF](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/7ab992/32.png) [@ChronosGF](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChronosGF)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2003, 10:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-threads-most-likely-to-be-closed/173544/48 "2003-05-07T22:43:14Z")
Trying to steal cable from my neighbors, PLEASE HELP! ---
**Author:** ![mkl12](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b4bc9f/32.png) [@mkl12](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mkl12)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2003, 10:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-threads-most-likely-to-be-closed/173544/49 "2003-05-07T22:53:46Z")
My sock’s thread was closed. Let’s continue the discussion here. ---
**Author:** ![SPOOFE](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c5a1d2/32.png) [@SPOOFE](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SPOOFE)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2003, 11:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-threads-most-likely-to-be-closed/173544/50 "2003-05-07T23:05:14Z")
The Full List Of Wounds To My Penis ---
**Author:** ![Derleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Derleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Derleth)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2003, 11:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-threads-most-likely-to-be-closed/173544/51 "2003-05-07T23:45:44Z")
Ode on a Genital Wart HELTER SCELTER! RACE WAR NOW! This is scary … ---
**Author:** ![Cervaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cervaise/32/16693_2.png) [@Cervaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cervaise)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2003, 12:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-threads-most-likely-to-be-closed/173544/52 "2003-05-08T00:21:03Z")
Lubing your Rottweiler’s wingwang ---
**Author:** ![Darwins\_Finch](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/darwins_finch/32/20304_2.png) [@Darwins\_Finch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darwins_Finch)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2003, 12:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-threads-most-likely-to-be-closed/173544/53 "2003-05-08T00:46:43Z")
- How low can we get the Board’s tone? Let’s find out! - NEED HELP **NOW**!!! AUTHORITIES ARE ON THE WAY! HELP ME ERASE MY HARD DRIVE!!! - Ask the Guy Who Got Away With Murder ---
**Author:** ![The\_Man\_With\_The\_Golden\_Gun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/dc4da7/32.png) [@The\_Man\_With\_The\_Golden\_Gun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Man_With_The_Golden_Gun)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2003, 1:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-threads-most-likely-to-be-closed/173544/54 "2003-05-08T01:40:38Z")
Time to talk about felching The Uekte appreciation thread Should I rape my neighbor’s chickens? ---
**Author:** ![FairyDust](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/ccd318/32.png) [@FairyDust](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyDust)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2003, 9:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-threads-most-likely-to-be-closed/173544/55 "2003-05-08T21:12:32Z")
It’s my first on the job as the new priest! How do I seduce that cute altar boy? ---
**Author:** ![Mangetout](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mangetout/32/19_2.png) [@Mangetout](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mangetout)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2003, 10:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-threads-most-likely-to-be-closed/173544/56 "2003-05-08T22:26:44Z")
I want to vandalise my neighbour’s car- suggestions? How do I dodge sniffer dogs? What is your favourite screaming face link? ---
**Author:** ![RandMcnally](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/b782af/32.png) [@RandMcnally](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RandMcnally)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2003, 10:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-threads-most-likely-to-be-closed/173544/57 "2003-05-08T22:43:24Z")
(MPSIMS) Hmm, who knew people had so much blood (TMI?) ---
**Author:** ![Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ac8455/32.png) [@Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bippy_the_Beardless)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2003, 11:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-threads-most-likely-to-be-closed/173544/58 "2003-05-08T23:52:42Z")
TLI ---
**Author:** ![Duke\_of\_Rat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ad7895/32.png) [@Duke\_of\_Rat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Duke_of_Rat)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2003, 12:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-threads-most-likely-to-be-closed/173544/59 "2003-05-09T00:07:48Z")
Goat Felching…Am I doing it right?? Sex with your mom…any dopers into it?? Can I marry my sister after she divorces my dad?? Any advice on bagging the babysitter?? What are the chances of hacking credit card numbers?? Ask the cat burgler! ---
**Author:** ![Rico](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rico/32/3582_2.png) [@Rico](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rico)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2003, 1:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-threads-most-likely-to-be-closed/173544/60 "2003-05-09T01:24:31Z")
Ask the Kazaa trader! I drive on my driveway and park in my parkway! NYAHHHHH! Pad your post count here! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-threads-most-likely-to-be-closed/173544.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-threads-most-likely-to-be-closed/173544.md?page=4)