# More Threads Most Likely to be Closed **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [May 6, 2003, 11:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-threads-most-likely-to-be-closed/173544 "2003-05-06T23:31:18Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![FairyDust](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/ccd318/32.png) [@FairyDust](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyDust)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2003, 2:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-threads-most-likely-to-be-closed/173544/61 "2003-05-09T02:16:07Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by FairyDust \* > \*\*It’s my first on the job as the new priest! How do I seduce that cute altar boy? \*\* :smack: Typing too fast. I meant: It’s my first day on the job as the new priest! How do I seduce that cute altar boy? ---
**Author:** ![RobbieFal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/c5a1d2/32.png) [@RobbieFal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RobbieFal)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2003, 6:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-threads-most-likely-to-be-closed/173544/62 "2003-05-09T06:07:21Z")
-The DPRK crushed the United States in the Fatherland Liberation War, Proof inside! -Ask the Anti-Semite -Who knows how to get blood stains out of my clownsuit? -Who wants hacked porn passwords? -Who wants to play me in a powderpuff football game, I’ll dump shit on your head biotch -Your mom has a dick and your dad’s jealous -How to kill endangered species without getting caught -The advantages of wifebeating ---
**Author:** ![Cicero](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cicero/32/3594_2.png) [@Cicero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cicero)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2003, 6:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-threads-most-likely-to-be-closed/173544/63 "2003-05-09T06:23:16Z")
I Just Shot My Sisters Cat- Can I still Get Laid? Wait- that was a thread! 😕 ---
**Author:** ![Mangetout](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mangetout/32/19_2.png) [@Mangetout](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mangetout)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2003, 9:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-threads-most-likely-to-be-closed/173544/64 "2003-05-09T09:37:51Z")
I’m stupid AND lazy, help me cheat in my exams please. ---
**Author:** ![FairyDust](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/ccd318/32.png) [@FairyDust](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyDust)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2003, 12:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-threads-most-likely-to-be-closed/173544/65 "2003-05-09T12:50:11Z")
Need tips on the best torture items to use during the hazing I’m planning for the junior class ---
**Author:** ![Cervaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cervaise/32/16693_2.png) [@Cervaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cervaise)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2003, 4:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-threads-most-likely-to-be-closed/173544/66 "2003-05-09T16:12:44Z")
This Thread Has Been Stupided By The Stupidist! ---
**Author:** ![NE\_Texan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/e99b99/32.png) [@NE\_Texan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NE_Texan)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2003, 4:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-threads-most-likely-to-be-closed/173544/67 "2003-05-09T16:17:56Z")
ATMB: “Hey, will the mods take bribes of drugs not to close my thread on file-sharing?” ---
**Author:** ![Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ac8455/32.png) [@Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bippy_the_Beardless)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2003, 4:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-threads-most-likely-to-be-closed/173544/68 "2003-05-09T16:54:36Z")
Where can I find youg hookers in Thailand. Tell the Sex Slave what to do, master. Ask the felched Goat. ---
**Author:** ![Kn\_ckers](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/96bed5/32.png) [@Kn\_ckers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kn_ckers)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2003, 5:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-threads-most-likely-to-be-closed/173544/69 "2003-05-09T17:01:11Z")
FUCK YOU FUCK FUCKER FUCKS! I TRICKED YOU ALL!! Advice needed: How do I organize a school shooting? My history essay - A Round Robin Add-On thread (due: May 12) Why are the Mods such monkeyclown shitface nazi communists from hell? ---
**Author:** ![Bruce\_Daddy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/85f322/32.png) [@Bruce\_Daddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bruce_Daddy)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2003, 6:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-threads-most-likely-to-be-closed/173544/70 "2003-05-09T18:18:45Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by RobbieFal \* > \*\* > -Who wants to play me in a powderpuff football game, I’ll dump shit on your head biotch > > \*\* Please do not make me laugh at work anymore. I will be fired. Thank you. Oh yeah: -Chemists needed!!11 Need a cheap roofie!!!11 4 H0Ttie girl. -Hi, I’m new and this is my first post and everybody here eats BM. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Man\_With\_The\_Golden\_Gun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/dc4da7/32.png) [@The\_Man\_With\_The\_Golden\_Gun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Man_With_The_Golden_Gun)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2003, 7:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-threads-most-likely-to-be-closed/173544/71 "2003-05-09T19:09:20Z")
Niggers for sale!! ---
**Author:** ![WhiteyFoo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/3e96dc/32.png) [@WhiteyFoo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WhiteyFoo)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2003, 7:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-threads-most-likely-to-be-closed/173544/72 "2003-05-09T19:14:06Z")
- What is the best way to embezel from my office? - Why I hate non-whites. - Ask the convicted Death-row Felon. - Head wounds are so messy. - Planet X is HERE!!!11111111 - All you base… - High Opal! ---
**Author:** ![ioioio](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ioioio/32/316_2.png) [@ioioio](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ioioio)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2003, 7:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-threads-most-likely-to-be-closed/173544/73 "2003-05-09T19:30:05Z")
Post your friends’ email addresses here. Telemarketer needs ideas for getting around those pesky do-not-call lists. Death to those cunt bitches who won’t go out with nice guys like me. ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2003, 8:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-threads-most-likely-to-be-closed/173544/74 "2003-05-09T20:39:41Z")
YOU CAN’T SILENCE ME!!! Using a stolen credit card to pay for broadband so I can download copyrighted child porn - is this wrong? Last night’s Nightline (WARNING: Spoilers) Nordstrom sucks! Back to Wal-Mart The Pat Sajak appreciation thread Ignore. This is a test I hate explosive diarrhea (TMI) ---
**Author:** ![Marine\_One](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/marine_one/32/3461_2.png) [@Marine\_One](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marine_One)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2003, 10:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-threads-most-likely-to-be-closed/173544/75 "2003-05-09T22:05:19Z")
- How do I spice up my human waste fondue? - Ask my imaginary friend. Her name is Mommy. - List your most embarrassing cannibal receipe goofs. - List your funniest hostage torture stories. - 🙂 ☹ :rolleyes: :smack: ;j :mad: 🆒 :smack: :dubious: - Placenta stew is ruined. How can I save it? ---
**Author:** ![Eman\_Bruin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/eb9ed0/32.png) [@Eman\_Bruin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eman_Bruin)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2003, 10:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-threads-most-likely-to-be-closed/173544/76 "2003-05-09T22:41:09Z")
(Apologies if these have been mentioned) - What are YOUR favorite racial slurs? - Ask the Grapist - Others uses for stool ---
**Author:** ![cabbit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c67d28/32.png) [@cabbit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cabbit)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2003, 11:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-threads-most-likely-to-be-closed/173544/77 "2003-05-09T23:23:37Z")
Your experiences using SpaceSaver vacuum bags to prevent unpleasant odor from the human bodies in your crawlspace. Discuss. YOU CAN’T SHUT ME UP! YOU ARE ALL MORONS! REVEELED! TRHEW REAL TRUTHH ABOUT \ ---
**Author:** ![ILENSER](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/977dab/32.png) [@ILENSER](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ILENSER)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2003, 12:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-threads-most-likely-to-be-closed/173544/78 "2003-05-10T00:03:53Z")
Bald Eagles taste like chicken. ---
**Author:** ![nitroglycerine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/c5a1d2/32.png) [@nitroglycerine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nitroglycerine)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2003, 1:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-threads-most-likely-to-be-closed/173544/79 "2003-05-10T01:02:46Z")
Lets hear it for auto-erotic asphyxiation! Where can I find Rohypnol cheap? How do I form a local NAMBLA chapter? Poll:Stolen food…Doeas it taste better than bought food? Check out this link to the Anarchists Cookbook! 🙂 Jon ---
**Author:** ![Governor\_Quinn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/d26b3c/32.png) [@Governor\_Quinn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Governor_Quinn)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2003, 1:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-threads-most-likely-to-be-closed/173544/80 "2003-05-10T01:30:19Z")
Ask Bobby Fischer Ask A Wanted Nazi War Criminal, Who Currently Lives In (insert South American country name) How Do I Eat The Pope? Why Won’t Cec And Ed Admit Their Love With One Another? It’s Poland-Invading Time! You’ve Been Imploded By The Imploder Ask A Nigerian Scammer The Trilateral Commission Ate My Wife! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-threads-most-likely-to-be-closed/173544.md?page=3) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-threads-most-likely-to-be-closed/173544.md?page=5)