# More Threads Most Likely to be Closed **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [May 6, 2003, 11:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-threads-most-likely-to-be-closed/173544 "2003-05-06T23:31:18Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 5
**Author:** ![Syntropy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/65b543/32.png) [@Syntropy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Syntropy)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2003, 2:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-threads-most-likely-to-be-closed/173544/81 "2003-05-10T02:17:09Z")
I can’t stop fantasizing about Rush Limbaugh… Young, blond female child for sale to highest bidder How to sell organs on EBay!!I Did it, so can you!! ---
**Author:** ![lurker\_anonymous](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/9fc348/32.png) [@lurker\_anonymous](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lurker_anonymous)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2003, 2:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-threads-most-likely-to-be-closed/173544/82 "2003-05-10T02:21:14Z")
best ways to hide your drinking/drug use on the job everyone eats boogers, dont they? neat ways to embezzle from the company heres what my friend doesnt know about their x ---
**Author:** ![coffeecat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/coffeecat/32/3405_2.png) [@coffeecat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/coffeecat)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2003, 3:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-threads-most-likely-to-be-closed/173544/83 "2003-05-10T03:30:30Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Derleth \* > \*\*Ode on a Genital Wart > \*\* Wow, you sure have small handwriting. ---
**Author:** ![modro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/6de8d8/32.png) [@modro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/modro)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2003, 3:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-threads-most-likely-to-be-closed/173544/84 "2003-05-10T03:55:30Z")
So Who Wants to Buy My Kidney? So I Was Trying to Get the Condom on the Dog…TMI So I Molested the Neighbor Last Night… What’s the Best Place to Hide a Body? Pr0n pics of Bush and Saddam! HOT!!! Click Here! ---
**Author:** ![BrentLumkin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/9d8465/32.png) [@BrentLumkin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BrentLumkin)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2003, 4:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-threads-most-likely-to-be-closed/173544/85 "2003-05-10T04:03:48Z")
This thread is just BEGGING for a slew of new gimmick posters to come along just to try these out, lol. ---
**Author:** ![Evil\_Captor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f17d59/32.png) [@Evil\_Captor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Evil_Captor)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2003, 4:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-threads-most-likely-to-be-closed/173544/86 "2003-05-10T04:17:58Z")
Ask A Gutshot Moderator Tips on Stalking – If you’re gonna do it, do it right! My brother was an only child and I can prove it! I dare you to write something I won’t masturbate to! ---
**Author:** ![RobbieFal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/c5a1d2/32.png) [@RobbieFal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RobbieFal)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2003, 5:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-threads-most-likely-to-be-closed/173544/87 "2003-05-10T05:07:34Z")
-LET US EXALT THE BRILLANCE OF COMRADE KIM IL SUNG’S IDEA OF THE YOUTH MOVEMENT AND THE ACHIEVEMENTS MADE UNDER HIS LEADERSHIP!!!~!!! -Is it okay to anally rape a Muslim while they are praying? -The complete lyrics to ‘Closer’ w/ pictures - I am God, suck me off! ---
**Author:** ![Already\_in\_Use](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a9adbd/32.png) [@Already\_in\_Use](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Already_in_Use)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2003, 10:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-threads-most-likely-to-be-closed/173544/88 "2003-05-10T10:09:55Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by SPOOFE \* > \*\*The Full List Of Wounds To My Penis \*\* **SPOOFE** , I think some of us already DO know the full list of wounds to your penis… 😃 ---
**Author:** ![The\_Man\_With\_The\_Golden\_Gun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/dc4da7/32.png) [@The\_Man\_With\_The\_Golden\_Gun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Man_With_The_Golden_Gun)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2003, 12:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-threads-most-likely-to-be-closed/173544/89 "2003-05-10T12:57:10Z")
The goatse.cx appreciation thread! ---
**Author:** ![FairyDust](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/ccd318/32.png) [@FairyDust](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyDust)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2003, 4:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-threads-most-likely-to-be-closed/173544/90 "2003-05-10T16:15:42Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Eman\_Ramos \* > \*\* > > - Ask the Grapist > > \*\* 😃 😃 😃 Oh, joy. Thanks a lot, Eman-Ramos. Now tell me how I can get grape juice spots off my monitor screen. 😃 😃 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Payton\_s\_Servant](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/3da27b/32.png) [@Payton\_s\_Servant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Payton_s_Servant)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2003, 7:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-threads-most-likely-to-be-closed/173544/91 "2003-05-10T19:01:14Z")
How do I hotwire a tank? Share your stories of shit-eating with us Actress you’d most like to see in a real snuff-film What’s the best animal to have sex with? What’s the best way to torture someone to death while ensuring that they are in agonizing pain but they don’t lose consciousness? ---
**Author:** ![5\_time\_champ](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/5/278dde/32.png) [@5\_time\_champ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/5_time_champ)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2003, 8:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-threads-most-likely-to-be-closed/173544/92 "2003-05-10T20:14:16Z")
Dead celebrities you’ve had sex with. ---
**Author:** ![Lobsang](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobsang/32/4067_2.png) [@Lobsang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobsang)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2003, 12:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-threads-most-likely-to-be-closed/173544/93 "2003-05-11T00:37:07Z")
If this hasn’t been done already I’ll be a racoon’s third cousin 3 and a half times removed. **Who can post the most smileys.** ---
**Author:** ![Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ac8455/32.png) [@Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bippy_the_Beardless)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2003, 3:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-threads-most-likely-to-be-closed/173544/94 "2003-05-12T15:19:14Z")
Did you hear the one about the autistic lesbian jew and the child mollesting nazi moderator in the gas chamber with a thousand dead babies and a goat? ---
**Author:** ![Pablito](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ed655f/32.png) [@Pablito](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pablito)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2003, 6:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-threads-most-likely-to-be-closed/173544/95 "2003-05-12T18:45:03Z")
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**Author:** ![carrot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/9de0a6/32.png) [@carrot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carrot)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2003, 6:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-threads-most-likely-to-be-closed/173544/96 "2003-05-12T18:50:00Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by FairyDust \* > **Now tell me how I can get grape juice spots off my monitor screen.** Just put **The Grapist** on your ignore list. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Jpeg\_Jones](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/4bbf92/32.png) [@Jpeg\_Jones](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jpeg_Jones)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2003, 7:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-threads-most-likely-to-be-closed/173544/97 "2003-05-12T19:09:50Z")
**I miss my gimp!** ---
**Author:** ![dwc1970](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a183cd/32.png) [@dwc1970](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dwc1970)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2003, 7:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-threads-most-likely-to-be-closed/173544/98 "2003-05-12T19:34:13Z")
Which dopers would you like to see banned and why? Here’s what I’m selling on eBay.[sup]\*[/sup] How can I become a spammer? How do I create a virus? [sup]\*[/sup]Not an actual link. ---
**Author:** ![Teaira](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/9d8465/32.png) [@Teaira](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Teaira)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2003, 8:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-threads-most-likely-to-be-closed/173544/99 "2003-05-12T20:21:27Z")
-How to brainwash someone without them knowing? -Ask the Biggot -Proper lubrication for bestiality ---
**Author:** ![Netbrian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/71e660/32.png) [@Netbrian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Netbrian)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2003, 12:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-threads-most-likely-to-be-closed/173544/100 "2003-05-13T00:12:26Z")
–Let’s invade a fundamentalist Christian message board! –Share your favorite computer virii here! –Anyone good at hacking into college networks? I… er… have a bet with my friend! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-threads-most-likely-to-be-closed/173544.md?page=4)