# More Titfoil Hat Fodder?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-titfoil-hat-fodder/313654>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [July 22, 2005, 3:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-titfoil-hat-fodder/313654 "2005-07-22T15:37:13Z")\
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**Author:** ![whatsittoya](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/13edae/32.png) [@whatsittoya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/whatsittoya)\
**Post date:** [July 22, 2005, 3:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-titfoil-hat-fodder/313654/1 "2005-07-22T15:37:13Z")

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How has this not caused a major stir? Could it be that people are actually going to reasonably assume this [swastika](http://www.theregister.co.uk/2005/07/18/hitler_san_diego/) was a unintended mistake?

Surely this can be linked to Bush in some way.  
You have US military and nazi symbolism all rolled into one building. Is the whole tinfoil hat brigade on the far right? Are there no far out far left conspiracy theorists out there?

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**Author:** ![Troy\_McClure\_SF](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/troy_mcclure_sf/32/4150_2.png) [@Troy\_McClure\_SF](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Troy_McClure_SF)\
**Post date:** [July 22, 2005, 3:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-titfoil-hat-fodder/313654/2 "2005-07-22T15:44:40Z")

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Tell us when the buildings were built, and we’ll think about it.

“Titfoil.” Heh.

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**Author:** ![Balle\_M](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/13edae/32.png) [@Balle\_M](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Balle_M)\
**Post date:** [July 22, 2005, 3:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-titfoil-hat-fodder/313654/3 "2005-07-22T15:51:01Z")

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> [@whatsittoya](#):
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> How has this not caused a major stir? Could it be that people are actually going to reasonably assume this [swastika](http://www.theregister.co.uk/2005/07/18/hitler_san_diego/) was a unintended mistake?
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> Surely this can be linked to Bush in some way.  
> You have US military and nazi symbolism all rolled into one building. Is the whole tinfoil hat brigade on the far right? Are there no far out far left conspiracy theorists out there?

I called the buildings management office and a Mr. Hilter assured me the design was just a coincidence.

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**Author:** ![whatsittoya](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/13edae/32.png) [@whatsittoya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/whatsittoya)\
**Post date:** [July 22, 2005, 3:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-titfoil-hat-fodder/313654/4 "2005-07-22T15:52:41Z")

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Ouch, one of the few threads I have started in my year here and I mess it up.

My google foo is not working today, but little things like actual dates and stuff would never stop a true tinhatter.

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**Author:** ![ErinPuff](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/dbc845/32.png) [@ErinPuff](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ErinPuff)\
**Post date:** [July 22, 2005, 4:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-titfoil-hat-fodder/313654/5 "2005-07-22T16:06:32Z")

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Titfoil?

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**Author:** ![Revtim](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/revtim/32/1042_2.png) [@Revtim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Revtim)\
**Post date:** [July 22, 2005, 4:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-titfoil-hat-fodder/313654/6 "2005-07-22T16:13:50Z")

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Is titfoil what Madonna used to make those pointy bras from?

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**Author:** ![matt\_mcl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7ab992/32.png) [@matt\_mcl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/matt_mcl)\
**Post date:** [July 22, 2005, 4:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-titfoil-hat-fodder/313654/7 "2005-07-22T16:16:20Z")

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“Titfoil” is what Mr. Ashcroft put up over the Aluminum Boob of Justice.

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**Author:** ![whatsittoya](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/13edae/32.png) [@whatsittoya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/whatsittoya)\
**Post date:** [July 22, 2005, 4:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-titfoil-hat-fodder/313654/8 "2005-07-22T16:16:35Z")

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> [@ErinPuff](#):
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> Titfoil?

I shall take the easy way out and blame it on my recent conversion to a dvorak keyboard layout. Of course it could be my general lack of proofreading skills…

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**Author:** ![An\_Arky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/87869e/32.png) [@An\_Arky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/An_Arky)\
**Post date:** [July 22, 2005, 4:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-titfoil-hat-fodder/313654/9 "2005-07-22T16:22:47Z")

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I was just looking at it and thinking, y’know, thats a good design for an apartment complex, with four nice courtyards and big L shaped wings…I’ll bet you might could find some buildings like that elsewhere.

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**Author:** ![Beware\_of\_Doug](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/278dde/32.png) [@Beware\_of\_Doug](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beware_of_Doug)\
**Post date:** [July 22, 2005, 4:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-titfoil-hat-fodder/313654/10 "2005-07-22T16:27:07Z")

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> [@Balle\_M](#):
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> I called the buildings management office and a Mr. Hilter assured me the design was just a coincidence.

Funny, when I called, I got forwarded to a Yeoman 2/c who told me they had all gone out for coffee and Doenitz.

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**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\
**Post date:** [July 22, 2005, 4:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-titfoil-hat-fodder/313654/11 "2005-07-22T16:30:24Z")

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> [@Beware of Doug](#):
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> Funny, when I called, I got forwarded to a Yeoman 2/c who told me they had all gone out for coffee and Doenitz.

I see we’re Speering no effort for puns here.

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**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\
**Post date:** [July 22, 2005, 5:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-titfoil-hat-fodder/313654/12 "2005-07-22T17:01:47Z")

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> [@Sunspace](#):
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> I see we’re Speering no effort for puns here.

I don’t know where you were Goering with this, but it’s a Bor, mann. 😃

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**Author:** ![NinjaChick](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/71c47a/32.png) [@NinjaChick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NinjaChick)\
**Post date:** [July 22, 2005, 7:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-titfoil-hat-fodder/313654/13 "2005-07-22T19:15:11Z")

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Now, this, ladies and gents, has the makings of a classic thread. We’ve got a conspiracy theory and some political murmurs in the OP, then we’ve got “titfoil”, Hitler, and very, very bad puns.

I, for one, think that it might be a secret military complex housing a 1920’s style death ray.

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**Author:** ![VegemiteMoose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/df788c/32.png) [@VegemiteMoose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VegemiteMoose)\
**Post date:** [July 22, 2005, 7:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-titfoil-hat-fodder/313654/14 "2005-07-22T19:54:14Z")

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I knew the architect. He liked the design and didn’t listen to the naysayers.  
In other words he …

Stuka to his guns.

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**Author:** ![Duke\_of\_Rat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ad7895/32.png) [@Duke\_of\_Rat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Duke_of_Rat)\
**Post date:** [July 22, 2005, 8:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-titfoil-hat-fodder/313654/15 "2005-07-22T20:01:37Z")

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I wonder if “Bougainville” is part of the conspiracy. I don’t see any US Navy Exchange on Bougainville Rd in a casual Googling, just sites linking to the Register… Not sure what a South Pacific island has to do with Hitler or swastikas, maybe that’s REALLY where he went to hide?

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**Author:** ![Encinitas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ee7513/32.png) [@Encinitas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Encinitas)\
**Post date:** [July 22, 2005, 8:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-titfoil-hat-fodder/313654/16 "2005-07-22T20:08:07Z")

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[Overheard at a Starbucks[sup]TM[/sup] in San Diego]  
(In the corner are three German generals in full Nazi uniform, poring over a map.)

Hilter: Ach. Ha! Gut time, er, gut afternoon.  
Barrista: Oho, planning a little excursion, eh, Mr Hilter?  
Hilter: Ja, ja, ve haff a little…was ist Abweise bewegen?  
Bimmler: Hiking.  
Hilter: Ah yes, ve make a little _hike_ for Julian.  
Mr. Johnson: Ah yes. Well, you’ll want the I-5. Oh, no, you’ve got the wrong map there. This is Stalingrad. You want the San Diego County section.  
Hilter: Ah! Stalingrad! Ha ha ha, Heinri…Reginald, you have the wrong map here you silly old leg-before-vicket American person.  
Bimmler: I’m sorry mein Fuhrer, mein (cough) mein Dickie old chum.  
Barrista: Oh, lucky Mr Johnson pointed that out. You wouldn’t have had much fun in Stalingrad, would you? Ha ha.

(stony silence)

```
      I said, you wouldn't have had much fun in Stalingrad, would you?

```

Hilter: Not much fun in Stalingrad, no.  
[/Overheard at a Starbucks[sup]TM[/sup] in San Diego]  
adapted from [here](http://bau2.uibk.ac.at/sg/python/Scripts/TheNorthMineheadBye-election).

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**Author:** ![Sean\_Factotum](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/50afbb/32.png) [@Sean\_Factotum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sean_Factotum)\
**Post date:** [July 22, 2005, 8:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-titfoil-hat-fodder/313654/17 "2005-07-22T20:26:43Z")

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> [@NinjaChick](#):
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> Now, this, ladies and gents, has the makings of a classic thread. We’ve got a conspiracy theory and some political murmurs in the OP, then we’ve got “titfoil”, Hitler, and very, very bad puns.
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> I, for one, think that it might be a secret military complex housing a 1920’s style death ray.

You are so Reich.

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**Author:** ![YellowTail](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/b5ac83/32.png) [@YellowTail](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/YellowTail)\
**Post date:** [July 22, 2005, 8:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-titfoil-hat-fodder/313654/18 "2005-07-22T20:31:14Z")

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Ah, spare the guy the blitz, Craig.

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**Author:** ![rjk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/ed655f/32.png) [@rjk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rjk)\
**Post date:** [July 22, 2005, 8:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-titfoil-hat-fodder/313654/19 "2005-07-22T20:59:32Z")

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> [@NinjaChick](#):
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> Now, this, ladies and gents, has the makings of a classic thread. We’ve got a conspiracy theory and some political murmurs in the OP, then we’ve got “titfoil”, Hitler, and very, very bad puns.
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> I, for one, think that it might be a secret military complex housing a 1920’s style death ray.

I’ll bet the average Doper just Goebbels up threads like this.

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**Author:** ![Ponder\_Stibbons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ponder_stibbons/32/343_2.png) [@Ponder\_Stibbons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ponder_Stibbons)\
**Post date:** [July 22, 2005, 9:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-titfoil-hat-fodder/313654/20 "2005-07-22T21:08:57Z")

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Conspiracy theories? Cool! I Goebbels that stuff up!

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