# More Trump fun -- if elected, Trump will sell \_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_ to the US government. **URL:** \ **Category:** Politics & Elections\ **Created:** [July 19, 2016, 7:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-trump-fun-if-elected-trump-will-sell-__________-to-the-us-government/760346 "2016-07-19T19:59:52Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 6\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Boyo\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2016, 7:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-trump-fun-if-elected-trump-will-sell-__________-to-the-us-government/760346/1 "2016-07-19T19:59:52Z")
I think he will sell access to his golf courses to the military, in some cases calling the morale building recreational facilities and in others calling them training sites. “Every soldier needs to know how to golf!”, proclaims Trump. And every soldier run though the course will cost the government the price of the annual club membership, but will have access to the course only one day a year. ---
**Author:** ![digs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/digs/32/14889_2.png) [@digs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/digs)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2016, 8:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-trump-fun-if-elected-trump-will-sell-__________-to-the-us-government/760346/2 "2016-07-19T20:45:06Z")
The _Anti-Moose-Lim_ border guards will dine on MREs that include Trump steaks. ---
**Author:** ![digs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/digs/32/14889_2.png) [@digs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/digs)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2016, 10:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-trump-fun-if-elected-trump-will-sell-__________-to-the-us-government/760346/3 "2016-07-19T22:16:51Z")
(sorry, Jimbo, looks like so far, you and I are the only ones up for More Trump Fun…) C’mon, Pitizens! Quit dealing with serious issues like _Who’s Next to Accidentally Rickroll the RNC?_ and get absurdist. ---
**Author:** ![kayT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayt/32/3633_2.png) [@kayT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayT)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2016, 10:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-trump-fun-if-elected-trump-will-sell-__________-to-the-us-government/760346/4 "2016-07-19T22:22:19Z")
Can’t get any more absurdist than Trump for President. ---
**Author:** ![John\_Bredin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/96bed5/32.png) [@John\_Bredin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Bredin)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2016, 10:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-trump-fun-if-elected-trump-will-sell-__________-to-the-us-government/760346/5 "2016-07-19T22:23:06Z")
> [@Boyo\_Jim](#): > > I think he will sell access to his golf courses to the military, in some cases calling the morale building recreational facilities and in others calling them training sites. “Every soldier needs to know how to golf!”, proclaims Trump. And every soldier run though the course will cost the government the price of the annual club membership, but will have access to the course only one day a year. Close, except backwards. The Trump-era military will be directed to sell all its golf courses into private ownership, and the winning bidder will just happen to be the Trump Organization. A certain short-fingered vulgarian 🙂 will read an article like [this one](http://www.motherjones.com/politics/2014/01/pentagon-military-golf-courses-map), then have ecstatic visions of courses in lucrative markets like Japan! South Korea! Hawaii! I’m sure he won’t forget a 10% discount from the readjusted 🙂 greens fees for serving members of the military. ---
**Author:** ![penultima\_thule](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/penultima_thule/32/3833_2.png) [@penultima\_thule](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/penultima_thule)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2016, 10:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-trump-fun-if-elected-trump-will-sell-__________-to-the-us-government/760346/6 "2016-07-20T22:49:05Z")
If TRUMP is elected, as an integral part of the “Make America Strong” policy all manufactures of PVA glues will be required to reformulate their products as 2 part epoxies. Weak adhesives such as used in Post-It Notes will be declared subversive to US interests. 3M will placed under the scrutiny of Homeland Security agencies on the grounds that if a company has that many Ms in its name it’s only reasonable to assume one of them stands for Muslim.