# More Unfortunate Headlines from AP

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-unfortunate-headlines-from-ap/158168>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [February 28, 2003, 4:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-unfortunate-headlines-from-ap/158168 "2003-02-28T16:59:08Z")\
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**Author:** ![Eve](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Eve](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eve)\
**Post date:** [February 28, 2003, 4:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-unfortunate-headlines-from-ap/158168/1 "2003-02-28T16:59:08Z")

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A story today about the attorney for the band Great White (involved in the Rhode Island nightclub fire) is headlined, “ **Great White Attorney Says Singer Will Seek Immunity**.”

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**Author:** ![Philster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/13edae/32.png) [@Philster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Philster)\
**Post date:** [February 28, 2003, 6:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-unfortunate-headlines-from-ap/158168/2 "2003-02-28T18:04:38Z")

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Sharks. All of them.

Or just big whiteys.