# More unlikely doper quotes **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [July 19, 2001, 7:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-unlikely-doper-quotes/73089 "2001-07-19T19:25:33Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 9\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![mdf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/dbc845/32.png) [@mdf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mdf)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2001, 3:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-unlikely-doper-quotes/73089/41 "2001-07-20T15:48:30Z")
\*\* > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by thinksnow \* > \*\* > > > [@](#): > > > > \*\*mdf \*\* > > **racinchikki:** Real race cars can turn _left_, too. > > Uh, real race cars already do…alot. \*\* [sub]Right, dammit. RIGHT RIGHT RIGHT. That’s what I get for runnin’ on 4 hours sleep. Furrfu![/sub] ---
**Author:** ![CrankyAsAnOldMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/crankyasanoldman/32/11670_2.png) [@CrankyAsAnOldMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CrankyAsAnOldMan)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2001, 4:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-unlikely-doper-quotes/73089/42 "2001-07-20T16:03:41Z")
**Arden Ranger:** That Persephone is such an annoying hag! I think I’m going to move to another continent to avoid ever having to meet her. **Sue Dunhym:** Can someone send me the name of a great real estate agent in Flint, MI? **sailor:** Group Hug! **Qadcop the Mercotan** What’s that thingie connected to that whatsitsname at the back of your throat? ---
**Author:** ![MsRobyn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/90ced4/32.png) [@MsRobyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MsRobyn)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2001, 4:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-unlikely-doper-quotes/73089/43 "2001-07-20T16:18:12Z")
**Odieman** : Now that you mention it, I don’t know who sings that song. **iampunha** : Take my shirt off? Are you crazy?! (or: I just got a haircut yesterday! D’ya like it?) **robgruver** : Ya know, my sex life is a private thing, and I really don’t want to share it with y’all. **Tripler** : Drinking every night is juvenile, and I’m really too old for that sort of thing. I think I’ll stay home and read a good book. **Scotticher** : I am so sick of listening to your problems! Take it elsewhere! **MsRobyn** : I _hate_ cooking! I’d rather go out. Robin [sub]I apologize to any offended parties. These are too easy to miss[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![rjung](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/45deac/32.png) [@rjung](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rjung)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2001, 4:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-unlikely-doper-quotes/73089/44 "2001-07-20T16:56:00Z")
**Monster104:** I’m sick and tired of Windows, I’m getting a Macintosh. **sailor:** Sure, the Chinese government isn’t perfect, but they do have some good points. **Elvis L1ves:** Jesse Helms is _awesome!_ **walor:** There is no God. ---
**Author:** ![THespos](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/8c91f0/32.png) [@THespos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/THespos)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2001, 5:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-unlikely-doper-quotes/73089/45 "2001-07-20T17:20:21Z")
Tripler - “There’s no way the Devils have a shot against the Rangers this season. Still, there’s nothing quite like a glass of warm milk while I watch them play on TV.” SaxFace - “George Thorogood and the Destroyers? No, I can’t say I’ve ever [heard one of their songs.](http://www.hespos.com/sdmb/bar_dance.mpg)” lurkernomore - “Tripler, if you start a brawl in this bar, you’re on your own.” TruePisces - “Forget all this flirtation and ambiguity. What I really want to know is whether or not you’ll sleep with me tonight. Yes or no.” Nacho4Sara - “Ukelele Ike? Ewww… He’s all yours, Falcon. Just get him off my lap.” UncleBeer - “Let’s see some more references to genitalia, unprovoked violence and deviant sex acts in those thread titles, folks.” SmackFu - “Perl sucks.” ---
**Author:** ![Monster104](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c6cbf5/32.png) [@Monster104](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monster104)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2001, 8:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-unlikely-doper-quotes/73089/46 "2001-07-20T20:13:57Z")
**Manservant Hecubus** : I’m going to become a priest. **Crunchy Frog** : Monty Python has no humor value whatsoever. **Cecil Adams** : Welcome to the boards, Monster104! **ColdFire** : My penis has a barely adequate length to direct my urine. **rjung** : Go Bush! **UncleBeer** : I need to move somewhere where no one has guns. And I need to join AA. **robgruver** : I never use ANY Microsoft products. **Fenris** : Time for some good ol’ **handy** post-padding. **Homer** : No drugs for me, thanks. **iampunha** : More beer! More vodka! **Esprix** : God, nude women turn me on uncontrollably! ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Cynical](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ee59a6/32.png) [@Mr.Cynical](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Cynical)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2001, 11:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-unlikely-doper-quotes/73089/47 "2001-07-20T23:11:23Z")
Manservant Cynical: I get laid ALL THE TIME. :rolleyes: ---
**Author:** ![Persephone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ecc23a/32.png) [@Persephone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Persephone)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2001, 12:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-unlikely-doper-quotes/73089/48 "2001-07-21T00:06:40Z")
**tomndebb:** Oh, shut the hell up, you moron! **DavidB:** Cites? Bah, who needs 'em? **Arden:** Man, I am SO getting tired of this flashing thing… **thinksnow:** No, I will NOT show you my penis! I’m just not that kind of guy! **Jester:** sTRAighT dOpE ROOOOOOOLZ!!! **pepperlandgirl:** Really now, the Beatles are SO overrated. And so are buttplugs, for that matter. **Alphagene:** Group hug!!! **Me:** But enough about my husband & kids. Quantum physics, anyone? ---
**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2001, 12:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-unlikely-doper-quotes/73089/49 "2001-07-21T00:15:05Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Persephone \* > \*\* > **Arden:** Man, I am SO getting tired of this flashing thing… > \*\* Oh, flash my boobs twice… um… no, three, no four times and **Persephone** gives me grief! 😛 > [@](#): > > Arden Ranger - Who the hell is Claudia Christian? > > Arden Ranger (since somebody stole my Claudia Christian one!!! 🙂 Okay! Okay! I’ll stop! 🙂 [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-unlikely-doper-quotes/73089.md?page=2)