# More very hate-able commercials **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [April 14, 2015, 5:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-very-hate-able-commercials/717663 "2015-04-14T17:48:49Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 28
**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2015, 3:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-very-hate-able-commercials/717663/541 "2015-08-30T15:40:26Z")
> [@dougie\_monty](#): > > Godaddy 😕 Web hosting/developer company infamous for having commercials featuring hot blondes who get into compromising positions, requiring people visit their site to see how the commercials end. ---
**Author:** ![Infovore](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/infovore/32/420_2.png) [@Infovore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Infovore)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2015, 3:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-very-hate-able-commercials/717663/542 "2015-08-30T15:45:34Z")
> [@Skywatcher](#): > > Web hosting/developer company infamous for having commercials featuring hot blondes who get into compromising positions, requiring people visit their site to see how the commercials end. Which is unfortunate, because I’ve been with them since 2005 and every experience I’ve had with them has been fantastic. Shame about the stupid commercials… ---
**Author:** ![Laggard](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/9de053/32.png) [@Laggard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Laggard)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2015, 3:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-very-hate-able-commercials/717663/543 "2015-08-30T15:50:03Z")
> [@Infovore](#): > > Which is unfortunate, because I’ve been with them since 2005 and every experience I’ve had with them has been fantastic. Shame about the stupid commercials… My wife used them for years and said the same thing. ---
**Author:** ![purplehearingaid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/7bcc69/32.png) [@purplehearingaid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/purplehearingaid)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2015, 4:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-very-hate-able-commercials/717663/544 "2015-08-30T16:02:25Z")
There is a commercial showing 3 women with hair that flat and not combed very good and the women are complaining about wanting thicker hair… So they use this hair product that suppose to give you ‘thicker’ hair and it show the women after they used the junk and all 3 women had their hair curled and brush ! Give me a break of course your hair is going to look fuller after is washed and set and brushed out! I hate this stupid commercial ! ---
**Author:** ![dougie\_monty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/439d5e/32.png) [@dougie\_monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dougie_monty)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2015, 4:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-very-hate-able-commercials/717663/545 "2015-08-30T16:05:38Z")
> [@purplehearingaid](#): > > There is a commercial showing 3 women with hair that flat and not combed very good and the women are complaining about wanting thicker hair… So they use this hair product that suppose to give you ‘thicker’ hair and it show the women after they used the junk and all 3 women had their hair curled and brush ! > Give me a break of course your hair is going to look fuller after is washed and set and brushed out! I hate this stupid commercial ! Doodles Weaver once said that someone told him his hair was getting thin. He said, “Well, who wants fat hair?” 😃 ---
**Author:** ![WolfpackJeep](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wolfpackjeep/32/2921_2.png) [@WolfpackJeep](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WolfpackJeep)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2015, 9:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-very-hate-able-commercials/717663/546 "2015-08-30T21:55:52Z")
_lemonade luh luh luh lemonade lemonade luh luh luh lemonade lemonade luh luh luh lemonade lemonade luh luh luh lemonade_ I have no idea what this commercial is advertising, but there’s a special place in hell for the person(s) responsible for the music. ---
**Author:** ![dougie\_monty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/439d5e/32.png) [@dougie\_monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dougie_monty)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2015, 12:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-very-hate-able-commercials/717663/547 "2015-08-31T00:10:22Z")
That’s a shame…I like lemonade. ☹ ---
**Author:** ![Robot\_Arm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/robot_arm/32/18280_2.png) [@Robot\_Arm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Robot_Arm)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2015, 12:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-very-hate-able-commercials/717663/548 "2015-08-31T00:48:35Z")
> [@dougie\_monty](#): > > Doodles Weaver once said that someone told him his hair was getting thin. He said, “Well, who wants fat hair?” 😃 That’s a killer! Just been reading his entry on Wikipedia, sounds like he lived an interesting life. ---
**Author:** ![Rick\_Kitchen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rick_kitchen/32/522_2.png) [@Rick\_Kitchen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rick_Kitchen)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2015, 4:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-very-hate-able-commercials/717663/549 "2015-08-31T04:33:45Z")
> [@WolfpackJeep](#): > > _lemonade luh luh luh lemonade lemonade luh luh luh lemonade lemonade luh luh luh lemonade lemonade luh luh luh lemonade_ > > I have no idea what this commercial is advertising, but there’s a special place in hell for the person(s) responsible for the music. The song is called “Lemonade” (duh) by Sophie. Sophie is a guy, btw. His real name is Samuel Long. It's a McDonald's commercial, btw. ---
**Author:** ![WolfpackJeep](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wolfpackjeep/32/2921_2.png) [@WolfpackJeep](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WolfpackJeep)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2015, 5:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-very-hate-able-commercials/717663/550 "2015-08-31T05:48:22Z")
So I run the risk of actually encountering this song on the radio, or in some venue. (O\_o) I like lemonade too, just not in annoying audio form. ---
**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2015, 1:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-very-hate-able-commercials/717663/551 "2015-08-31T13:53:09Z")
> [@Robot\_Arm](#): > > That’s a killer! Oh, _that’s_ what he’s saying! Sounds more like “Thanks, Killer.” ---
**Author:** ![dougie\_monty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/439d5e/32.png) [@dougie\_monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dougie_monty)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2015, 3:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-very-hate-able-commercials/717663/552 "2015-08-31T15:00:05Z")
Doodles followed that comment with “Oooooooooooo!” ---
**Author:** ![Dung\_Beetle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dung_beetle/32/7945_2.png) [@Dung\_Beetle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dung_Beetle)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2015, 3:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-very-hate-able-commercials/717663/553 "2015-08-31T15:42:52Z")
> [@WolfpackJeep](#): > > _lemonade luh luh luh lemonade lemonade luh luh luh lemonade lemonade luh luh luh lemonade lemonade luh luh luh lemonade_ > > I have no idea what this commercial is advertising, but there’s a special place in hell for the person(s) responsible for the music. I respond, “Round the corner fudge is made!” What? Weren’t we all thinking it? ---
**Author:** ![dougie\_monty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/439d5e/32.png) [@dougie\_monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dougie_monty)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2015, 4:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-very-hate-able-commercials/717663/554 "2015-08-31T16:01:52Z")
> [@Dung\_Beetle](#): > > I respond, “Round the corner fudge is made!” > > What? Weren’t we all thinking it? You would have to be clairvoyant to be able to make that assertion. ---
**Author:** ![WolfpackJeep](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wolfpackjeep/32/2921_2.png) [@WolfpackJeep](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WolfpackJeep)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2015, 10:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-very-hate-able-commercials/717663/555 "2015-08-31T22:48:27Z")
> [@Dung\_Beetle](#): > > I respond, “Round the corner fudge is made!” Dear sweet Og, it fits the beat _perfectly_. ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2015, 11:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-very-hate-able-commercials/717663/556 "2015-08-31T23:06:35Z")
> [@Dung\_Beetle](#): > > I respond, “Round the corner fudge is made!” > > What? Weren’t we all thinking it? > [@WolfpackJeep](#): > > Dear sweet Og, it fits the beat _perfectly_. [Yes. Yes it does.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HeiSx5MNDvg) ---
**Author:** ![WolfpackJeep](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wolfpackjeep/32/2921_2.png) [@WolfpackJeep](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WolfpackJeep)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2015, 11:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-very-hate-able-commercials/717663/557 "2015-08-31T23:32:52Z")
…Somehow, I had no idea that existed until now. XD ---
**Author:** ![Irishman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/b487fb/32.png) [@Irishman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Irishman)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2015, 3:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-very-hate-able-commercials/717663/558 "2015-09-01T03:13:13Z")
> [@Fear\_Itself](#): > > [Yes. Yes it does.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HeiSx5MNDvg) It’s actually an old childhood chant. Amy has updated it to make it a humorous sex song. No, poop is not sexy. “Fudge machine” does not make it hot. ---
**Author:** ![dougie\_monty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/439d5e/32.png) [@dougie\_monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dougie_monty)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2015, 5:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-very-hate-able-commercials/717663/559 "2015-09-01T05:19:25Z")
Aw, please don’t do that. I like fudge. :eek: ---
**Author:** ![Irishman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/b487fb/32.png) [@Irishman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Irishman)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2015, 3:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-very-hate-able-commercials/717663/560 "2015-09-01T15:33:50Z")
> [@purplehearingaid](#): > > There is a commercial showing 3 women with hair that flat and not combed very good and the women are complaining about wanting thicker hair… So they use this hair product that suppose to give you ‘thicker’ hair and it show the women after they used the junk and all 3 women had their hair curled and brush ! > Give me a break of course your hair is going to look fuller after is washed and set and brushed out! I hate this stupid commercial ! Just saw one of those - Fructis shampoo. Yeah, the before girl didn’t even have neat unfluffed hair. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-very-hate-able-commercials/717663.md?page=27) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-very-hate-able-commercials/717663.md?page=29)