# More wedding rudeness

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-wedding-rudeness/472877>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [November 15, 2008, 5:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-wedding-rudeness/472877 "2008-11-15T17:18:39Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 3\
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**Author:** ![zweisamkeit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/zweisamkeit/32/4360_2.png) [@zweisamkeit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/zweisamkeit)\
**Post date:** [November 25, 2008, 3:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-wedding-rudeness/472877/161 "2008-11-25T15:55:09Z")

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> [@OpalCat](#):
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> That would be a _really_ short scarf…
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> 😛

Not at all! You just need super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super bulky yarn. 😃

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**Author:** ![phall0106](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/phall0106/32/5934_2.png) [@phall0106](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/phall0106)\
**Post date:** [November 25, 2008, 5:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-wedding-rudeness/472877/162 "2008-11-25T17:30:11Z")

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When my brother got married for the first…maybe the second…no, I think it may have been the first, because it absolutely wasn’ the third time, or the second time, but was most likely the first time, he asked our mother (who attended that wedding) at the reception if they could open the envelopes because he needed the cash to pay the DJ.

I wasn’t invited to that wedding, nor the second and sure as hell not the third. I’m waiting for Divorce #3 to see how long Wedding #4 will take.

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**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\
**Post date:** [November 25, 2008, 10:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-wedding-rudeness/472877/163 "2008-11-25T22:11:41Z")

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> [@Shirley\_Ujest](#):
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> I bet there is a Bromance still going on.

Heh heh. You know, they did ditch me and run off to a hockey game together last Saturday…

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> I always hated the cake smashing and the garter belt crap. Didn’t do either at our wedding, and it put a bee in alot of old people’s noses.

Neither did we. I think the garter belt thing is very gauche. We did toss the bouquet, however, which was just funny because the only single girl there was my sister who had been trying to drag her boyfriend to the altar for years. She was a very good sport about it. 😃

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