# More worthy of my bigoted contempt: Elves or Smurfs? **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [August 14, 2015, 3:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-worthy-of-my-bigoted-contempt-elves-or-smurfs/727843 "2015-08-14T15:57:46Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 13\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![stui\_magpie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/stui_magpie/32/11010_2.png) [@stui\_magpie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/stui_magpie)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2015, 6:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-worthy-of-my-bigoted-contempt-elves-or-smurfs/727843/41 "2015-08-17T06:43:25Z")
The Elves, Smurfette is a very talented fellatrix. ---
**Author:** ![j666](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/9de0a6/32.png) [@j666](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/j666)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2015, 11:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-worthy-of-my-bigoted-contempt-elves-or-smurfs/727843/42 "2015-08-17T11:32:01Z")
Smurfs. Elves are armed. ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2015, 2:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-worthy-of-my-bigoted-contempt-elves-or-smurfs/727843/43 "2015-08-17T14:42:41Z")
> [@Spectre\_of\_Pithecanthropus](#): > > If the plural form were Smurves rather than Smurfs, they would less contemptible than they really are. If it were Smerrows, even less so. I shot some Smerrows into the air. They fell to Earth; I know not where. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2015, 3:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-worthy-of-my-bigoted-contempt-elves-or-smurfs/727843/44 "2015-08-17T15:35:06Z")
> [@stui\_magpie](#): > > The Elves, Smurfette is a very talented fellatrix. “Dear _Penthouse_, you’ll never believe what happened to me during a recent visit to the Smurf village…” ---
**Author:** ![Doctor\_Jackson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/doctor_jackson/32/32_2.png) [@Doctor\_Jackson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Doctor_Jackson)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2015, 6:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-worthy-of-my-bigoted-contempt-elves-or-smurfs/727843/45 "2015-08-17T18:44:47Z")
Either are fine on their own, but those outrageous mixed breed Smelves and Elurfs, depending on paternity, are the ones I (rightfully) distain. Not quite blue but not a normal flesh tone, ears elongated but yet rounded - urgh! ---
**Author:** ![Lowdown](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c57346/32.png) [@Lowdown](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lowdown)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2015, 8:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-worthy-of-my-bigoted-contempt-elves-or-smurfs/727843/46 "2015-08-17T20:03:00Z")
Smurfs. I loathe smurfs. I have been bitching about them my whole life. Smurf them. Anecdote! …my mom dropped a big Smurf cake off for me at school for my 8th(?) grade birthday. During lunch. In front of everyone. Just to screw with me. My mom is a dick! Most kids probably would have been mortified but that’s how we roll. It was pretty funny. ---
**Author:** ![DinoR](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dinor/32/2821_2.png) [@DinoR](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DinoR)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2015, 10:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-worthy-of-my-bigoted-contempt-elves-or-smurfs/727843/47 "2015-08-17T22:21:36Z")
Why be bigoted. There’s plenty of perfectly good reasons to hate on an individual basis that covers most Smurfs, Elves, Welsh, and all other bipedal humanoid groups ---
**Author:** ![Skald\_the\_Rhymer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ecccb3/32.png) [@Skald\_the\_Rhymer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skald_the_Rhymer)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2015, 10:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-worthy-of-my-bigoted-contempt-elves-or-smurfs/727843/48 "2015-08-17T22:31:26Z")
No more Welsh jokes, please. I gave my word to stop, which to my mind includes not encouraging others to make them. ---
**Author:** ![MrDibble](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mrdibble/32/114_2.png) [@MrDibble](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MrDibble)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2015, 5:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-worthy-of-my-bigoted-contempt-elves-or-smurfs/727843/49 "2015-08-18T05:30:04Z")
> [@Lowdown](#): > > Smurfs. I loathe smurfs. This is the worst Gargamel impersonation ever… …it’s “Oooh, I HATE Smurfs!” ---
**Author:** ![Thudlow\_Boink](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thudlow_boink/32/320_2.png) [@Thudlow\_Boink](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thudlow_Boink)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2015, 12:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-worthy-of-my-bigoted-contempt-elves-or-smurfs/727843/50 "2015-08-18T12:49:51Z")
Nassty Smurfses… ---
**Author:** ![Spectre\_of\_Pithecanthropus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spectre_of_pithecanthropus/32/12343_2.png) [@Spectre\_of\_Pithecanthropus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spectre_of_Pithecanthropus)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2017, 7:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-worthy-of-my-bigoted-contempt-elves-or-smurfs/727843/51 "2017-08-28T19:58:19Z")
> [@Little\_Nemo](#): > > I shot some Smerrows into the air. They fell to Earth; I know not where. He gets his Smerrows wholesale. ---
**Author:** ![QuickSilver](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quicksilver/32/7832_2.png) [@QuickSilver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/QuickSilver)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2017, 8:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-worthy-of-my-bigoted-contempt-elves-or-smurfs/727843/52 "2017-08-28T20:17:26Z")
I don’t know who I hate more, zombie elves or zombie smurfs. ---
**Author:** ![Patx2](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/73ab20/32.png) [@Patx2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Patx2)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2017, 11:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-worthy-of-my-bigoted-contempt-elves-or-smurfs/727843/53 "2017-08-28T23:41:06Z")
Does this include the elves that made my Christmas toys when I was a young girl? If so then, no question about it, the smurfs have got to go. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-worthy-of-my-bigoted-contempt-elves-or-smurfs/727843.md?page=2)