# Morgan Fairchild - HOT HOT HOT - or - How much work has been done? **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [April 1, 2004, 3:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/morgan-fairchild-hot-hot-hot-or-how-much-work-has-been-done/237657 "2004-04-01T03:12:23Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 16\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![DirkGntly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/d9b06d/32.png) [@DirkGntly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DirkGntly)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2004, 3:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/morgan-fairchild-hot-hot-hot-or-how-much-work-has-been-done/237657/1 "2004-04-01T03:12:23Z")
I don’t know if this is the appropriate place, but since she’s an actress or media personality, I kinda figured this would be the place to start, at any rate… I’ve been seeing the latest Old Navy commercials, where they’re playing “The Hustle” and all these folks are dancing and, well, she’s **!!FREAKING HOT!!** in that commercial! Now, her birthday is listed as Feb 3, 1950, which makes her 54 years old, but she doesn’t look a DAY over, say, 35. I realize makeup and lighting can do a lot, but taking 20 years off?? I just don’t know…is she just “well preserved” or has she had some work done? I’ve gotta know, 'cuz I feel just a tad icky, since I am only 34 myself and this woman is old enough to be my MOTHER… **shiver** …so, anyone know for sure? And I mean FOR SURE, not speculation, as to whether she’s had work done? Would make me feel better to know she has, I think… …and while we’re at it, what others are out there that seem similarly “well-preserved” to you other folks? Off the top of my head, Annette O’Toole is still looking pretty good at 52… …man, there must be something wrong with me… :eek: ---
**Author:** ![Bandanaman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/3ab097/32.png) [@Bandanaman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bandanaman)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2004, 3:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/morgan-fairchild-hot-hot-hot-or-how-much-work-has-been-done/237657/2 "2004-04-01T03:19:40Z")
Well, IMO, it looks like at _least_ a boob job, unnecessary, if you ask me, but yeah, I’d FAP it. ---
**Author:** ![Zsofia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/7bcc69/32.png) [@Zsofia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zsofia)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2004, 4:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/morgan-fairchild-hot-hot-hot-or-how-much-work-has-been-done/237657/3 "2004-04-01T04:32:06Z")
I wouldn’t hazard a guess as to the Work she’s had done (although I’ll vote breast augmentation), but a hairdresser I know who met her at a hair show a few years ago said she positively -reeked- of her full body makeup, and that up close it was a little scary. So some of it might be cosmetics instead of cosmetic surgery. Or in addition to. ---
**Author:** ![Cardinal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardinal/32/4000_2.png) [@Cardinal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardinal)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2004, 4:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/morgan-fairchild-hot-hot-hot-or-how-much-work-has-been-done/237657/4 "2004-04-01T04:39:02Z")
Yeah, how can it NOT be a little surgical help? There’s a woman at work who looks great for having 30-year old kids, but I have a deep suspicion of it. Being a guy, I’ll never get away with, “You look so great. Have you ever had any work done?” ---
**Author:** ![Beauty\_Personified](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e480ec/32.png) [@Beauty\_Personified](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beauty_Personified)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2004, 4:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/morgan-fairchild-hot-hot-hot-or-how-much-work-has-been-done/237657/5 "2004-04-01T04:42:56Z")
Don’t forget, television itself, aside from make-up, can do a lot for someone’s looks. Lighting, angles, whatnot. That said, I heard that she’s a vampire… ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2004, 5:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/morgan-fairchild-hot-hot-hot-or-how-much-work-has-been-done/237657/6 "2004-04-01T05:10:56Z")
As I recall, Fairchild has been fairly open about having had plastic surgery. It’s her sex life she supposedly keeps secrets about. Two other good looking women over fifty are Jane Seymour and Sigourney Weaver. ---
**Author:** ![Snooooopy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ee7513/32.png) [@Snooooopy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snooooopy)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2004, 5:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/morgan-fairchild-hot-hot-hot-or-how-much-work-has-been-done/237657/7 "2004-04-01T05:46:45Z")
> [@Little Nemo](#): > > Two other good looking women over fifty are Jane Seymour and Sigourney Weaver. And Susan Sarandon! ---
**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2004, 5:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/morgan-fairchild-hot-hot-hot-or-how-much-work-has-been-done/237657/8 "2004-04-01T05:52:11Z")
I’m only 22 and I think she’s hot as well. What’s to be ooged out about? ---
**Author:** ![seriousart](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ebca7d/32.png) [@seriousart](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/seriousart)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2004, 6:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/morgan-fairchild-hot-hot-hot-or-how-much-work-has-been-done/237657/9 "2004-04-01T06:33:56Z")
I thought the same thing, myself. Used to have a Morgan poster in my bedroom in the early 80’s. Good times… good times… Unrelated anedote about makeup and celebrities… Saw the Kathy Griffin special recently and thought to myself that she was looking pretty darn good. Especially since I bumped into her in person in Aspen about 5 years ago and she looked like someone painted the crypt keeper with a roller brush of makeup. Either she’s been doing some serious oxygen tent therapy or Bravo worked some magic with lighting and makeup. ---
**Author:** ![SanguineSpider](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@SanguineSpider](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SanguineSpider)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2004, 6:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/morgan-fairchild-hot-hot-hot-or-how-much-work-has-been-done/237657/10 "2004-04-01T06:55:06Z")
The dung of tree rats is said to be rather _beneficial_ when applied to the skin of aging celebrities but… you didn’t hear it from me _sly wink smilie_ ---
**Author:** ![cantara](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/6f9a4e/32.png) [@cantara](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cantara)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2004, 1:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/morgan-fairchild-hot-hot-hot-or-how-much-work-has-been-done/237657/11 "2004-04-01T13:14:41Z")
There is also some sort of software that evens out the skin appearance on television. I recall hearing about this a few years ago (on TV no less) with a demonstration of the effects. For proof look at Barbara Walters, although I think they have to smear the camera lens with vaseline as well… My search skills are serious lacking, so I don’t have a cite. ---
**Author:** ![Jinx](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/c6cbf5/32.png) [@Jinx](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jinx)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2004, 2:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/morgan-fairchild-hot-hot-hot-or-how-much-work-has-been-done/237657/12 "2004-04-01T14:38:40Z")
…and, all she can is do is Old Navy commericals? ---
**Author:** ![av8rmike](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/edb3f5/32.png) [@av8rmike](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/av8rmike)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2004, 2:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/morgan-fairchild-hot-hot-hot-or-how-much-work-has-been-done/237657/13 "2004-04-01T14:54:35Z")
> [@DirkGntly](#): > > …is she just “well preserved” or has she had some work done? I’ve gotta know, 'cuz I feel just a tad icky, since I am only 34 myself and this woman is old enough to be my MOTHER… **shiver** Does it matter? And what’s wrong with older women? FAP? 😕 ---
**Author:** ![Master\_Wang-Ka](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/master_wang-ka/32/3325_2.png) [@Master\_Wang-Ka](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Master_Wang-Ka)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2004, 3:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/morgan-fairchild-hot-hot-hot-or-how-much-work-has-been-done/237657/14 "2004-04-01T15:11:44Z")
At close range, the woman’s neck looks like it’s made of flesh-colored cables. The illusion is not perfect. Still, she’s lookin’ pretty good for her age… ---
**Author:** ![Slacker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/6bbea6/32.png) [@Slacker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slacker)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2004, 3:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/morgan-fairchild-hot-hot-hot-or-how-much-work-has-been-done/237657/15 "2004-04-01T15:27:04Z")
> [@av8rmike](#): > > FAP? 😕 lol it means… uh, well… it’s the sound one may hear while… um, engaging in lightsaber practice with Han(d) Solo? (think fap fap fap fap) ---
**Author:** ![Evil\_Captor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f17d59/32.png) [@Evil\_Captor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Evil_Captor)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2004, 3:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/morgan-fairchild-hot-hot-hot-or-how-much-work-has-been-done/237657/16 "2004-04-01T15:43:24Z")
I’d say the best-looking older woman is Kim Cattrall. Man, she’s past 40 but she still looks delooshus.