# Morgenstern

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/morgenstern/816064>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [June 14, 2018, 1:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/morgenstern/816064 "2018-06-14T01:47:03Z")\
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**Author:** ![Razncain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/9d8465/32.png) [@Razncain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Razncain)\
**Post date:** [June 14, 2018, 6:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/morgenstern/816064/46 "2018-06-14T18:49:47Z")

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> [@Omnibus Trolls R Us Thread](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/8310):
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> This is the proper forum to discuss trolling?  
> I thought so.  
> I’d like to introduce you to a newly discovered form of trolling. \*\*Hysteria trolling. \*\*That’s trolling with a “wet your pants” level of panic and of course, little tantrums.  
> Hysteria trolling.  
> {snip}

You poor thing. You going to be alright? Did you sleep well last night? Actually the proper place for self-admitted trolls is the one that has your name on it, so I brought it here for you. Not worth quoting the whole thing, it’s just a red-herring you’re throwing out, anyhow, so you can work on your persecution complex.

Start with dropping that cross, it’s going to get awfully heavy if you want to play the martyr card. You know what you did, and you continue to do here and your other favorite place you like to cower, and if you really did apologize like in a public setting at the Dope since it was in public, you can point it out to us, because many long-timers are not familiar with it. This shouldn’t be too difficult for you to remember if you take one-tenth of an interest in your own life as you do others.

While you’re on your new and improved charm offensive tour, maybe you can put down both your cross and your Don Rickle’s _How to Win Friends and Influence People_ and tell us a little bit more about yourself. Have any siblings, pets, is there a Mrs. Morgenstern? You’re among friends, I can assure you, we won’t use or do anything to you that you haven’t already done to anybody else.

> [@Omnibus Trolls R Us Thread](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/8312):
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> Not Ed, he’s the victim…

Of YOU! Wrapping your arms around Ed, isn’t going to save you, b/c I’m pretty sure, Ed…well, he’s tired of your shit too. Damn, you’re thick.

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