# Morning Glory Cafe: Guess the Graffito **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [August 19, 2006, 6:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/morning-glory-cafe-guess-the-graffito/369324 "2006-08-19T06:25:24Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 9\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![susan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/susan/32/17537_2.png) [@susan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/susan)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2006, 6:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/morning-glory-cafe-guess-the-graffito/369324/1 "2006-08-19T06:25:24Z")
So after I ate my vegan french toast there in the Morning Glory Cafe (hard by the Eugene, Oregon Amtrak station), I went into the restroom. Guess what graffito I saw. (AKA, confess your vandalism, fellow doper!) ---
**Author:** ![susan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/susan/32/17537_2.png) [@susan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/susan)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2006, 6:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/morning-glory-cafe-guess-the-graffito/369324/2 "2006-08-19T06:28:22Z")
(Yes, I know, it might not be a fellow doper. But anyway, guess!) ---
**Author:** ![jayjay](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jayjay/32/6765_2.png) [@jayjay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jayjay)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2006, 6:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/morning-glory-cafe-guess-the-graffito/369324/3 "2006-08-19T06:52:13Z")
“Rio, by Duran Duran”? “Hi, Opal?” ---
**Author:** ![Rysdad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/7cd45c/32.png) [@Rysdad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rysdad)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2006, 1:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/morning-glory-cafe-guess-the-graffito/369324/4 "2006-08-19T13:46:40Z")
“Evening Grace”? ---
**Author:** ![Zeldar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/b77776/32.png) [@Zeldar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zeldar)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2006, 2:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/morning-glory-cafe-guess-the-graffito/369324/5 "2006-08-19T14:01:09Z")
What are you looking up here for? The joke is in your hand. ---
**Author:** ![Larry\_Mudd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f14d63/32.png) [@Larry\_Mudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Mudd)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2006, 3:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/morning-glory-cafe-guess-the-graffito/369324/6 "2006-08-19T15:39:40Z")
My guess is that it was “When come back, bring pie,” but that it wasn’t a Doper who wrote it. [I like pie.](http://img64.imageshack.us/img64/8316/bringpieda0.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Beware\_of\_Doug](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/278dde/32.png) [@Beware\_of\_Doug](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beware_of_Doug)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2006, 3:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/morning-glory-cafe-guess-the-graffito/369324/7 "2006-08-19T15:52:26Z")
“I love grils.” Et seq. ---
**Author:** ![Rhubarb](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/59ef9b/32.png) [@Rhubarb](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rhubarb)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2006, 4:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/morning-glory-cafe-guess-the-graffito/369324/8 "2006-08-19T16:14:13Z")
“I burning your dog.” ? “All your base are belong to us.” ? Kilroy was here - once, for 20 minutes in the early 60’s. ---
**Author:** ![susan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/susan/32/17537_2.png) [@susan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/susan)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2006, 5:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/morning-glory-cafe-guess-the-graffito/369324/9 "2006-08-19T17:52:04Z")
**Rhubarb wins!** And the meme is… _All your base are belong to us._ Pie, Opal, or burning dogs would have pointed more clearly to this board, if not its members, and “all your base” is widely distributed, but it still made me think fondly of all of you as I waited for the train. It was the same feeling I had when I saw an Andre the Giant sticker in the Old City of Jerusalem, recalling my RISD-proximate years in Providence, RI.