# Mornington Crescent Thread

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mornington-crescent-thread/266832>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [September 30, 2004, 1:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mornington-crescent-thread/266832 "2004-09-30T13:08:35Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![GorillaMan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/50afbb/32.png) [@GorillaMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GorillaMan)\
**Post date:** [October 1, 2004, 11:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mornington-crescent-thread/266832/61 "2004-10-01T11:34:51Z")

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OK, round two.

Epping.

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**Author:** ![Small\_Clanger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9fc348/32.png) [@Small\_Clanger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Small_Clanger)\
**Post date:** [October 1, 2004, 11:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mornington-crescent-thread/266832/62 "2004-10-01T11:34:59Z")

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Whew, that was a close game at the end! **Gorilla Man** you may have to persuade **Iceland\_Blue** about those triples 🙂

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**Author:** ![Ithaka](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/e0b2c6/32.png) [@Ithaka](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ithaka)\
**Post date:** [October 1, 2004, 11:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mornington-crescent-thread/266832/63 "2004-10-01T11:35:13Z")

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It was good play, if rather ungracious I fear.

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**Author:** ![Mangetout](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mangetout/32/19_2.png) [@Mangetout](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mangetout)\
**Post date:** [October 1, 2004, 11:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mornington-crescent-thread/266832/64 "2004-10-01T11:38:02Z")

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Oh good show!

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**Author:** ![Mangetout](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mangetout/32/19_2.png) [@Mangetout](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mangetout)\
**Post date:** [October 1, 2004, 11:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mornington-crescent-thread/266832/65 "2004-10-01T11:39:03Z")

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Heathrow Terminal 4

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**Author:** ![Iceland\_Blue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/4bbf92/32.png) [@Iceland\_Blue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Iceland_Blue)\
**Post date:** [October 1, 2004, 11:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mornington-crescent-thread/266832/66 "2004-10-01T11:40:18Z")

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From Epping…to Pimlico

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**Author:** ![Mangetout](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mangetout/32/19_2.png) [@Mangetout](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mangetout)\
**Post date:** [October 1, 2004, 11:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mornington-crescent-thread/266832/67 "2004-10-01T11:58:44Z")

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Excuse me! Foul Play! You ignored my turn.

I invoke Grimshaw’s contingency - my three moves in hand will be:

West Acton  
Northwick Park  
Hammersmith

Clockwise moves on the Circle Line will incur Stebbington’s penalty.

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**Author:** ![TwistofFate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/cdc98d/32.png) [@TwistofFate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TwistofFate)\
**Post date:** [October 1, 2004, 12:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mornington-crescent-thread/266832/68 "2004-10-01T12:05:33Z")

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I have a little move I’ve been tinkering with, a variation on Shatner’s Bassoon, but borrowing some of the diagonal shunts and passes used in Mycroft’s Canundrum. I’ll start with Mill Hill East.

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**Author:** ![Mangetout](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mangetout/32/19_2.png) [@Mangetout](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mangetout)\
**Post date:** [October 1, 2004, 12:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mornington-crescent-thread/266832/69 "2004-10-01T12:36:01Z")

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You’ve walked right into Featherstonehaugh’s Forfeit, blocking alternate shifts; I’m playing Joker on Finsbury Park.

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**Author:** ![Iceland\_Blue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/4bbf92/32.png) [@Iceland\_Blue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Iceland_Blue)\
**Post date:** [October 1, 2004, 12:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mornington-crescent-thread/266832/70 "2004-10-01T12:41:46Z")

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Having taken the three moves in hand forfeit, I am struggling to do well here but never give up

Alperton High Street

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**Author:** ![TwistofFate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/cdc98d/32.png) [@TwistofFate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TwistofFate)\
**Post date:** [October 1, 2004, 1:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mornington-crescent-thread/266832/71 "2004-10-01T13:08:59Z")

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Alternats shifts? Have you gone mad? Mill Hill East, under the Earl of Plimmingtons Almanac alternates (which I believe are declared automatically in round two if the first round isn’t won using the Shunt of St. Swithins), allows for the application of a Topwise shunt, which is what I was attempting with my opening move, but, I concede, would be more obvious to the seasoned player with my second move of \*\*Hatton Cross]/b].

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**Author:** ![Zebra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/c0e974/32.png) [@Zebra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zebra)\
**Post date:** [October 1, 2004, 1:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mornington-crescent-thread/266832/72 "2004-10-01T13:23:00Z")

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Ladbroke Grove!

I may have been born yesterday but I stayed up all night.

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**Author:** ![Mangetout](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mangetout/32/19_2.png) [@Mangetout](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mangetout)\
**Post date:** [October 1, 2004, 1:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mornington-crescent-thread/266832/73 "2004-10-01T13:25:01Z")

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Haha! Smithwick’s Sacrifice move gets 'em every time!

Sloane Square, enabling mirrored diagonals under Chisholm’s interpretation.

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**Author:** ![Zebra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/c0e974/32.png) [@Zebra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zebra)\
**Post date:** [October 1, 2004, 1:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mornington-crescent-thread/266832/74 "2004-10-01T13:54:55Z")

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You think I may make the classic blunder and say North Harrow or make the ancient blunder (that can found in the Canterbury Tales) and say West Harrow, but my move is

HARROW ON-THE-HILL  
Oh yeah!  
Da ROOF! Da ROOF! Da ROOF is on FIRE!

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**Author:** ![Iceland\_Blue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/4bbf92/32.png) [@Iceland\_Blue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Iceland_Blue)\
**Post date:** [October 1, 2004, 2:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mornington-crescent-thread/266832/75 "2004-10-01T14:14:07Z")

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There are two main moves here one of which leads to a dead end, the other into a nice fast contest on the run-in. And I can never remember which is which. I’m gonna stick my neck out here

Yiewsley  
Was I right? :dubious:

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**Author:** ![Mangetout](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mangetout/32/19_2.png) [@Mangetout](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mangetout)\
**Post date:** [October 1, 2004, 2:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mornington-crescent-thread/266832/76 "2004-10-01T14:14:09Z")

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Oh come now; you’re setting up a classic Piggot’s Pincer - that one is as old as the hills.

Ravenscourt Park.

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**Author:** ![Iceland\_Blue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/4bbf92/32.png) [@Iceland\_Blue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Iceland_Blue)\
**Post date:** [October 1, 2004, 2:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mornington-crescent-thread/266832/77 "2004-10-01T14:16:20Z")

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Yes I was right

Angel

(My move, not a comment on other players)

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**Author:** ![Genghis\_Bob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/45deac/32.png) [@Genghis\_Bob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Genghis_Bob)\
**Post date:** [October 1, 2004, 2:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mornington-crescent-thread/266832/78 "2004-10-01T14:35:31Z")

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I’m dying to know the backstory here! I’m guessing it’s

London tube routes and stations?

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**Author:** ![Mangetout](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mangetout/32/19_2.png) [@Mangetout](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mangetout)\
**Post date:** [October 1, 2004, 2:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mornington-crescent-thread/266832/79 "2004-10-01T14:37:40Z")

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No move yet; I’m picking my moment, just thought I’d point out that the famous and spectaculat Nolder’s Endgame is still possible at this point.

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**Author:** ![Mangetout](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mangetout/32/19_2.png) [@Mangetout](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mangetout)\
**Post date:** [October 1, 2004, 2:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mornington-crescent-thread/266832/80 "2004-10-01T14:40:47Z")

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> [@Genghis Bob](#):
>
> I’m dying to know the backstory here!

You might find [this](http://www.dunx.org/mc/) site informative;

> [@](#):
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> Mornington Crescent is a strategy game played on the London Underground map, the aim being to move to Mornington Crescent. So far, so much like any other game.
> 
> But then, not every game has a 125 volume rulebook; few games have (literally) warring standards bodies; and no other game has an oral tradition stretching back to pre-Pharaonic Egypt.
> 
> Having pointed out these truths about Mornington Crescent, you will I am sure understand me when I say that I cannot explain the Game - steeped in theory though it is, you must play MC to understand it.

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