Did the critics actually hate “Watchmen” for being a comic book adaptation that tried to be serious? Or do you think maybe because it was the lousy script?
Go ahead and read the reviews on Rotten Tomatoes, which encompass pretty much the entirety of North American print review. The negative comments are almost all in the vein of “It was a great comic badly adapted” and “bad writing.”
This is the first movie I thought of. Eight minutes of comedic delight.
*“My fai-ants left me.”
“An’ when they was no meat we ate fowl. An’ when they was no fowl we ate crawdad. An’ when they was no crawdad to be foun’, we ate sand.”
“You’re not just tellin’ us what we wanna hear?”
“No Sir, no way.”
“'Cause we just wanna hear the truth.”
“Well then I guess I am tellin’ you what you wanna hear.”
“Boy, didn’t we just tell you not to do that?”
“Yessir.”
“Okay then.”*
And this is the other one. I love opening scenes that spend so long setting up the “rules,” just to break them all at the very end.
The screen is blank and all you hear is running footsteps, then, BLAM! Lust For Life by Iggy comes on full blast with the gang running down the street being chased by cops, Ewan Mcgregor’s voice over and then him getting hit by the car, plus the shot of him hitting the floor/soccer pitch is fantastic.
I haven’t watched it for years, but I remember that the opening rescue sequence of Cliffhanger had me totally tense and on the edge of my seat for a good ten minutes or so. I don’t remember the rest of the movie. At all.