# Most Badass video game character of all time?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-badass-video-game-character-of-all-time/313589>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [July 22, 2005, 4:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-badass-video-game-character-of-all-time/313589 "2005-07-22T04:02:59Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 16\
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**Author:** ![DWMarch](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dwmarch/32/1010_2.png) [@DWMarch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DWMarch)\
**Post date:** [July 25, 2005, 10:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-badass-video-game-character-of-all-time/313589/61 "2005-07-25T10:43:14Z")

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> [@msmith537](#):
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> Vince, the samuri sword and gatling gun weilding guido with the voice of a crazed Ray Leotta from GTA Vice City is pretty badd ass.

Actually his name is Tommy Vercetti and I came in here to say that he could kill all these other fools with ease. Who can argue with a guy like this:

Robina: You got some big cajones!  
Vercetti: Thank you! You’re the first person to tell me that since I left prison.

Carl Johnson from San Andreas is pretty bad ass too but he’s no Ray Liotta.

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**Author:** ![Argent\_Towers](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e8c25b/32.png) [@Argent\_Towers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Argent_Towers)\
**Post date:** [July 25, 2005, 10:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-badass-video-game-character-of-all-time/313589/62 "2005-07-25T10:52:33Z")

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> [@DWMarch](#):
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> Carl Johnson from San Andreas is pretty bad ass too but he’s no Ray Liotta.

I fully agree. I think that CJ does not have as much personality. The reason for this is that San Andreas was designed to be a more all-encompassing experience for the player and more like a simulation of California than just a mere “video game.” But the downside of that is that since so much work went into the surroundings, and all the other characters (and there were so frickin’ many of them and most of them were cliches, in the Grand Theft Auto tradition) that the character of CJ himself was lost.

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**Author:** ![msmith537](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d9b06d/32.png) [@msmith537](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/msmith537)\
**Post date:** [July 25, 2005, 1:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-badass-video-game-character-of-all-time/313589/63 "2005-07-25T13:41:07Z")

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> [@DWMarch](#):
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> Actually his name is Tommy Vercetti …

Where the hell did I get “Vince” from?

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**Author:** ![velveeta](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/13edae/32.png) [@velveeta](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/velveeta)\
**Post date:** [July 25, 2005, 1:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-badass-video-game-character-of-all-time/313589/64 "2005-07-25T13:50:39Z")

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I nominate my Tauren shammy character from World of Warcraft. Anyone that reads the WoW forums knows what I’m talking about. Nerf shaman! 😉

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**Author:** ![snailboy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/97f17d/32.png) [@snailboy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/snailboy)\
**Post date:** [July 25, 2005, 3:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-badass-video-game-character-of-all-time/313589/65 "2005-07-25T15:52:35Z")

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> [@Tentacle Monster](#):
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> **Argent Towers:** I think everybody in House of the Dead II tie for worst voice acting ever.

Not unless they got the five-person crew (playing about 30 characters) from Last Alert for Turbo CD.

[http://www.audioattrocities.com/](http://www.audioattrocities.com/)

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**Author:** ![snailboy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/97f17d/32.png) [@snailboy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/snailboy)\
**Post date:** [July 25, 2005, 3:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-badass-video-game-character-of-all-time/313589/66 "2005-07-25T15:55:04Z")

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I’m going to learn to spell one of these days…

[http://www.audioatrocities.com/](http://www.audioatrocities.com/)

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**Author:** ![HPL](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/3da27b/32.png) [@HPL](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/HPL)\
**Post date:** [July 31, 2005, 7:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-badass-video-game-character-of-all-time/313589/67 "2005-07-31T07:00:55Z")

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I’ve been playing TIE FIGHTER lately and I want to nominate Grand Admiral Zaarin. While he’s not physically anything, the guy is very smart and managed to put serious hurt on the the Empire by crippling their advanced TIE production. And of course, he also very nearly suceeded is both kidnapping the Emporer and killing Dath Vader at the same time.

He also had the entire Imperial military trying to stop him while he was running around loose.

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**Author:** ![sturmhauke](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e47c2d/32.png) [@sturmhauke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sturmhauke)\
**Post date:** [August 6, 2005, 12:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-badass-video-game-character-of-all-time/313589/68 "2005-08-06T00:12:31Z")

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> [@Lord Ashtar](#):
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> Oh, please. You can kill Kefka in one round if you equip someone with the Genji Glove and Offering and give them an Atma Weapon and the Illumina. Eight hits later and he’s toast. What kind of a badass dies in one round?

What is this Illumina you speak of? I’ve played that game so much I think I broke my cartridge, but I never found any Illumina.

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**Author:** ![ultrafilter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/3d9bf3/32.png) [@ultrafilter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ultrafilter)\
**Post date:** [August 6, 2005, 12:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-badass-video-game-character-of-all-time/313589/69 "2005-08-06T00:22:07Z")

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> [@sturmhauke](#):
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> What is this Illumina you speak of? I’ve played that game so much I think I broke my cartridge, but I never found any Illumina.

It’s hard to find. You have to forgo the Ragnarok magicite and get the sword instead, and then go bet it at the coliseum. If you win, you get the Illumina.

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**Author:** ![Tentacle\_Monster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ba9def/32.png) [@Tentacle\_Monster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tentacle_Monster)\
**Post date:** [August 6, 2005, 3:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-badass-video-game-character-of-all-time/313589/70 "2005-08-06T03:03:00Z")

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> [@msmith537](#):
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> Where the hell did I get “Vince” from?

Probably from the character Vince Vance from the same game.

“Suffer, like G did?”

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**Author:** ![souroranges](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/3e96dc/32.png) [@souroranges](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/souroranges)\
**Post date:** [August 6, 2005, 4:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-badass-video-game-character-of-all-time/313589/71 "2005-08-06T04:22:33Z")

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> [@CandidGamera](#):
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> Duke Nukem.
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> He has Ash’s Attitude and Schwarzeneggar’s muscles.
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> Only video game hero ever to follow through on a threat to tear off his enemy’s head and crap down its neck.

…and the first hero to see boobies!

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**Author:** ![souroranges](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/3e96dc/32.png) [@souroranges](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/souroranges)\
**Post date:** [August 6, 2005, 4:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-badass-video-game-character-of-all-time/313589/72 "2005-08-06T04:24:59Z")

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> [@CandidGamera](#):
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> Duke Nukem.
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> He has Ash’s Attitude and Schwarzeneggar’s muscles.
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> Only video game hero ever to follow through on a threat to tear off his enemy’s head and crap down its neck.

…and the first hero to see boobies! 😃

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**Author:** ![HPL](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/3da27b/32.png) [@HPL](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/HPL)\
**Post date:** [August 6, 2005, 7:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-badass-video-game-character-of-all-time/313589/73 "2005-08-06T07:15:16Z")

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Two or four boobies?

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**Author:** ![Silentgoldfish](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e36b37/32.png) [@Silentgoldfish](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silentgoldfish)\
**Post date:** [August 6, 2005, 12:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-badass-video-game-character-of-all-time/313589/74 "2005-08-06T12:03:42Z")

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> [@Tentacle Monster](#):
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> Probably from the character Vince Vance from the same game.
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> “Suffer, like G did?”

There’s also no Vince Vance. There’s a Lance Vance, however.

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**Author:** ![Scott\_Plaid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/258eb7/32.png) [@Scott\_Plaid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scott_Plaid)\
**Post date:** [August 6, 2005, 9:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-badass-video-game-character-of-all-time/313589/75 "2005-08-06T21:10:42Z")

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> [@souroranges](#):
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> …and the first hero to see boobies! 😃

😕 What about Custer?

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**Author:** ![Tentacle\_Monster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ba9def/32.png) [@Tentacle\_Monster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tentacle_Monster)\
**Post date:** [August 7, 2005, 1:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-badass-video-game-character-of-all-time/313589/76 "2005-08-07T01:37:55Z")

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> [@Silentgoldfish](#):
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> There’s also no Vince Vance. There’s a Lance Vance, however.

Crap in a hat. It’s been a while since I’ve played Vice City. And I was probably thinking of the tall-haired singer of [Vince Vance and the Valiants](http://www.vincevance.com)

Oh, well, I’ve got another nit to pick. _Splatterhouse_ was only in the arcade and on the TG-16.\* _Splatterhouse 2 and 3_ were Genesis exclusives. Also, there was a version for the NES that never made it out of Japan. Probably because Rick was done in SD or “chibi” style. I’ve played it, and it’s quite a bit more light-hearted than the rest of the series.

\*If you want to get _really_ anal, there was also a port to the FM TOWNS computer in Japan. And there was one of those LCD Game & Watch-like versions, too.

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