# Most Beautiful TV Mom

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-beautiful-tv-mom/816337>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [June 18, 2018, 8:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-beautiful-tv-mom/816337 "2018-06-18T20:23:43Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Post date:** [June 19, 2018, 3:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-beautiful-tv-mom/816337/61 "2018-06-19T15:28:19Z")

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> [@Gyrate](#):
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> \<sigh\> Yet another “Hot women on television I’d like to pork” thread.

Get your mind out of the gutter. The question was about “most beautiful”—nothing about “porking.”

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**Post date:** [June 19, 2018, 4:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-beautiful-tv-mom/816337/62 "2018-06-19T16:20:29Z")

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As a side note I’d like to nominate Rita Moreno as the most beautiful older mom for her turn as Robert Gorens’ mom in Law and Order Criminal Intent. She has never lost her beauty.

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**Post date:** [June 19, 2018, 4:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-beautiful-tv-mom/816337/63 "2018-06-19T16:47:40Z")

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Current? Claire Dunphy.

Of all time? Laura Petrie, of course.

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**Author:** ![Wesley\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wesley_clark/32/20581_2.png) [@Wesley\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wesley_Clark)\
**Post date:** [June 19, 2018, 4:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-beautiful-tv-mom/816337/64 "2018-06-19T16:48:54Z")

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Lois Griffin.

Hot, from a rich family and puts up with a lot of shit without complaining. Also has low standards in men. Me likey. Then again she is pretty unstable beneath the surface.

As far as real people, Julie bowen.

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**Post date:** [June 19, 2018, 5:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-beautiful-tv-mom/816337/65 "2018-06-19T17:32:11Z")

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> [@Wesley\_Clark](#):
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> Lois Griffin.
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> Hot, from a rich family and puts up with a lot of shit without complaining. Also has low standards in men. Me likey. Then again she is pretty unstable beneath the surface.

I’ve seen a fair amount of, uh, “evidence” that this is a thing, but I don’t get it. It’s a poorly detailed cartoon that doesn’t exactly exude overt sex appeal (unlike, say, Wonder Woman). Do the personality traits override that? I don’t watch the show.

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**Post date:** [June 19, 2018, 6:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-beautiful-tv-mom/816337/66 "2018-06-19T18:39:37Z")

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I’m surprised there’s no love for Lauren Graham of “Gilmore Girls”.

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**Author:** ![Wesley\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wesley_clark/32/20581_2.png) [@Wesley\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wesley_Clark)\
**Post date:** [June 19, 2018, 6:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-beautiful-tv-mom/816337/67 "2018-06-19T18:51:28Z")

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> [@Ashtura](#):
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> I’ve seen a fair amount of, uh, “evidence” that this is a thing, but I don’t get it. It’s a poorly detailed cartoon that doesn’t exactly exude overt sex appeal (unlike, say, Wonder Woman). Do the personality traits override that? I don’t watch the show.

Yes, I too have seen that ‘evidence’ you speak of. I typed the wrong thing into my google search bar when looking for prawns one day.

She doesn’t exude sex appeal. But being low maintenance and a slut in the bedroom are appealing traits. I’d take a less attractive woman who had that over a more attractive one who was high maintenance and a prude. Plus as I said, coming from a rich family is a nice bonus.

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**Post date:** [June 19, 2018, 7:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-beautiful-tv-mom/816337/68 "2018-06-19T19:29:05Z")

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Tina Cole as Katie Douglas on “My Three Sons”  
Barbara Feldon as Agent 99 on “Get Smart”

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**Post date:** [June 19, 2018, 10:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-beautiful-tv-mom/816337/69 "2018-06-19T22:04:30Z")

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Here’s one I forgot because it wasn’t a lead role.

[Christie Brinkley as Gayle Gergich](https://www.si.com/swim-daily/2013/09/25/christie-brinkley-jim-oheir-parks-and-rec) on Parks and Recreation

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**Post date:** [June 19, 2018, 10:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-beautiful-tv-mom/816337/70 "2018-06-19T22:21:48Z")

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I’d have to say . . . Ming-Na Wen.

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**Post date:** [June 19, 2018, 10:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-beautiful-tv-mom/816337/71 "2018-06-19T22:56:12Z")

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> [@pkbites](#):
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> If I’m going to bang a cartoon mom I’m taking Francine Smith!

Did Dagwood and Blondie have kids?

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**Post date:** [June 19, 2018, 11:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-beautiful-tv-mom/816337/72 "2018-06-19T23:57:45Z")

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Claire Huxtable deserves some votes. She gets mine.

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**Post date:** [June 20, 2018, 12:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-beautiful-tv-mom/816337/73 "2018-06-20T00:39:57Z")

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> [@bump](#):
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> I’m surprised there’s no love for Lauren Graham of “Gilmore Girls”.

Please refer to post #47.

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**Post date:** [June 20, 2018, 12:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-beautiful-tv-mom/816337/74 "2018-06-20T00:55:14Z")

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Elizabeth Montgomery (Samantha Stevens). I wanted to be her when I was a little girl.

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**Post date:** [June 20, 2018, 12:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-beautiful-tv-mom/816337/75 "2018-06-20T00:57:51Z")

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> [@silenus](#):
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> Doubtful. The Stevens’ lived in either Westport, Connecticut or Patterson, New York. The Petries lived In New Rochelle, New York.

The Stephenses.\*

The working title on the pilot, BTW, was _ **The Witch of Westport** _. Good thing they changed it!

\*And Darrin was spelled with an “i.”

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**Post date:** [June 20, 2018, 1:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-beautiful-tv-mom/816337/76 "2018-06-20T01:02:55Z")

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> [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](#):
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> 1)Laura Petrie  
> 2) Morticia Addams.

Ditto for both.

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**Post date:** [June 20, 2018, 2:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-beautiful-tv-mom/816337/77 "2018-06-20T02:30:40Z")

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I’ll nominate quite an obscure choice. In the mid-'80s there was a show called _The Charmings_; Snow White and Prince Charming, rather than living happily ever after, were knocked out by a spell cast by her step-mother and awake in modern-day Los Angeles. The show only lasted two seasons, and the role of Snow was recast for the second, but the first-season Snow, Caitlin O’Heaney, was quite [stunning](https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0641378/mediaviewer/rm779309568).

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**Post date:** [June 20, 2018, 2:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-beautiful-tv-mom/816337/78 "2018-06-20T02:54:17Z")

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> [@control-z](#):
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> Let me add my nominee of [Megyn Price](https://ia.media-imdb.com/images/M/MV5BOTIxMzAwNTk3M15BMl5BanBnXkFtZTgwOTE0MDQ0MjE@._V1_.jpg).

This.

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**Post date:** [June 20, 2018, 8:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-beautiful-tv-mom/816337/79 "2018-06-20T08:17:34Z")

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> [@Robot\_Arm](#):
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> I’ll nominate quite an obscure choice. In the mid-'80s there was a show called _The Charmings_; Snow White and Prince Charming, rather than living happily ever after, were knocked out by a spell cast by her step-mother and awake in modern-day Los Angeles. The show only lasted two seasons, and the role of Snow was recast for the second, but the first-season Snow, Caitlin O’Heaney, was quite [stunning](https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0641378/mediaviewer/rm779309568).

Yes! I remember being very disappointed when she was recast. (Is she also the woman from TAILS OF THE GOLDEN MONKEY?)

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**Post date:** [June 20, 2018, 10:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/most-beautiful-tv-mom/816337/80 "2018-06-20T10:56:26Z")

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> [@SykoSkotty](#):
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> Sofia Vergara on Modern Family

Yes!

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